Vote Rachel 4 teh G0vern0rrz!'s Journal (original) (raw)
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Post-Primary Plans Well, 
rachel4tehg0vsketeers, we now know what we’re up against. El Fletcherino, who was spat out of Hell itself for offending Satan, who birthed him (and who he still loooooooooooooves and misses--Satan’s Boy!), and Steve Beshear, who is a frat boy with a questionable healthcare plan.
To arms, rachel4tehg0vsketeers! We shall defeat the evil beasties yet!
To Do
- Gain more media attention so we can get some groupies already
- Schedule debate
Destroy El Fletcherino’s reputationcompleted byrachel4tehg0vsketeer Ernie “El Fletcherino” Fletcher- Actually read the spam Steve Beshear sends us in order to better dismantle his candidacy
- Unveil immigration plan
- Gain ringing endorsements of our economic policy from people other than our moms
- Acquire tour bus to canvass state and gain widespread support--also, wacky adventures
- Invite Beshear and El Fletcherino to our Charity Wiffleball Game
- Mock Beshear and El Fletcherino for showing up to a Charity Wiffleball Game in outfits that were not approved by the Ultimate Wiffleball League
- Come up with good insulting nickname for Beshear, possibly one highlighting his icky comb-over
- Post statements of support from local zombie experts
- Create Rachel 4 teh g0v campaign logo
- T-shirts!!!!!