Vote Rachel 4 teh G0vern0rrz!'s Journal (original) (raw)

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HR 256 and You!

In 2002, Tom Burch of the Kentucky House of Representatives proposed the purchase of the USS Louisville to patrol the waters of the Ohio River to "engage and destroy any casino riverboats" it may encounter. HR 256 stalled on the House floor, but it lives on in the hearts and minds of Kentuckians who wish for its return.

Governor Fletcher has had four years to resurrect this noble plan, but he has done nothing to bring about a glorious future where nuclear submarines protect the commonwealth.

Other than Rachel, no other gubernatorial candidate has stated an intention to resurrect the resolution. Rachel realizes the need for a landlocked state to have a navy equipped with a nuclear arsenal. She cares about protecting Kentuckians from the unique threats that float on our waters. When she first learned of HR 256, she said, "AW YEAH SUBMARINES BABY!"

No other candidate is this strong on defense. They are wimpy wimpy wimps who fear widdle subbies and scawwy nuclear wars with Ohio. Also, Steve Beshear was in Delta Tau Delta, which is widely acknowledged as the lamest frat at UK. WIMPS! When the chips are down and we're near war with Tennessee, who do you want in charge?

It's time for Kentucky to get its submarine. It's time for change. Rachel 4 teh G0v!!!