Neptune Quotes (original) (raw)

Return of the Kane
Quote of the Epiosde
VERONICA: Why would he have wanted to kill you? LILLY: Honestly. I was awesome, right? VERONICA: I miss you, Lilly.

DUNCAN: Please Dad. All they do is sell candy and argue about prom decorations.
JAKE: Right, that's all they do now. Until the reign of Kane.
DUNCAN: Dear god! May no one have just heard him say reign of Kane.

VERONICA: My dad's gone a little nutty with all these father-daughter days.
WALLACE: Yeah, see me on the other hand, would love to go to the zoo with my dad.
VERONICA: Wallace, don't…
WALLACE: But he's dead, so.
VERONICA: Okay. I hate myself. Are you happy?
WALLACE: Um-hum.

MADISON: You're not allowed delivery.
WANDA: And you're not allowed to breathe my air. Go. Shoo. Return to Xanadu.

KEITH: Honey. Shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid, you know, fruits and vegetables?
VERONICA: What is that? A maraschino cherry?

LILLY: Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I? We'd have a lot of fun together… yeah… if, um, you know, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
VERONICA: Why are you here?
LILLY: Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served
VERONICA: Really?
LILLY: Yeah, that, and, as kind of a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

DUNCAN: Student council giveth, student council taketh away.

WANDA: Okay. The rich kids, they run things around here. They're the minority and they're corrupt. They get away with murder. Pirate Points is just another way they reward themselves for so swell. They have all the power, we're the disenfranchised but only because we let ourselves be. It's time to take action!

VERONICA: Well if "Wanda rulez" why'd you vote for Duncan, you head case? I wanna find out who this kid is and what art room he voted in.
WALLACE: Yeah, and I want a statue of myself in the main lobby, holding a musket, staring down danger.
WALLACE: Since we're talking about stuff we want.

VERONICA: [Cheerfully] Hi Madison. I heard you lost your student aide gig and your student council spot. If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation, on Fridays, ee-uh, Sloppy Joes are your best bet.

VERONICA: So, was it your idea or did you just play it your usual way?
DUNCAN: What's my usual way?
VERONICA: Oh, you know, Duncan. You don't initiate trouble. You don't initiate much of anything anymore.
DUNCAN: Don't stop there, Veronica. Say it. What's my usual way?
VERONICA: You stand idly by.

This isn't a quote, it's the text that could be seen on the Neptune High Website and I thought it was interesting so I included it here
Neptune High School has an enrolment of 1500 students in a grade 9-12 comprehensive public high school located in Neptune, a community within the city limits of Neptune, CA. It is part of the Balboa County Unified School District. The area is dominated by the local Universities and adjacent research and development firms. NHS is a school with a strong emphasis on academic achievement. Over 90% of our graduates continue their education at universities and colleges, with a significant... (text after this cannot be read)

WANDA: Do we need any…provisions?
VERONICA: Provisions? With a capital E, absolutely. But I know a guy.
WANDA: Oh, jealous. Wish I knew a guy.

DUNCAN: Thank you Mrs Donaldson. And now, my first act as President, I would like to make sure that no one loses a single Pirate Point. But you know what? In addition to varsity sports, I would also like to make sure that students in band, students who make honour role, students who perform in school plays, that write for the school newspaper… Even students who excel in vocational trades should be eligible to earn Pirate Points. And they should share in the benefits. Okay. So what kind of candy should we sell this year?