Writer's Block: Peace of mind (original) (raw)

Peace of mind

What kind of spiritual or meditative practice keeps you feeling zen?

Hahahahahah...Bwahahhaha...snerk. Cough, cough. Hahahhahaha.

Zen. Right. I've procrastinated myself into crisis mode and my creepy neighbor just came over to knock on my door. I'm so zen I'm going to be up until dawn.

Zen? I've never been zen. I've been accused of being zen by a professor who didn't know sleep deprived when he saw it.
I'm all calm and collected. Like a duck! Calm on top, paddling like a ...well, like a duck, underneath.