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I was watching a show on the History Channel the other day and it occurred to me that I had made a possible error in career choices. I should have been a volcanologist. They make 35,000to35,000 to 35,000to90,000 a year. There's a very good chance I could have lived in Hawaii. And, I would have had some kick-ass business cards.

Slightly bored Dude: What do you do, Ms. OMT2K?

Me: I'm a volcanologist. Here's my card.

Suddenly interested Dude: Wow! I've never met a volcanologist before. *That's hot*

In thinking of this post, it also occurred to me that I could have probably chosen 100 regrets in my life as a topic. Some of them may have been past restaurant orders or fashion faux pas, but I could have listed 100 easily. (See icon.)