a meme, some pretty pictures and an inadvertant poem. (original) (raw)

"Excuse me Captain, but I must address a safety concern. Have you improperly holstered your phaser within your regulation starfleet slacks, or are you simply mirthful as a result of my presence?" - it_grrl

"From Saturday night, observing two very drunk teenage girls trying to walk, "sometimes you don't so much need Rohypnol as a butterfly net."" - apiphile

"That man has an abnormal interest in the minutiae of our domesticity." - iscaris - How The Light Gets In

"No I think Holmes does a great deal of behind-the-scenes work to make Watson behave the way he wants him to. And every so often Watson throws a fit and complains that he doesn't have to do that, he could just ask and Holmes is all *smokes* "I do not believe it would", followed by an extensive breakdown of Watson's psychology and then sulking with his violin." - apiphile

"Oh no! My house is on fire!!!
As is my head!
...This will not be a very good day." - Random Quote from Flickr

‘by golly I’d like to stick my genitalia up his orifice, if you catch my rather explicit drift.’ - the_rusty_bird

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do." - The Doctor

"And is there maybe another way to teach me this without beating the shit out of me?"
"This way's the most fun," Claude answered, and stabbed Peter through the shoulder. - sam_storyteller

"Adopted by Vikings. Only your brother." - nilchance & beanside. From their epic fic Of Bastard Saints Go Read It!

"Just because a dog chases cars doesn't mean he wants to catch one. It's just an impulse. Comes from being strung too tight." - glasz_housez

Trevor grinned. "Can I eat some candy now?"
Pete sighed. "Knock yourself out. Spit out any razorblades."
"I'll add 'em to my collection," Trevor promised. - aggybird

"It's not that I know everything, but I know enough to see a bunch of elephants in the room, and I'm the only one who knows the elephants are there. Everyone else continues pretending they're just pieces of furniture. Maybe eventually someone will say, "Chuck, stop feeding the armchair peanuts," because I'm not good at ignoring things, not really. Alcohol helps for that though, and so does writing." - twoskeletons

"No, by all means, abuse my powers for delicious pancakes, then thank me in adventurous ways while still ever so slightly sticky." - entangled_now

"He opens the fridge while the kettle boils, cautiously, since living with Sherlock has taught him to beware of anything that's temperature-controlled. The fact that there's usually more in the way of disturbing experiments in there than food isn't even surprising anymore. This morning it mostly contains milk, half of which John just pours straight down the sink. Sherlock will occasionally have wild stabs at important life skills. Which seem to consist of buying milk and expecting it to magically become tea or coffee.

There's a danger that it becomes tea or coffee far more often than it probably should. Since that just continues the cycle of atrocious behaviour. Sherlock gets away with enough atrocious behaviour as it is. Though sometimes, when there's nothing spinning the wheels of Sherlock's brain at full speed he'll even buy bread. Possibly in the hope that it will become sandwiches. Maybe he thinks bread evolves into sandwiches if you leave it in on the side long enough." - From libraryofsol's Thermodynamics series.

"Fanfiction: stripping away morals one layer at a time" - tellytubby101

"Whatever else the Doctor is; brilliant, amazing, fantastic, unbelievable, ridiculous, wonderful... He is not safe. And he never will be."