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Smitty, a trifle deaf, believes everything corporal Winterbottom of The Old Soldiers Home tells him. He decides to be an army leader. His pals are agreeable. Vera falls for Dick who possesses a snappy military academy uniform, Smitty's ...See moreSmitty, a trifle deaf, believes everything corporal Winterbottom of The Old Soldiers Home tells him. He decides to be an army leader. His pals are agreeable. Vera falls for Dick who possesses a snappy military academy uniform, Smitty's cohorts, out of jealousy, gets busy and bedeck themselves in what may be termed 'uniforms.' Each soldier has a decidedly different uniform. Naturally, a battle is in the offing. A truckload of ripe tomatoes passes. Immediately heavy artillery gets going. The result is an epic carnage, rivaling such mere historical byplays as Bunker Hill, Gettysburg and Verdun. Written by Anonymous See less