Another ranting post (original) (raw)

I hope I never have to get a job as a baby sitter, a caretaker, a nanny or a daycare worker. I cannot stand kids. Sure, they're cute and they're funny, but god damn. They are the most annoying little shits you've ever seen. One minute they're standing around innocently, the next they're knocking things off grocery shelves and yelling and screaming.

All this ties back to the Incredibles. The movie was great. The audience was not. Upon going into the god damned theater, we were seated in front of some bitch with her kids. The kids would not shut up. And everyone knows that the worst thing in my world is having some little fucker sitting behind you yapping on and on about NOTHING. So finally we ask the kids to be quiet and the lady flips. She's going on and on about how it's a family movie and therefore her kids should be allowed to talk.

Ahem. WRONG.

And she just keeps yelling about it through the entire movie. My dad tries talking to her and the manager tries talking to her... he even WATCHED her doing this, and NOTHING happens. So at the end of the movie, my dad tries to talk to her and she's screaming stuff like, "Oh, whatever! Shut up! Leave me alone!" And to make matters infinitely worse, some guy yells, "Hey, asshole, leave the lady alone!" Believe me, I may be 14 but I can pack a punch and I was about to attack the fucker. He has no idea.

This all leads into the climax of my story: PEOPLE SUCK FUCKING... GOD.

And people wonder why I'm so mean? Hah! I wish!