WORD TO YO MOTHA (original) (raw)

Danielle - 16 - Saratoga Springs, NY
(because everyone in Charlotte hated me)

You would be cool, Except that you're not
You would be good looking, If only you were hot
You say the n-word, That makes you bad ass
Kiddies beware, I talk with some sass
I can't make a rhyme, But my muscles are big
Don't fuck with Andrea, She'll pull off your wig
I'm ugly, I'm fat, I'm not very bright
But bitches step off, You don't want to fight
I know Natasha, My sister's a mod,
I've seen both of their chests, And sweet naked bods
I don't drink and don't fuck, Because being edge is cool
And it's because you're fucking ugly, And a sorry ass fool
I watch lots of porn, I enjoy all that smut
I also put out, Does that make me a slut?
I listen to rap, It's good to listen to different kinds of music
I heart you, you are teh rock, Now go suck some dick.

Skanky McSkankerson

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