Chapter 8: Of the Darkening of Valinor (original) (raw)

The Silmarillion in 10 Minutes:

Chapter 8: Of the Darkening of Valinor.

Morgoth: I am EVIL!!11 :escapes:

Manwe: Oh Noz!!! Where did my Uber-powerful and evil brother go?

Orome and Tulkas: We'll Catch him and KEEL HIM DED!

Morgoth: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Why Hello there Giant Spider Lady.

Ungoliant: HUNGRY!!! WANT LIGHT!!!

Morgoth: :lightbulb: Ideeeeeaaaa! If you help me, I'll pay you with BOTH HANDS.

Ungoliant: O Rly?

Morgoth: Ya Rly!

Ungoliant: OK! But No Takesies-Backsies!

Morgoth: Boyscouts Honor!

Ungoliant: Festival Time! Perfect for EVIL PLAN OF DOOM.

The Two Trees: :SHINE and GLOW and all that STUFF:

All the Elves: Weeee! We're HAPPY! It's Festival Time! Nothing can go wrong!!!

Feanor: :on Probation for attempted murder of his brother: :pouts:

Fingolfin: I FORGIVE YOU!!!! :loves:

Ungoliant: NOW! :rushes down and SUCKS THE LIFE OUT OF THE GLOWY TREES: BWAHAHAHAHAHA

The Two Trees: OH Noz! We Be Slain!!!!

Elves: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH😮‍💨HHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's DARK! All Our Light is Gone! What will we do?!

Morgoth and Ungoliant: BWAHAHAHAHA

Ungoliant: :Flees:

Yavanna: MY TREES!!!!11

Nienna: :sobs cuz that's what she DOES, Yo:

Orome and Tulkas: WE CHASE YOU DED, MORGOTH!!

Morgoth: Yeah right, Biznitches!

Orome and Tulkas: Curses, Foiled again!!

Morgoth: I Win!!!!

The End