Care For Some Platonic Love? (original) (raw)

Subject:While watching Underworld Posted by:sita_tree. Time:11:49 pm. Mood: geeky.
"Did they just rip his nipple off?""...When he swings his neon balls around."
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Subject:Badfic Posted by:sita_tree. Time:9:43 am. Mood: awake.
Makes for great quotes."He despaired in to the night."--"He" meaning Wolverine.
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Subject:D: Posted by:sita_tree. Time:5:02 pm.
"Armpits.""Aw, it'll never happen again." D:
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Subject:Oh, One Piece... Posted by:sita_tree. Time:10:16 pm. Mood: enthralled.
How you make me laugh."He's cleaning our floors! That fiend!"-random marine, ep. 49
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Subject:Posting of Creative Writing Class Posted by:sita_tree. Time:1:17 pm. Mood: tired.
FTW.These are old- maybe they're here, maybe not."I'm a redneck now. I'm gonna go plant some sheep... I mean corn.""I was merely stroking my elbow"Also- give me a hint. (Like the band...)"It's just like landing on a rubber net vs. a oncrete net. the concrete net would hurt a lot.""Please eat the marigolds.""I am a narwhal looking for my virgin""You and I and us and all...""There be menfolk.""H-Que?"
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Subject:I don't even know... Posted by:sita_tree. Time:1:52 am.
"Your face feels like an apple on the bottom." -EllenTerrible bad puns:-in the nick of time-travesty-where there's a will(iam beckett), there's a (Gerard/Mikey) way-stumped-sisky business-i will find a way... backstage-bobbing for apples-x-ray-to be frank with you/frankly-regrettable-cuppa joe"Endoplasmic berticulum." -Ellen"Spencer Smith looks looks like a 15-year old girl who taped a bear to her face." -Aimee"You know what my mom always used to say about pistols, 'til death do us part'" -David"Your nipples are your girlfriend.""World's worst way to break your fingers...""Mapquest!"
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"I can deal with seeing blood and guts, hearing about people being mutilated, but when I hear 'mustard soup' I have to put my fork down." ~Me"Sex and Socks, basically the same word." ~BoothThese were paraphrased
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Subject:This is kind of paraphrased. Posted by:miscellanium. Time:6:21 pm.
(From a conversation on reincarnation.)Joy: I want to be the reincarnation of Jesus!Mom: Well, Jesus did say he was in everybody.Me: ...That sounds like a really bad porno.Mom: ...whatJoy: You should direct that.Me: lolsure. no.Joy: It would be called "Turn The Other Cheek."
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Subject:Ye Olde Emoe Kidde Posted by:sita_tree. Time:7:54 pm.
"My heart is as black as a barbecued crow."--KatieThis is AP English's fault, apparently.
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Subject:Patrick is a cat Posted by:sita_tree. Time:5:36 am. Mood: PUNCHY.
"He nice, the Jesus.""He very nice, the Jesus. ...He also very dead, the Jesus."BY MARIA AND KATIEp.s. "Pete squealed with glee."
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Subject:Srsly Posted by:sita_tree. Time:3:19 pm.
"John is your Lily (Evans).""That is a Sirius (serious) question."... shoebox_project spawns amazing conversations. Rmsly.
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Subject:We english well. Posted by:sita_tree. Time:5:53 pm. Mood: amused.
"And if they haven't died yet, then they are still alive.""His forehead is crying.""I have to burn you stylishly with my amazing purple shirt.""BANANA MOUTH!""I didn't even notice I was touching a cactus.""I'm going to Jesus.""I'm covered in vaseline again."-"How is that different from any other day?"-"I don't want to hear it!""It's a chastity puffball..."
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Subject:My Assitant Pricipal is just... Posted by:gestaltspirit. Time:7:47 pm.
This was an anouncement at the end of the school day today."Students please report to your buses quickly and efficiently, if you fail to do so I will stop the snow."
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Subject:Holy heart failure, Batman! Posted by:zaku_ii. Time:9:46 pm.
After messing up when trying to rehydrate the world diplomats:"We'll go, but inconspicuously, through the window." -Batman (Adam West)Yay for campy 60s movies.
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Yay! Bones, the show."Sex, Socks they're basically the same word." Seely Boothe
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Subject:My sister can be pretty special sometimes Posted by:miscellanium. Time:6:24 pm.
So we were discussing switching dentists the other night.Joy: It'd be cool if House could be my dentist.Me: Uh he's awesome, but I'm pretty sure you don't want House in your mouth.Joy: Fine, maybe I don't, but I bet Wilson would!
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Subject:Maria and Katie are awesome. Srsly. Posted by:sita_tree. Time:1:46 am.
... Also, Remusly.1. I'm going to slap the eyebrows right off of your face!-I'm going to slap the hair right off your head and put it on eBay!2. I am very capable of walking with only my feet.3. What is the army doing here?-They're just Boy Scouts.-With tanks?-No worries; they're made out of cake.4. Don't walk too close to the walls!5. It's the river of...whatever that is. It kind of looks like blood, if you squint at it.6. It's kind of hard to type while you're looking at the keyboard.You guys know who ya'll should be like totally obsessed with? Stephen Chow.No, srsly.(Remusly.)Go look him up!
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Subject:Thanks to Nick and Tim Posted by:gestaltspirit. Time:6:01 pm.
"Dirty Jew" -Nick"Dirty Russian!" -Tim"I'm God!" -Nick"but I thought you were Jesus" -Tim"When I was ten I went to hell for snuffing Jesus." -Nick
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Subject:Oh, Katie... Posted by:sita_tree. Time:8:37 pm. Mood: amused.
"I'm Englishing!"
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