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| Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004 |
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| Tuesday, December 21st, 2004 |
| 4:35 am - Because I got somebody in trouble today... I think. |
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| Saturday, December 18th, 2004 |
| 11:54 am - THIS IS FOR YOU LEORA! |
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| 3:07 am - not a blog entry |
 finbar2 The application:(The Obligatory)Name: Joseph Finbar Conlon.Age: Eighteen years young.Sex: If you insist.Favourite piece of Canadian Currency, and WHY?: The toonie. It's a coin, but it ain't change. Plus, it looks cool aside from the ugly lady's mug.Section ONEFavourite band/group/artist?: (In no particular order than in what order I think of them, I suppose.) Jimi Hendrix, Herbie Hancock, Pink Floyd, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queen, Django Reinhardt, Ella Fitzgerald.Do you play instruments?: I wish. Actually, it is my own fault that I can't play any instruments. And one shouldn't wish for things that could've been if one were not so lazy.What scene do you identify with the most: That scene in the Spongebob movie where ( SPOILER ALERT!!!Collapse )How X-treme are you in your scene: I hate that fucking "x-treme" word. http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=xtreme_bullshitWhat 'scene' is your enemy?: The scene with my enemy in it.Section TWOFavourite books: The Watchmen by Alan Moore.Favourite visual artists: What's a visual artist? Is that like a stripper?Favourite style of dress: I don't wear dresses.Section THREEAre you pretentious? How much: Depends who you ask.How cool are you?:  Tell us a story about how cool you are: I'm too cool for that.Section FOURHow many ratings communities have you joined: Uh, this one. I think I posted these pictures of chainsaws on a hot or not community once. I don't remember.How many have rejected you, and why: Oh, communities never rejected me. Girls, on the other hand...How badly do you want to fit in: Not terribly.How badly do you NOT want to fit in: Not terribly.Do you consider yourself an ironic person: No.Do you know what irony is: It's iron with a Y.Section FIVEOkay. Need for validation. Write a 100 word max essay about yourself and why you want to join us. Please provide links to ratings communities that you have applied to as a joke. Extra points for making us laugh.I should be in bed, but I'm not. I'm very, very sick, and I won't recover until the end of the break. Not fun. I'm going to a party at my boss's house tomorrow. My friends and I ate at Wendy's today. That was delicious, and it's cool, as long as you don't think about what goes into the food. My friend gave me a toonie. That was nice. Man, this sounds a lot like one of those lame Edge ads on the subway, where it always goes "I guess I'm on The Edge" at the end, and it asks, "NEED MORE!?" No, I don't fucking "need" more of your lame bullshit. Go jerk off.Oh yes.. and please post those obligatory 3 photos for us to beat off to.  ( This last one is rather large.Collapse ) current mood:  tired (5 comments | comment on this) |
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| crayzeeboi The application:(The Obligatory)Name: Nick, The Great. PhDAge: 22Sex: Mostly Male.Favourite piece of Canadian Currency, and WHY?: the new 50, because it rocks my socks! and it's pretty!Section ONEFavourite band/group/artist?: Definately Your Mom. But seriously, My mom. Honestly though, Le TigreDo you play instruments?: Bagpipes. Ok, a bag, and then a pipe.What scene do you identify with the most: a crime scene.How X-treme are you in your scene: I am a chalk outline. I am hardcore.What 'scene' is your enemy?: rain, pedestrians. People who tamper with evidence.Section TWOFavourite books: Middlesex, East of EdenFavourite visual artists: Bill Bissett.Favourite style of dress: Punky, hot. Anything that can br ripped off easliey, or with one hand.Section THREEAre you pretentious? How much: I have been known to be.How cool are you?: Cool as Ice, like that Vanilla Ice movie.Tell us a story about how cool you are: Once, I was at a party, and I went to up Scott Thompson totally drunk and put my arm around him and told him how much I thought he was funny. I rule. Then later on I saw Olivia Chow, drunk as a skunk and we had a good giggle togethor. I love that woman.Section FOURHow many ratings communities have you joined: This is my first.How many have rejected you, and why: None.How badly do you want to fit in: So badly i can taste it.How badly do you NOT want to fit in: Same.Do you consider yourself an ironic person: Whats that mean again?Do you know what irony is: Same.Section FIVEThesisfirst arguementsecond arguementthird arguementconclusion (17 comments | comment on this) |
| Friday, December 17th, 2004 |
| 8:16 pm - Proofery |
 doc__holliday Residue, rather, of an application I sent to  gothroyalty (where  collapsing is currently awaiting his rating).They have me confused with another applicant who was doing a graduate in undergraduate or something. I love how they convince themselves of things without the necessary prodding.Oh, also, I threw out the term "aristocrat" to illict great reactions. And boy, reacions there were!In fact, they were so careful to keep their guises up, they retired to this community, their "boudoire" to discuss the matter further! Aren't they so gosh-darn Les Laisions Dangereux? [for the record: no, I am not an aristocrat. Shucks. I know you're all shocked and surprised. I know, I know.. you'll get over it, though. I promise]Look hereOr, if that link doesn't work:http://www.livejournal.com/community/lacournoire/11041.htmlThe longhanded version. Because although I'm typically awesome, I suck with HTML.I deleted my original post beacuse I realized:a) I actually posted real pictures (I couldn't find anything else that matched in uberness. Even pictures of Morticia Addams weren't nearly as uber as I am)b) Do I really want to soil myself by being linked to that kind of community? Come on! I have a reputation to uphold! (2 comments | comment on this) |
| 7:10 am - APPLICATION BITCHES |
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| Thursday, December 16th, 2004 |
| 8:09 pm - Validated? |
doc__holliday The application:(The Obligatory)Name: DocAge: 21Sex: What?....I don't get these cryptic questions....!Favourite piece of Canadian Currency, and WHY?: Well, I don't like the new $10s, because those bastards at the Timmy HoHos thought they were fake and called the cops on me.. Anything wiht Queen E's face on them. Similar reasons as collapsingSection ONEFavourite band/group/artist?: Legendary Pink Dots, the Cure, Peter Gabriel, Skinny Puppy, etc.etc.etc.Do you play instruments?: I have played almost every Western invention. Like the euphonium. I'll bet you don't even know what a euphonium is. Uneducated jackass. Actually, my primary instrument is piano. I even teach it, I do.What scene do you identify with the most: The one your Mom's in.How X-treme are you in your scene: Why dont you go ask her?What 'scene' is your enemy?: hmm... the ones that have exclusive ratings communities :pSection TWOFavourite books: The Brothers Karamazov, the Art of Buster Keaton, And Die in the West: The story of the Gunfight at the O.K Corral.... The Anatomy of Melancholy.. I could honestly go on.. why? becuase I'm a literature snob enthusiast!Favourite visual artists: Magritte, Dr. Seuss, Duchamps..Favourite film: La Jette (Chris Marker), Allerlueriah (Struck), Edward Scissorhands (Burton), The Adjudication (Me), and a buncha other stuff coz I'm a filmmaker and I know obscure shit. Favourite style of dress: Pretentious goth clothing. Coz it makes peopel think I'm pretentious.Section THREEAre you pretentious? How much: So much so that I'm ostracized for being too much so.How cool are you?: Cooler than Allan Ginsburg, muthafucka. Oh, also cool enough to reference Allan Ginsburg. And quite possibly misspell his name.Tell us a story about how cool you are: I don't need to. I just am.Section FOURHow many ratings communities have you joined: Only one.  gothyroyalty. But they would have none of me. How many have rejected you, and why: ...alas, they actually believed my application.How badly do you want to fit in: Worse than your mom.How badly do you NOT want to fit in: If you accept me, I'll down the bottle of codeine that's in my hand RIGHT NOW!!Do you consider yourself an ironic person: ...no.Do you know what irony is: Um.. it has something to do with your mom, doesn't it?Section FIVE100 word essay:I don't need 100 words. I'm just awesome. The way I am.( because I'm awesomeCollapse ) (9 comments | comment on this) |
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