Slop Hound (original) (raw)

	[12 Mar 2006|02:49pm]
EEEEEE. red20 went to a restaurant in Hillsborough called "La Civetta" - which translates from Italian as The Owl!!!!!!!And whatsmore, Brab had a Civetta Pizza, ie. OWL PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!Additionally, you can choose from Owl Pasta, Owl Pancakes, Owl Chicken, Owl with Mushrooms and Owl Steak.This should be the OFFICIAL owl_sausage restaurant. A trip will be arranged.[NB. It is extremely overpriced owl].
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	[24 Feb 2006|12:13pm]
[ **mood** | anxious ] Which sounds nicest? Ham and cheese pie from 1690 You wake up next to Alastair... What do you do? Oh no, a great big dirty owl is next to me Hi - can I make you toast? Are you looking forward to Easter?
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	[24 Feb 2006|12:02pm]
[ **mood** | aggravated ] Cock owl, great big dirty whales, Alastair is a donkey, poo machine, eat me please. Sod off.
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It's here!	[12 Dec 2005|11:26pm]
Since scummoth took over Owl Sausage, have you noticed an improvement in the community? How will you make your Xmas owly this year? Eat a great big dirty bird on Xmas day with sloppy sauces etc Eat and fall asleep clutching a glass of port Eat stuff from Brab's fridge Phone/text people at inappropriate hours Kiss a close friend on the snout What will be your first thought on Xmas morning? What are my presents going to be? Why have I woken up next to Alastair? I want my pre-breakfast snack Oh yay! It is Christmas day! What time do I get fed turkey? Which of these words describe 2005?
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	[23 Oct 2005|12:20am]
[ **mood** | bored ] do you like soggy panda kebabs? I am mo, therefore I like them do you like getting covered in mud? if i can wash my small hands and head what was the last thing you did with your left hand? can i feed you chocolate or spam?
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I feel sick	[12 Oct 2005|03:30pm]
[ **mood** | OWLY! ] have you eaten anything owly in the last 24 hours? do you want me to poll dance for you in the early hours of friday morning?
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Pizza pan and grill	[28 Sep 2005|12:52am]
[ **mood** | Owly ] Was ordered. 1 16" meat feast 1 chicken kebab and a free garlic bread.The pizza pan and grill man saw a Topkapi leaflet and enquired about it.A truly owly moment.
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	[26 Sep 2005|10:35pm]
[ **mood** | hopeful ] Oh, the owl_sausage underwear day entails the following:Members [non-members also welcome] must spend the whole day wearing only underwear [of whatever variety] whilst going about their daily lives. Go to work. college, uni, shops, etc in your underwear and take a tin with "OWL_SAUSAGE UNDERWEAR DAY FOR CHARITY" taped to it. People will then [hopefully] donate a little money. You can also give them a leaflet [soon to be printed] detailing this community. The person who raises the most money will receive a prize [£50, kindly donated by scummoth]. You are allowed to wear a very skimpy nighty or something like this. Don't wear pyjamas.scummoth says "If you are a man, you can dress like this. "
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.	[23 Sep 2005|12:24am]
[ **mood** | sleepy ] Owl Light. In the Night.
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	[22 Sep 2005|10:21pm]
[ **mood** | impressed ] LJ Interests meme results dirty plates:these are commonly found after large quantities of owl has been consumed. inability to wash up etc after consuming dirty food. eggy kerry:kerry is eggy. kerry lays eggs in rotherham. gleadless townend:rough dismal suburb of sheffield. once i worked there. livejournal polls:used excessively on owl_sausage - mainly by yours truly nether edge:another suburb of sheffield owls:OWLS! Lovely birds. roast owl:Roast owl is what daisy eats on a monday. slop:dirty food, slopped around, frequently found in one of those classy roadside establishments. there is a nice on between worksop and nottingham. the 8 bus:sadly this bus is now extinct but it used to travel a very mysterious route around some of the most mysterious suburbs in sheffield. sadly i never got to go all the way on it [so to speak. erm]. wybourn:rough part of sheffield, mainly council housing, overlooking the city. once mo and i ended up there by some terrible misfortune. it was night. scary.Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.
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What is on the menu?	[22 Sep 2005|09:15am]
[ **mood** | curious ] It seems that members of this Community Owl_sausage are perhaps only part of the community because of it's popularity and status. We as beings we naturally fear breaking the boundaries laid down by our immediate society. I wish to challenge members of this community to go out and spread the word of Owl_sausage. Go to a local cafe and order a double expresso. Don't be afraid to ask for two Kerry Eggs a slice of Camel Bacon, an extra lump of tortoise lard, tomato and mushrooms and most importantly a couple of pages of toast. When next out at you favourite Italian Pizzeria ask for Snake Pasta and see what you get, or "Vole Pie and Toad Chips please.", when dinning at one of those lovely roadside establishments. When next out smearing your good name like toe jam on a page of hot toast, if you pass a Kebab Shop, ask if they have Panda Kebab. If the answer is no, then thank them and politely, decline to order then and leave. Politeness is vital here. No laughing. Just go out there and ask the person behind the counter “Do you have Owl Sausage, please?”
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	[21 Sep 2005|06:40pm]
[ **mood** | bored ] Have you ever used a panda kebab inappropriately? Trifle? I love it. I love the flavours and textures. Ovary Dumplings? If they are from Sheffield Favourite supermarket? One of the owly ones that sells frozen food Do you like being a member of this community? It's okay, a bit dull at times Have you ever woken up with a mouthful of medium thick sauce?
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