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Jimmy Valmer
Gender | Male |
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Age | 10 |
Hair Color | Brown |
Occupation | Student, Comedian, Journalist, Ad Blocker |
Grade | 4th Grade |
Aliases | The Bard, Fastpass |
Religion | Protestant |
Father | Ryan Valmer |
Mother | Sarah Valmer |
Voiced by | Trey Parker |
First Appearance | Cripple Fight |
About
Jimmy is a fellow classmate of the boys, originally introduced to us when the boys were in Boy Scouts. He is "Handi-Capable" and enjoys using his disabilities as an advantage during his stand-up comedy routines.
The boys usually come to him for jokes and advice, as he tends to have a super positive outlook on life. Jimmy was also a part of the comedy team that made the "fishsticks" joke....aka the greatest joke of all time.
Principled & Passionate
Jimmy is also in charge of the school paper, a role he takes very seriously. Not afraid to call out his team or superiors over their lack of ethics and soft censorship, Jimmy has kept a degree of accuracy and impartial fairness that has made him many enemies in his line of work.
His long time dream is to discuss the art of comedy on a large platform, to shine a spot light on the craft he is so passionate about. Jimmy's charming and patient attitude can swiftly change into a more stern and at times angry outburst if these dreams are being exploited or is incapable of seeing them through.
Addictions
He briefly took steroids to train for the Special Olympics, and had an addiction to freemium gaming which lead him down a dark path that hurt him and many people around him. Despite this Jimmy has shown personal responsibility in making amends to the people he's hurt and the organization he disrespected. Jimmy was there to help Stan find a way to help understand and control the his own phone addiction, he also owned up to cheating at the Special Olympics, vowing to play with honor in the future.
DNA Overview
You are a natural-born comedian with a positive outlook on life. People with Jimmy Valmer DNA are handi-capable of anything, and they are trusted resources for their friends.
Memorable Quotes
- "Wow, what a great audience."
- "What a terrific audience."
- "My mom says God had a plan for everyone, I guess I was plan b." (Cripple Fight)
- "If you work at it, maybe you could be as handiCAPABLE as me, huh?" (Cripple Fight)
- "YOU SHALL NOT P-Puh... You shall not Paaaaa - Paaaaa..." (The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers)
- "Look, my gang, which I can't talk about because it's super secret, is the most important thing to me now." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Why That's very nice of you Mr. Chinese Person!" (Krazy Kripples)
- "I mean, come on." (Krazy Kripples)
- "Stan says you're a cont- you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont cont cont-" (Raisins)
- "W-w-what's the matter, fellas? Are you n-n-n-injas or p-pussies?" (Good Times With Weapons)
- "Yeah... nice pecks... sweet biceps..." (Up the Down Steroid)
- "But where am I going to find a lady to stick my penis in? The talent show is THIS FRIDAY!" (Erection Day)
- "The Italian meatballs are F-f-f-fantasic." (Tonsil Trouble)
- "Can I get a what-what?" (Funnybot)
- "Wo-wo-wo-wope em Gangnam Style." (A Nightmare on Face Time)
- "Yeah I wouldn't mind t-t-tappin that ass." (The Hobbit)
- "S-s-s-suck my my dick, PC Principal!"
Design
Here's Jimmy's biggest design changes throughout the show's run.
Main Alter Egos
Alter egos that have appeared numberous times in-show and/or other official media.
Other Alter Egos/Outfits/Counterparts
Season 5
Season 6
Season 7
Season 8
Season 9
Season 13
Season 14
Season 15
Season 16
Season 19
Season 21
Season 22
Season 23
Season 24
EVENTS
SOUTH PARK: POST COVID
Phone Destroyer
Cut Costumes
Family
Father
Mother
Romantic Relationships
Ex-Girlfriend
Love Interest
Best Friend
Although their relationship started as rivals, Jimmy and Timmy have become best friends over the years. They do almost everything together; whether it's starting their own club, going to summer camp together or entering the school science fair as partners, they're always there for each other.
Close Friends
Jimmy is extremely close with the 4 main boys, and often acts as an unofficial 6th member within their group (with Butters acting as the 5th). He's gone to Raisins, Imaginationland and waterparks with them, started a band with them, and even saved the town from Clyde with them.
Jimmy and Butters' specific relationship is also very close. They'll often ask each other about things like erections or blowjobs, and even went on a 99% strike, where they did indeed, occupy Red Robin.
Jimmy is also close with Craig and Those Guys, regularly acting as a 4th member when The Boys are busy.
The Guys
Jimmy has an extended group of friends (mainly consisting of his close friends) that he hangs out with at school. He regularly catches up with them outside of school though, usually to see what crazy new thing has come to town, or to simply watch the newest Terrance & Phillip episode.
As Fastpass, Jimmy befriends Bradley (as Mintberry Crunch) in the Fractured But Whole DLC, Bring the Crunch.
Other Friends
Jimmy seems to be good friends with his classmate, Francis, often greeting her or asking for her help.
He's also good friends with Officer Barbrady, who helped him out with his erection troubles and saved his life from ads.
Jimmy also teamed up with Classi to fight the ads, and even let her stay at his house when she had nowhere else to go.
Classmates
These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.
Special Ed Classmates
These characters usually interact with Jimmy exclusively at school and summer camp. He seems to be on good terms with all of them, but doesn't have any special relationships with any of them.
Acquaintances
Jimmy's relationships with these characters have never been quite clear, and his mutual feelings about them is usually up for debate amongst fans.
Rivals
Groups
Featured Episodes
- Cripple Fight (s05e03)
- How to Eat with your Butt (s05e10)
- Professor Chaos (s06e06)
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13)
- Red Sleigh Down (s06e17)
- Krazy Kripples (s07e02)
- Raisins (s07e14)
- Good Times with Weapons (s08e01)
- Up the Down Steroid (s08e03)
- Quest For Ratings (s08e11)
- Erection Day (s09e07)
- Free Willxyz (s09e13)
- Make Love Not Warcraft (s10e08)
- Super Fun Time (s12e7)
- Fishsticks (s13e05)
- The F Word (s13e12)
- Crippled Summer (s14e07)
- Funnybot (s15e02)
- 1% (s15e12)
- A Nightmare on Face Time (s16e12)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- The Hobbit (s17e10)
- Freemium Isn't Free (s18e06)
- Sponsored Content (s19e08)
- Truth And Advertising (s19e09)
- PC Principal Final Justice (s19e10)
- Franchise Prequel (s21e04)
Video Games
South Park: The Stick of Truth
The Bard
Lord of Song, King of Comedy, and Knower of the Forbidden Note! The Bard is an essential member of the elven army, using the power of music to enchant and destroy his enemies.
Behind the Scenes
From The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (613)
Character Art: Jimmy
Check out the character art used while designing Jimmy's "Lord Of The Rings" look.
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