The Champion Process Server - Production & Contact Info (original) (raw)

When Lawyer Ketchum decided to serve a subpoena on Flighty, the brewer, he counted his chickens too early. In fact, his awakening came when his steady process man told him to serve it himself in a warm place. But here comes our hero, the ...See moreWhen Lawyer Ketchum decided to serve a subpoena on Flighty, the brewer, he counted his chickens too early. In fact, his awakening came when his steady process man told him to serve it himself in a warm place. But here comes our hero, the Champion, to relieve a distressed beauty, Ketchum's client. He proffers his services, and is taken for better or worse. Brr-t, brr-t, chug, chug, chug, 'tis the Champion's motor chariot, gleefully shrieking "I'll get you yet," as it drives up to Flighty's brewery. There is where our hero has his first brush with the enemy's hired ruff-necks. He finally reaches the sacred precincts of the Imperial Foam Dispenser, where he falls victim to a beautiful blonde siren's wiles, and is gently wafted out by the aforesaid gentleman with the kindly advice that the place is very unhealthy for him to risk his precious existence in. Gallantly, he waves the subpoena aloft, as he repeats the "Charge of the Light Brigade" up an iron-clad fire escape. Through fire and water he emerges with Flighty in one arm, and later on with the distressed beauty, her money saved, in the other. All hail the Champion. Written by Moving Picture World synopsis See less