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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
R
113 min |Comedy, Drama, Thriller

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

113 min |Comedy, Drama, Thriller

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director

Mary Bronstein (directed by)

Writer

Mary Bronstein (written by)

Producers

Ronald Bronstein (producer) |Eli Bush (producer) |Richie Doyle (producer) |Conor Hannon (producer) & 3 more

Cinematographer

Christopher Messina (director of photography)

Editor

Lucian Johnston

Casting

Geraldine Barón |Salome Oggenfuss

Production Designer

Carmen Navis

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Box Office as of 12/09/25

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Release date

Oct 10, 2025 (United States)

Awards

11 wins & 26 nominations

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Cast	+ Add Cast
24 cast members

Name	Known for
Rose Byrne Linda Linda See fewer	Spy (2015)
Delaney Quinn Child Child See fewer	The Roses (2025)
Mary Bronstein Dr. Spring Dr. Spring See fewer	Yeast (2008)
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Christian Slater Charles Charles See fewer	Very Bad Things (1998)
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Conan O'Brien Therapist Therapist See fewer	The Lego Batman Movie (2017)
Manu Narayan Landlord Landlord See fewer	The Love Guru (2008)
Danielle Macdonald Caroline Caroline See fewer	Patti Cake$ (2017)
Eva Kornet Breathworker Breathworker See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Ella Beatty Kate Kate See fewer	Monster (2022)
Helen Hong Eva Eva See fewer	Silicon Valley (2014)
Daniel Zolghadri Stephen Stephen See fewer	Funny Pages (2022)
Josh Pais Brad Brad See fewer	The Dropout (2022)
Ronald BronsteinCaroline's Husband Caroline's Husband See fewer	Uncut Gems (2019)
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Char Sidney Nurse Nurse See fewer	Ray Donovan (2013)
Jodi Pynn Gabree Nurse Nurse See fewer	I Am Legend (2007)
Alan Scott Puppeteer Puppeteer See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Jason Matthews Puppeteer Puppeteer See fewer	If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)
Victor Broadley Puppeteer Puppeteer See fewer	Prey (I) (2022)