25 July 2016 - Люди Дождя (original) (raw)

Vadim/neosocialism,anorexia,poetry posting in Люди дождя

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A brune comes homeand sees a blond trying to hang by the waist.Wtf, you can't hang this way!You must by the throat. I tried-answers the blond but can't breath. A blonde goes to her psychiatrist: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist asks: "Don't you have a phone in the car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I put a mailbox in my car." Psychiatrist: "So how's that working?" Blonde: "Actually, I haven't gotten any letters yet." Psychiatrist: "And why do you think that is?" Blonde: "I figure it's because when I'm driving around, my zip code keeps changing." Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner. Q: Why can't blondes count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.Q: Why don't blondes like anal sex? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.