Meme time! Because why not. Because we love music oracles. (original) (raw)

Meme time! Because why not. Because we love music oracles.

| | Actually I had an answer to the "why not" pretty soon into doing this meme.I used to love doing music memes. They're so much like oracles. They've always been creepily accurate for me. So after my friend Nell sent me one, I couldn't resist.So I put my 12k songs (only about 93GB) on shuffle. Love these things and the last song oracle has been way too long ago, so thanks Nell. **INSTRUCTIONS:**1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!How do you feel today?ギルガメッシュ - Evolution (Lets go let's go ... sounds way more proactive that I actually feel but I can pretend!)What’s your outlook on life?ネガ - attempted suicide(AAAAAHAHAHA HAHA HAAAAAA ha haha... haha... I STOPPED PRETENDING FAST)What does your family think of you?鍵山由佳 - love player(...)What do your friends think of you?Syndrome - 永訣ーわかれー("The last farewell". Sigh. Seems like I'm not too long for this world according to this.)What do strangers think of you?Gackt - 君が追いかけた夢("The dreams you chased" mmmh :) yes)What do your exes think of you?THE BLACK SWAN - OUSIA(well here's a ten minutes long, hard to interpret, desperate and destructive song that might make you want to slit your wrists :D... . He might mention being torn between loving or killing someone at the very least. Well. Found a new translation project.)How’s your love life?lynch. - roaring in the dark(Welp. He sings about forgetting how to love, and losing oneself)How will your love life be in the future?Viored - 赤紙("Red paper"??? He sings about farewells lol)Will you get married?Homestuck vol. 8 - Escape Pod(AHAHAHA)Are you good at school?あやびえるー水圧(“Water pressure” … … )Will you be successful?Well, I got an untitled mouth-harp song. I guess it was upbeat. What song should they play on your birthday?DISSIDIA FINAL FANTASY - Matoya’s Cave (arrange) from FF I(Well now, here’s another epos)What song should they play at your funeral?MEJIBRAY - 躁と鬱と境界(“Mania and depression and boundaries” … no further comment)The Soundtrack of your life?Sel’m - False Valentine(It’s a little outraging to think they give me one song for a hole soundtrack. How dare they.)You and your best friends are?Birdy - Words as Weapons(fuck you music oracle, fuck you. Yeah I just had that song as a theme to a certain person for a while :D nbd) Happy times:The Hobbit ST - Mirkwood (extended version)(uh… happy. so happy)Sad times:My Chemical Romance - Cancer(… seriously. *gets up and gets a shot glass and a bottle of rum*)Every day:Ludwig van Beethoven - Funeral March(I. seriously. can’t. I can’t. I have no words that make sense right now.)For tomorrow:Viored - 天上天下極彩紫季乱舞(Not sure. "Crazy dance throughout heaven and earth of extreme purple colour"? But sure I'll wear purple tomorrow. As any day really.)For you:野良神 ST - creepy(Noragami! Japanese gods and all. And yeah, creepy)What does next year have in store for me?The Gazette - AGONY(I'm at the point I can't help but laugh. Oh: it's a live version. “Did you really love me heartily? Can you really call that love, answer me, I don’t want to die” hey at least we went from suicide attempts and funeral to the realisation that I don’t want to die? )What do I say when life gets too hard?Rammstein - Sehnsucht(………… well, tears and head banging always works I suppose)What song will I dance to at my wedding?Crisis Core ST - 誇りを失った姿(“someone who has lost their pride” Ok first of all: Didn’t we establish something about an escape pod earlier? In this case… sure. Wait. Waaaaait. I’ll dance to a heavy song from a ST that features my white silver haired lord and master?? Does that mean I MADE IT? I WILL BE HIS BETROTHED? 8’DDDD *hits another swig of rum* There was a first of all. Second of… all… lost my pride… umm meaning I gave in to marriage? *snorts* *rum*)What do you want as your career?ヴィドール - 我輩ハ、殺女成リ(This is so on point with answers. “Me, I shall become a murderess” That’s seriously the title.)Your favorite saying?Game of Thrones ST - You’ll be Queen one day(… hah.) How will I die?DEATHGAZE - メメントモリ(The title is “memento mori” :D :DDDD :DDDDDDD)I’m so done with today.タグ:meme, music | | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |