Sim Spork: Where Stories Come to Die (original) (raw)

You know what I love? Trolls.

My previous post was for trolls to come out of the woodwork, and we got two nicely unrelated troll comments, which will be quoted here for posterity.

Anon of November 14th, when has anyone made fun of Holly's surname? Seriously, I've never seen anything of this nature on Twitter.

Second troll, latest comment (Nov. 24th, 2010 06:46 pm (local))? You're very convincing, but, you know. Mods can see IPs.Nov. 23rd, 2010 10:25 am (local)

Heeyyy :)

Personally, I think you are all the stupidest simmers on the internet. Lol, you're no different from that idiotic Mare's Nest

AND OMG. LOL. OMG. LOL. I MISSED A PERIOD, HOW EMBARRASSING ;D ;D

Haha, you're all funny people outside of here, I read some of your stories, but man you are all idiots xDDD

Feel free to PM me on boolprop, since I won't check here lol Be sneeky (MISSPELLED WORD LOL) and find me with my IP address ;)

buhbuhbuhbye

I do like this one. Simple, nice, not very offensive.

Nov. 24th, 2010 06:46 pm (local)

Oh, and PS. FUCK YOU ALL. GO DIE IN A CORNER YOU FUGLY TROLLS AND TAKE YOUR STANK ASS DRECKS WITH YA!!!! YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO BE CORRECTING OTHERS WHEN YOU YOURSELVES AREN'T EVEN REAL PROFESSIONAL AUTHORS!!! HAVE YOU EVEN HAD AN AGENT COME UP TO YOU OR A PUBLISHER WANTING TO SEE YOUR BOOK? NO? WELL THAT SPEAKS FORITSELF. BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING LOSERS THAT HAVE NOTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIVES EXCEPT JUDGE OTHERS OVER THE MOTHER FUCKING INTERNET. GO EAT A BAG OF BABY DICKS YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORES AND ONCE YOU'VE GROWN A PAIR AND HAVE ACTUALLY GOTTEN PUBLISHED COME BACK AND MAYBE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY LISTEN TO YOUR ADVICE. YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITES.

Kids criticising kids. Fucking morons. If you've got nothing better todo with your lives then you should just go kill yourselves. It would make the internet a whole lot better when it's finally rid of scumbags like you. GO FUCK YOUR MOTHERS YOU RETARDED CUNTS AND GO SUCK THE CUM OUT OF YOUR FATHER'S DICK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

Hi, troll! You would've been better with some spelling errors. And I'm quite fond of how you separated 'mother' and 'fucking'.

Oh, and? Kelsey has in fact been published.