Episode XLIV: The First Annual George Lucas Talk Show Star Wars Day Describe-a-Thon - Production & Contact Info (original) (raw)

HAPPY STAR WARS DAY. And welcome to THE FIRST ANNUAL GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW STAR WARS DAY DESCRIBE-A-THON. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on ...See moreHAPPY STAR WARS DAY. And welcome to THE FIRST ANNUAL GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW STAR WARS DAY DESCRIBE-A-THON. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) along with producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka MAYTRICK FOURTHNOIR aka STAR WARS BOI), whose druthers include you following him on twitter @patrickcotnoir. What is a DESCRIBE-A-THON? Well, to put it simply: it is a STORYTELLING EVENT. We can't legally SHOW you the STAR WARS movies, but we can TELL you THE STORY OF STAR WARS. And that's what we aim to do. Wait-- you're asking-- won't you get SUED for this? Doesn't DISNEY still own the story of STAR WARS? The answer to this is SURE, YEAH, THEY DO. But this is FAIR USE. We're just TALKING. What, people aren't allowed to DESCRIBE what happens in a MOVIE? SINCE WHEN?? Also, frankly, DISNEY has other problems to deal with at the moment, like the moron governor of FLORIDA, mister RON "I JUST ACCIDENTALLY RAISED TAXES BY ONE BILLION DOLLARS BC I WANTED TO LOOK TOUGH PICKING A FIGHT WITH A CARTOON MOUSE WHO IS ALSO THE TOP EMPLOYER IN MY STATE OOPS" DESANTIS. Besides, we're doing this for a GOOD CAUSE. We're raising money for THE GRANT IMAHARA STEAM FOUNDATION, which is devoted to inspiring emerging talent and empower underserved youth in science, technology, engineering, art and math education. My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. And so, without further ado, LET THE DESCRIBING BEGIN..See less