Challenge #10: The Spinner's End Library (original) (raw)

Challenge #10: Come up with funny titles for the Spinner's End library!

The Complete Guide To Clothing Charms: Billowing, Billowing, and More Billowing"

"How to Win Death Eater Loyalties and Influence a Homicidal Maniac Boss Who's Partially Lizard Without Getting Turned Inside Out"

"The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Spies"

"Pride and Prejudice: A Guide To Purebloods"

"The Manor of Seven Gables: The Malfoys' Rise to Power"

"A Tale of Two Centaurs"

"The Sound and the Fury: A Guide To Creating Thunderstorms"

"100 Spells of Solitude: How to Keep Your Privacy"

"Remembrance of Things Past: Mnemonic Spells and Their Uses"

"Severus Snape and the Philosopher's Stone"

"Heart of Darkness: Voldemort's New Reign of Terror"

"Knockturn Alley, Yours: A Guide to Getting the Best Prices Possible"

"The Importance of Being Earnest: A Guide to Occlumency"

"To Kill a Mockingbird: Uses for Avian Essences in Potions"

"At Play in the Fields of the Dark Lord: A Death Eater's Memoir"

"A Farewell to Arms: How to Deal With Nasty Dismemberment Hexes"

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