Where the green bird flies around (original) (raw)
Title: How to Get Out of a Bet (or Not)
Recipient: 
sexycazzy
Pairing: Lorne/Parrish
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Don’t own
Author's Notes: This is essentially fluff masquerading as a post season 5 Atlantis independence fic. Hope you’ll still like it. Inspired by Clint Barton’s manskirt. Go on and google it. You know you want to.
Summary: Atlantis becomes independent, Lorne loses a bet, there’s a dress and no one’s allowed to touch except Parrish.
Title: The Chemistry of a Car Crash
Fandom: The Musketeers
Pairing: Treville/Richelieu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: canon-level of violence, historical character death
Summary: From the fling between a musketeer cadet and a theology student to not with you/not without you relationship between the captain of the guard and the first minister of France Treville and Richelieu have never been able to stay away from each other.
From surviving the coup of Maria di Medici to deliberately sacrificing a whole regiment to distract the Duke of Savoy they couldn't have been closer or farther away from each other.
A chronicle of Treville's and Richelieu's relationship from the beginning to the end.
**A/N:**Written for the 
all4onebigbang.
Art done by the absolutely lovely and incredibly talented theharvelleroadhouse
Title: A Dishonourable War
Fandom: Hobbit/Lord of the Rings
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none
Summary: Thranduil will stand up for his people no matter what, even in the middle of a war, even against the High King of the Noldor Gil-Galad.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on hobbit_kink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.
It also completely ignores the bullshit the movies pulled because making Thranduil classist against wood elves goes against everything Tolkien wrote about him.
Title: 5 times the team met an Avenger and 1 time they met Coulson’s husband
Fandom: MCU
Pairing: Coulson/Clint, May/Skye, Fitz/Ward
Rating: PG
Warnings: none
Summary: Five times Coulson's team met an Avenger and one time they finally met his husband.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on avengerkink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.
It was also written quite a while ago. That's why Ward is there.
Title: Missing What You Never Had
Fandom: MCU
Pairing: Bucky/Rumlow
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: A/B/O verse, non-con/dub-con, mpreg, miscarriage
Summary: Rumlow finds out that he's pregnant during CA:TWS, and realizes that this is his chance to finally leave HYDRA - to grab Bucky and run.
He gets blown out of a building first, and loses the baby.
Bucky is really hard on him, for being Hydra, for killing all those innocent people, for trying to kill so many people. Rumlow doesn't blame him for being pissed because Bucky has a point.
But as everyone starts to corner him, he cracks. Because yeah, he was fighting the wrong battle, and yeah, he had a lot of enemies, but he is still human, damn it and he can only take so much.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on avengerkink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.
Title: A Thousand Ways to Fall
Fandom: Hobbit
Pairing: Kili/Thorin
Rating: R
Warnings: incest
**Summary:**During the Battle of Five Armies, the line of Durin isn't wiped out, but Kili gets wounded. He's found by the Mirkwood Elves, and instead of returning him to his people, Thranduil decides to keep him as a bargain card in the negotiations that are sure to follow the restoration of the Durin line on the throne of Erebor. He might have helped to defeat the common enemy, but it doesn't mean that he's going to roll over in front of Thorin. In fact, he plans to ensure a very profitable alliance with the Dwarves, on his terms. So, when the negotiations begin on some neutral ground, he brings Thorin's "dead" nephew with him, making it very clear he's under his "protection". Thorin has to decide which he values the most: his power, wealth and pride or his nephew.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on hobbit_kink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.
Title: When We Stole the Night
Fandom: Terminator
Pairing: Marcus/Kyle
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: Within a week that technically spans two decades Marcus dies twice and falls in love.
**A/N:**Written for daria234 on smallfandomfest using the prompt: Terminator (Movies), Marcus/Kyle, warmth at night
Title: Strange Steps
Fandom: MCU
Pairing: Bucky/Clint
Rating: R
Warnings: none
Summary: Post-TWS Bucky is looking for his memories. In a bar he meets a guy who's also looking for something. And it occurs to him that he's free of Hydra and he can make his own choices. So he does.
**A/N:**Written for kait for M/M rares 2014.
Title: Somebody Bring Me the Head of a Love Song
Fandom: Spiderman
Pairing: Peter/Connors
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: underage
Summary: Regardless of the fact that Peter insists their relationship is consensual and safe and not creepy, when she finds out, May is still really, really not okay with her seventeen-year-old nephew dating a man literally old enough to be his father.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on spiderkink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.
Title: Our Savage Minds
Fandom: Hobbit
Pairing: Kili/Thranduil
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sort-of cannibalism, considering that humans are not the same species as elves or dwarves, blood kink
Summary: Kili and Thranduil are married. One day, an assassin makes an attempt on Kili's life. He's stopped before he can do so and taken into custody. Within a day, Thranduil has the assassin's head presented on a silver platter to his husband.
**A/N:**Written for this prompt on hobbit_kink. It's spell-checked so I hope it won't be too bad.