It Hurts My Brain - RP Style (original) (raw)

Saturday, April 30th, 2005

10:56 pm
[joanne_c]

10:55 pm
[joanne_c]

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

9:08 pm
[voleuse]

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005

11:19 am
[zilly14]

12:03 pm
[divabat]

Friday, March 25th, 2005

6:20 pm
[faintheart]

faintheart
Untitled
Jamie Oliver/Janeane Garofalo
PG?
165 words

He stepped out onto the balcony for a breath of fresh air. He loved cooking, even when it wasn't his party, but sometimes slaving over a hot stove got, well, hot. He leaned on the railing and stared down at the lights in the street below, then nearly jumped out of his skin when she spoke to him.

"So you're the cook." A red ember at the end of her cigarette marked her position, her black clothing making her almost invisible in the shadows. She stepped forward into the light, amusement making her dark eyes twinkle. "I hear you're fast. Is that a good thing?"

He said the first thing that came into his head. "In ten minutes I can whip up a chocolate sauce that's perfect for licking off of nipples."

Her eyes narrowed as she took another drag on her cigarette and slowly exhaled, then a smile quirked up the corners of her lips as she flicked the butt over the railing.

"Prove it."

Sunday, February 6th, 2005

2:50 pm
[zilly14]

Jeopardy: Alex Trebek/Oprah Winfrey Title: Jeopardy
Pairing: #104, Alex Trebek/Oprah Winfrey
Rating: PG
Word count: 100

"Oprah, you have the board."

"Movies for sex hundred, Alex." I instantly tried to hide my embarrassment. "Six hundred."

"Thinking about someone special?" he smirked.

"No, I'm just really nervous." Not about the game, but being near Alex himself. But I wasn't going to tell him that.

"And the answer is..."

Who am I kidding? He's married. And I have a boyfriend.

"Regis?"

"What is 'Casablanca.'"

Nothing would ever happen. But I bet he's a great kisser.

"Correct. Good to see your buzzer's working. You have the board."

I need to stop fantasizing. I've got a Jeopardy game to win.

8:38 pm
[3jane]

12:31 pm
[divabat]

Welcome to the first writing round of RP Hurts My Brain!

We have 120 pairings waiting for you - het, slash, and femmeslash. I can guarantee you that this list will hurt someone's brain - it hurt mine. X_X

Rules:

1. Call dibs on two pairings only - If someone calls dibs on that pairing, no one else can write it until they're done. Also, you're only allowed to write more pairings after you're done with your dibs. Check the comments to see who's called dibs on what, since I may not be online so often.

2. No fixed length - this is the first time so I'm making it easy for you. You can write drabbles, short stories, novels, whatever. Just make it substanstial.

3. Stories have to be of a romantic nature - they can range from one-sided crushes, to first kisses, to all-out smut. But there has to be an element of romance somwehere.

4. Keep them relatively in-character - i.e. no AUs or anything. Some of these fics may involve time travel, but keep their roles relatively similar to what theirs would be in real life.

5. About posting - you can post them here in the community, or you can post them off the community and provide a link here.

Deadline - 30th April 2005.

( 120 brainhuting pairings for your perusalCollapse )

Have fun! ;)

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

12:05 pm
[divabat]

First round! Hey everyone!

Welcome to the First Round of It Hurts My Brain - RP Style!

This is a spinoff of the hugely popular ithurtsmybrain but for real people fiction. apocalypsos, queen of this idea, gave me her blessing to start this so it's all good ;)

Now here's a chance to give submissions.

Theme Of This Round: Anything Goes With Fame

Who To Nominate: Since this is the first time, I'll make it easy - famous people of all sorts. Celebrities, musicians, actors, TV & Radio people, historical people, newsmakers. As long as they're real and that a large part of the world population knows them, it's good.

1. Nominate ten people each - any 10 people you wish.

2. Diversify your choices - sure, you may be an Idol fan (for example), but try not to make everyone on your list Idol people. Be varied.

3. Be original - I won't kill you if you've nominated someone that's already been nominated. But try to be original at least.

4. You don't have to write to submit - I accept submissions from anyone :D

Deadline: 5th February 2005

( Here are my submissionsCollapse )

Now it's your TURN! Spread the word!