Snarky Haiku's Journal (original) (raw)

| | Monday, October 29th, 2012 11:08 am Friday, October 19th, 2012 7:17 am Sunday, September 30th, 2012 4:46 pm - Grr Monday, March 19th, 2012 12:32 pm - Ode to Mitt Romney Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011 4:29 pm - don't know why I have all this Cain angst limbomonkey Cain's thoughts on abortion as stated to Stossel on Fox Business on October 11, 2011:Abortion should beIllegal, but it's not theGovernment's business. (comment on this) Tuesday, November 1st, 2011 9:30 pm - Odes to Cain limbomonkey Harassment of aSexual kind: not just forJudges anymore.999: fifteenSyllables more to tell youIt's a bad idea. (comment on this) Friday, July 29th, 2011 5:25 pm - The driveway is clean enough to sunbathe on zdashamber Dear landlady: WillI wash dirt off the driveway...?...Which is ...outside? ...No.It breaks my heart, too,That the outside is tainted With dirt. But still, no.In the fall the rainsWill wash this dirt clear, and bringNew clean dirt in trade. (3 comments | comment on this) Monday, July 18th, 2011 8:32 am Friday, July 8th, 2011 7:31 am Monday, June 6th, 2011 1:15 pm - Work ugh yukinoomoni Yes, you need I.D.I don't make the rules, okay?It's not personal.If it was, you'd know.I know how to make it thus.I.D, or please leave.I am not "unfair".If I let you pick it up,I would get fired.You would be the onewho would be the first to yellif I did not card.So please, show I.D.Without fuss or argument.This is just my job.current mood: annoyed (1 comment | comment on this) Wednesday, May 25th, 2011 5:24 pm rocksalt We all join and postjust once. And then we forgetto write more haikus.Are we just lazy?A whole great big world out there -so much worth snarking.For instance, today:I stepped in a huge doodie.Clean up your dog's shit. (1 comment | comment on this) Thursday, April 28th, 2011 11:12 am - Windy day yukinoomoni Please, my dear workplace,Do not fall down on my head.I still want to live.Why are you shaking?You are supposed to be strong.Stop being so cheap.You make me want tofind a nearby shelter andhide under a bed.current mood: shocked (2 comments | comment on this) Monday, April 11th, 2011 2:37 pm Sunday, January 2nd, 2011 6:42 pm - I dare you Wednesday, October 13th, 2010 9:06 am Monday, June 7th, 2010 5:44 pm Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010 5:57 pm arctic_mime Great gods of EgyptWhy do you confuse me so?Seriously, why?alsoGod damn I'm hornywhy must I wait a whole week?fuckin period...current mood: cynical (2 comments | comment on this) Friday, February 26th, 2010 2:51 am rocksalt You call that witty?Cliche regurgitationsvomiting from youUnoriginalYour college education does not make you coolThe realization:I married Holden Caulfield Catcher in the *sigh* (comment on this) Sunday, February 7th, 2010 2:25 am 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