All I'm Saying Is Her Car Has Eyelashes - Production & Contact Info (original) (raw)

Two construction workers having lunch discuss the environmental impact of plastic food containers. Between two friends, one looks fabulous with whatever she picks up without having to do a thing, while the other laments having to do major ...See moreTwo construction workers having lunch discuss the environmental impact of plastic food containers. Between two friends, one looks fabulous with whatever she picks up without having to do a thing, while the other laments having to do major alterations just to look like crap. A woman has issue with her coworker bringing homemade chocolate covered pretzels to the office to share. A husband is turned on by his wife's new custom made fragrance. In mentioning the smart phone's features to the customer, the sales clerk also has to tell her about some provisos about it. A woman suggests to her friend, with who she is working, some new soothing background noise to clear her head of distractions. A seemingly panicked mother begins every story with, "Oh my God." A law firm, looking for young blood, may have different ideas compared to their interviewees of what that young blood should do. The staff meeting among the clerks at a big box retailer devolves into a discussion about food etiquette in their common area. After the flood, a woman is doing some necessary retrofits to her place. A woman has an immediate response to a friend's rhetorical question. And with Lavinia and Austin by her side, Emily Dickinson is on her deathbed, Jane, a stenographer, who has been hired to record her final words. Written by Huggo See less