17 Hot Celeb Men Who Bared (Almost) All on Instagram (original) (raw)

We're so lucky to live in a time when showing off one's bod is as simple as posting a selfie

Published on May 3, 2019 12:01PM EDT

Eric Decker

10/10 would hire the retired NFL player as a marketing advisor. Decker stripped down to promote his wife Jessie James Decker's new cookbook, Just Feed Me (available on Oct. 9).

"It's bigger, better and tastier than what you could ever imagine......I'm talking about my wife's amazing new cookbook 'just feed me' It's officially out now!" he cheekily captioned the post. "I've tasted everything and I can tell you it's damn good. Enjoy! Linked in my bio."

Eric Decker...Again

Eric Decker. Jessie James Decker/Instagram

It would appear that the Decker's post-pro athlete life consists largely of hanging out in the nude. Hey, we're not complaining!

"#Retirement," his wife Jessie captioned the NSFW pic of her hubby lounging in his birthday suit.

Tyler Cameron & Matt James

The former Bachelorette star and upcoming Bachelor sure know how to make a girl hungry.

John Stamos

John Stamos/Instagram

What better way to celebrate your birthday than with a nearly-nude Instagram, right? Stamos posted this hidden-in-the-bushes shot to ring in the big 5-4.

Darren Criss

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"So what's more red? My sunburn, my speedo, or YOUR FACE??? #ACSVersace," he wrote in his Instagram caption.

Liam Hemsworth

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"Here's to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts," Hemsworth captioned a trio of photos. We're not entirely sure what these two things have to do with one another — It might be better to study the exhibit further.

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber/ Instagram

Surrounded by clothes and yet nothing to wear.

Calvin Harris

Calvin Harris/ Instagram

Yes, Calvin. This is what we all came to your Instagram page for.

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt/ Instagram

Because why would you take a workout photo with your shirt on?

Ansel Elgort

Ansel Elgort/ Instagram

A truly stunning view.

Ansel Elgort... Again

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The Baby Driver actor was quick to ditch his pool attire while on vacation in Thailand.

Colton Haynes

Colton Haynes/ Instagram

Jillian Bell's job involved napping in a bed with a thong-clad Colton — and we're going to go break down our cubicle walls now, thanks.

Michael B. Jordan

Michael B. Jordan/ Instagram

"I'm working," he says, as we all work to make peace with the fact that he's never going to respond to our DMs.

Liam Payne

Liam Payne/ Instagram

Don't think for one second that distance makes your shirtless selfie less gratuitous. We know you don't want us to look at your bar of soap!

Ricky Martin

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Livin' la vida … hot damn.

Joe Jonas

Ricky Martin/ Instagram

Maybe there is more to this picture than Joe being really, really ridiculously good looking? Nope, we were wrong.