Programmer Humour (original) (raw)

Week 5	[07 Nov 2003|01:16pm]
[ **mood** | content ] Neo: Compiling, compiling, Fa la la la la laa!Q: *dead pans* Did you just say "Compiling, compiling, Fa la la la la laa" ?Neo: Yes!Q: Na na na na- na na na na- NA-NA NOTEPAD!Neo: I'm a stupid temp file! I should go kill myself! LALALALA!Q: Look at all the pretty squares and circles- they say YES! *slow insane child tone*Q: their lines say no but their shapes say yes.Neo: So its that kind of flowchart, eh?Neo: We're intellegenté! See the appostrophe makes us seem smart!Neo: I have jolly ranchers!Q: Can I have one?Neo: Yes! I have no idea what flavour they are. Have mystery flavoured jolly rancher.Q: Thankya.Neo: Computer flavoured! mmmm keyboard!*BAMBAMBAM noise from behind and across the room*Neo: Someone doesn't like their computer.Q: "I have some bad news. Your CPU board is brocken. I'm not going to tell you that everything will be fine but I'll do my best. I'm sorry"It sounds like someone died!
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Week 3	[25 Oct 2003|01:04pm]
[ **mood** | amused ] Q: Xon Xoff provides flow control. It is the computers tampon.Q: "The programmer must designate the data type durring the coding of the program." Thats alot of "D"'s... Its like programming from Sesame St.!Q: Frodian ClicksQ: We are the Beavis and Butthead of programmingNeo: SailorProgrammingHumour! COSMIC PROGRAMMING POWER!!!!!!Neo: Ahhh, flow charts. Flow charts are your children. That must be hard to pass through. "OW! Corner!"Neo: I can't spell today.Q: T. O. D. A. Y.Neo: If you were something interesting to do where would you be?Q: In Fire!Neo: You wouldn't get many visitors.Q: The graphical nature of flowchars has proven effective in teaching viewer discression advised.Q: The importance of decomposing. (System Analysis and Design level 1 Book 2)Neo's current programming project:
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ProgrammerHumour - Week 1	[03 Oct 2003|05:19pm]
[ **mood** | mellow ] Neo: Ow! My eyes! Sun!Q: Well, now you know you really are a programmerNeo: The computer has so much cache it doesn't know what to do with it!Neo: one oh one one oh oneQ: oh!Neo: One!Q: one one ohNeo: *nodds sagely* Oh oneNeo: If I was part of a computer I'd be an OS (Operating System)."I don't care what you do- just do it RIGHT!!"CRASH!!Q: I am the Dr. Sues of programmingNeo: Uh oh, that sounded like a keyboard.Neo: What is the sound of one mouse clicking?NOTHING! Because there is no one there to click it! Duh nah nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuuuhNeo: The Unicode Theme songQ: The author of this book sounds like a nialistic bastard."It either works or it doesn't!" "Your stupid! Why am I writing this book!? I'm going to shoot myself! Wheres my shotgun!? The trigger of a shotgun is much like a keyboard-"Neo: "It either works or it doesn't!"(Said book: Guide to Operating Systems Secound Eddition)
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