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Some assorted quotes for you.

"If I bought breakfast for you, I'd have to buy breakfast for the whole bus, and I love you all, but not in a breakfast sort of manner."
- bus driver on the number 19 bus at 6 am last week

"The penis should not have foliage."
- Emily

[During a class exercise on advertising where we were broken up into groups of three and each group was given an ad from a magazine that was unclear in what it was advertising. We had a woman's lips with a funny-looking, eroticized strawberry next to them.]
"I think maybe it's an ad for some sort of carbonated water, because that is just not how strawberries appear in nature; covered in carbonation."
- Emily

[During a lunch break in same class.]
[Me] "What does your shirt say?"
[Kari, one of our teachers, straightens out her shirt and reads] "It says, 'Tell your mom I said thanks for breakfast.'"
[Artsy, cerebral, over-analyzing Emily, immediately following said exercise in advertising] "Ohh. But that could be viewed a lot of different ways, that could take on a lot of different meanings -"
[Kari, interrupting] "No. It couldn't. It means that last night, I was up so late fucking your mom that she made me breakfast. That's all."