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on 2 December 2003 (#1502324)
The Porn protection League - Politcal Satire
Welcome to PolySmut,
A
Fair And Balanced
community of slashers, pornographers and defilers of family values!
The Bush administration wants to protect YOU from US. That's right; porn, that most pernicious of evils, is corrupting our family values and destroying America.
But what can I do? I hear you wail.
Fortunately, despite Porn's evil and debilitating nature, Politicians have never shied away from meeting this monster head on. Who could forget the sacrifice Ed Meese made to this country by confining himself in a darkened theater with the complete 'Debbie Does' series?
But Porn, like drugs is an addicting disease that mocks you even at it devours your soul, leaving us helpless against its awesome power.
So until this War on Porn gets into high gear with mandatory sentencing and negative reinforcement rehab clinics, I propose we honor this brave battle. Let us, the panderers, pimps, perverts and pornographers, write, vid, draw about the very people who have offered themselves on this perverse altar. After all, they can take it. Harder. Faster. Rougher than our usual subjects.
In our way, we too fight the war on Porn
-the Porn Protection League
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These stories are all fictional parodies - none are true, nor are they approved of by the public figures named in the stories. The Supreme Court of the United States, the country where this site is located, has ruled that parodies involving famous people are perfectly and totally legal under the United States Constitution. The specific case law on this was decided in the case of "Hustler Magazine, Inc. et al. v. Jerry Falwell" in 1988. No harm is intended toward the public figures featured in these stories, but they are public figures and in being so, they must accept that they are fair target for parodies by the public.
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