rachaelraysucks - Profile (original) (raw)

Disclaimer: This is not the original RRSUX site. That one folded after 6 years of snarkage and notoriety. Most of the active posters there formed a new community with a broader scope of mocking mediocrity in general. When I heard that Misty had closed the original community, I decided to create this one to keep the "RR Sucks" flame alive.

My personal peeve with Roach is her insistence that her food is healthy. No honey. You simply cannot double portion size and douse everything with cheese and olive oil (even a healthy fat is still FAT, HellllllOOOOOOOOOOO) and end up with healthy. Ain't gonna happen -- in spite of whole wheat pasta.

I also dislike her continual advice to parents. Sweetheart, I have kids, you don't. I don't need you telling me how to get them to eat.

And stop feeding dogs things that will kill them. Maybe they eat your branded dog food ($9 for a 6 pound bag at Walmart), but then, dogs think cat shit and roadkill possum jerky are delicacies. At least cat shit is free >:)

And my other criticisms of her are things previously mentioned in the other community and were the reasons I joined that one: she is ubiquitous, repetitive, her recipes are bizarre, her wild arm gestures and gawd-awful raspy voice are simply beyond the pale. Her biggest, loudest and most vociferous fans seem to be mentally limited AND unable to spell her name correctly.

For the record, I didn't always dislike her. But two things in particular about her changed that: her insistence that her double-portion and cheese-covered food was healthy; the other was realizing her scripts and ingredients for nearly every show were the same. There is no need to change the channel because it isn't on her anyway. For the most part I don't even watch the shows I like on Food Network because there is a limit to how many times you can watch something you enjoy before it, too, becomes yesterday's news. I can truthfully say that I've never seen her talk show at all. I have however, read enough recaps of them to know they are some of the dumbest shit being broadcast.

I've changed posting options so that anyone can join and post without prior approval. However, asshattery, trollery and general douchiness will not be tolerated and any posters engaging in this behavior will be banned without fanfare.

To quote Misty, "If you don't like [here] shut the fuck up and go cry in your Garbage ™ Bowl.

Anyway, enjoy!
~~Melissa Rhodes~~

Fun Links
Food Network Humor
Snark on Your least Favor FN Hosts at TWOP!
Delicious, Healthy AND beautiful Food
Ellie Krieger's Site
Nigella's Site
RecipeZaar
Recipe Gold Mine