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Greetings pinklidings,

I come here with a false face, I must admit, I do not love the color pink, HOWEVER I must ask something of you. There is a girl who is very special to me who simply adores the color pink. She is an 80's child, so it encompasses Jem, and other girly crap. ANYWAYS!

Her birthday is fast approaching, and I was hoping perhaps when her birthday does come, early in the morning, I could spray-paint the snow around her house pink. HOWEVER, I have not yet found a spray-paint I can use which is environmentally friendly. Does anyone know of such a product? It would be greatly appreciated.
Hopefully, taking on such a tremendous feat could show her how much she means to me. So, what say you? Would you help a skinny boy win the girl of his dreams?