Space Pirates' Journal (original) (raw)

Crazy Beards a callin - care to sail the stars?	[16 Oct 2004\|05:01pm]
[ mood \| optimistic ] Please allow me tar introduce meslef. I’m Crazy Beard the Space Pirate and you dogs shall know me name. I be seekin a crew and the means to plunder the stars in search of glory. I hear ta recruite me a crew of the finest bastards ta sail the heavens. If you have Ideas on real Space Piracy please check out me community – I be needin the best of ideas. Tis the real deal and not fur playin so come correct or you’ll be finding your self a flying with out a ship. Space_Piratesru is de name – look it up yew dawgs. Me hearts a beatin for de plunderMe minds a turnin in wide wonderTo sail the heavens in gloryTo be the king in me storyThrough space I’ll be a streakinAnd havoc I’ll be reekinFur de fun of livin me own waysPiracy in de skys widt style like de old daysThey’ll come at first a chasinMe own life they’ll be casinBut I’m not fur de catchenWidt me cannons I’ll be blastenHidden among debrisWon’t ever find meSee me they willWhen their guts spillBy me beard I’ll see it throughCrazy beard’s a callin youCome on now and come trueBe apart of a Space Pirate Crew Me compliments to dis community as tis good fur space Piracy in general. And gives us the chance to discuss Our hopes and dreams and speculate on de future. Me own is dedicated to what we can be doin now. Best Regards, Crazy Beard – De Space Pirate
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Crazy Beards a callin - care to sail the stars?

[16 Oct 2004|05:01pm]

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optimistic ] Please allow me tar introduce meslef. I’m Crazy Beard the Space Pirate and you dogs shall know me name. I be seekin a crew and the means to plunder the stars in search of glory. I hear ta recruite me a crew of the finest bastards ta sail the heavens. If you have Ideas on real Space Piracy please check out me community – I be needin the best of ideas. Tis the real deal and not fur playin so come correct or you’ll be finding your self a flying with out a ship. Space_Piratesru is de name – look it up yew dawgs. Me hearts a beatin for de plunderMe minds a turnin in wide wonderTo sail the heavens in gloryTo be the king in me storyThrough space I’ll be a streakinAnd havoc I’ll be reekinFur de fun of livin me own waysPiracy in de skys widt style like de old daysThey’ll come at first a chasinMe own life they’ll be casinBut I’m not fur de catchenWidt me cannons I’ll be blastenHidden among debrisWon’t ever find meSee me they willWhen their guts spillBy me beard I’ll see it throughCrazy beard’s a callin youCome on now and come trueBe apart of a Space Pirate Crew Me compliments to dis community as tis good fur space Piracy in general. And gives us the chance to discuss Our hopes and dreams and speculate on de future. Me own is dedicated to what we can be doin now. Best Regards, Crazy Beard – De Space Pirate

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	[12 Mar 2004\|04:24pm]
[ mood \| discontent ] hey, i know this is kinda stupid, but i was wondering how to post pictures on journal entries?
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	[11 Mar 2004\|09:18pm]
[ mood \| sleepy ] YAR ME MATIES IM NEW!
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YARR	[29 Feb 2004\|08:07pm]
[ mood \| mischievous ] I GOTS ME A LOAD OF BOOTY
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Ye Pitiful Buckets of Bilge	[26 Jan 2004\|12:20am]
[ mood \| irate ] - Avast ye scurvy dogs! What's happened to this here barnacled commmunity? Where are the tales of swashbuckling adventures atop the high seas of outer space? Where are boasts of exploits among the Venusian spice lines? Where are oaths of vengeance and space duels at the point of space-laser-rapiers? What has happened to us; we are swarthy pirates all, not a gaggle of lilly-livered landlubbers! Speak me mateys of yer travels. Spell us yer voyages or be thrice-cursed the lot of ye. Let not the mascara'd spectre Depp cast fear into yer brazen buccaneer britches. Fight, me mateys, fight for the equal rights of space-faring pirates. Fight for glory, for plunder, pillage, and booty! By damny what's a pirate without booty? So go out there and sack, me lads! Yarrr!
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Ye Pitiful Buckets of Bilge

[26 Jan 2004|12:20am]

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irate ] - Avast ye scurvy dogs! What's happened to this here barnacled commmunity? Where are the tales of swashbuckling adventures atop the high seas of outer space? Where are boasts of exploits among the Venusian spice lines? Where are oaths of vengeance and space duels at the point of space-laser-rapiers? What has happened to us; we are swarthy pirates all, not a gaggle of lilly-livered landlubbers! Speak me mateys of yer travels. Spell us yer voyages or be thrice-cursed the lot of ye. Let not the mascara'd spectre Depp cast fear into yer brazen buccaneer britches. Fight, me mateys, fight for the equal rights of space-faring pirates. Fight for glory, for plunder, pillage, and booty! By damny what's a pirate without booty? So go out there and sack, me lads! Yarrr!

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	[20 May 2003\|04:46pm]
[ mood \| ARR! ] Pirates Demand Inclusion in New Affirmative Action Policy WASHINGTON (DPI) - Scores of pirate crews stormed the capital today to protest the government's neglect in excluding pirates as a minority group. "Arrr, it be a cryin' shame that we ol' seadogs don't have the same opportunities that ye olde upper-, white middle- and high-class be having during these dark times," said Capt. Ron "Red-Eyes" Cannon. His band of mighty pirates protested in a Million "Arr" March that started from the northeast bank of the Tidal Basin. The merry group made an effigy of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas walking the plank, chanting, "Yo ho ho, yo ho hee, our pirate rights are in jeo-par-dee," and of course, began looting and pillaging. (Reported by Danny Gallagher)
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[20 May 2003|04:46pm]

[ mood | ARR! ] Pirates Demand Inclusion in New Affirmative Action Policy WASHINGTON (DPI) - Scores of pirate crews stormed the capital today to protest the government's neglect in excluding pirates as a minority group. "Arrr, it be a cryin' shame that we ol' seadogs don't have the same opportunities that ye olde upper-, white middle- and high-class be having during these dark times," said Capt. Ron "Red-Eyes" Cannon. His band of mighty pirates protested in a Million "Arr" March that started from the northeast bank of the Tidal Basin. The merry group made an effigy of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas walking the plank, chanting, "Yo ho ho, yo ho hee, our pirate rights are in jeo-par-dee," and of course, began looting and pillaging. (Reported by Danny Gallagher)

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	[15 Apr 2003\|07:11pm]
Dear Space Pirates,I have returned! It was a long journey to the UNCHARTED regions of space. I have met many monsters and perilous traps, but I have returned. I have found the TREASURE of the Skull and Bones Tribe of planet B-30.3 A. It turns out they forgot that when a treasure is made out of meat it will rot. YAR!!!!!I must continue my JOURNEY to PLUNDER around!Happy to have RETURNED
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	[15 Mar 2003\|02:20am]
[ mood \| geeky ] R!!! I B TEH L33T PIR8, M8YS!!!!
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Icon archive open	[19 Jan 2003\|06:06pm]
[ mood \| geeky ] Hi ho, me hearties! I've been wasting away the sulks of winter making ready to use gif and jpegs for your use and bemusment, The majority have been lifted out of the Captain Harlock and Cosmo Warrior Zero anime series. If you aren't familiar with the good Captain, ya oughta have your letter of mark revoked. Steal me a new icon, arrr!--rogue. a simple space pirate.
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Ahoy Thar Mateys	[24 Dec 2002\|10:08pm]
[ mood \| swarthy ] - Well yar har har, a real place for pirates on the great electric sea. 'Tis I, the swarthiest salt of them all, and that's a bona-fide fact, despite what they say, the lying curs. I've got two eye-patches and six wooden limbs ('twas a battle to be remembered, aye) to prove my mettle, though my cutlass should speak for itself.A merry Christmas to all ye sea dogs and bonnie lasses out thar. I wish ye a year rife with plundrin' and heavy with booty. Cross me though, and it'll be the black spot on you, and straight to Davey Jones' locker. So speaks I, the most piratical monkey ever to sail the seven seas. Yarr, and happy holidays..
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Ahoy Thar Mateys

[24 Dec 2002|10:08pm]

[ mood | swarthy ] - Well yar har har, a real place for pirates on the great electric sea. 'Tis I, the swarthiest salt of them all, and that's a bona-fide fact, despite what they say, the lying curs. I've got two eye-patches and six wooden limbs ('twas a battle to be remembered, aye) to prove my mettle, though my cutlass should speak for itself.A merry Christmas to all ye sea dogs and bonnie lasses out thar. I wish ye a year rife with plundrin' and heavy with booty. Cross me though, and it'll be the black spot on you, and straight to Davey Jones' locker. So speaks I, the most piratical monkey ever to sail the seven seas. Yarr, and happy holidays..

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Aah... the Great Cleansing approaches...	[11 Nov 2002\|06:28am]
[ mood \| devious ] http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,837058,00.htmlI can't wait!!! I'll have to secure a well-protected missile silo, horde food and weapons and protective gear... ooh, and then set up a self-sustaining subterranian environment, and auction off admission!Hmm... not that money will do any good when everyone's dead and governments collapse... I guess I should choose only the smartest and those that I like best. The new generation of humans.E-mail me a decent-sized letter telling me why I should include you in my plan to utilize this upcoming disaster to direct evolution in the direction I choose, and I will consider it!Time to invest my student loan in gold!
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Aah... the Great Cleansing approaches...

[11 Nov 2002|06:28am]

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devious ] http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,837058,00.htmlI can't wait!!! I'll have to secure a well-protected missile silo, horde food and weapons and protective gear... ooh, and then set up a self-sustaining subterranian environment, and auction off admission!Hmm... not that money will do any good when everyone's dead and governments collapse... I guess I should choose only the smartest and those that I like best. The new generation of humans.E-mail me a decent-sized letter telling me why I should include you in my plan to utilize this upcoming disaster to direct evolution in the direction I choose, and I will consider it!Time to invest my student loan in gold!

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	[19 Sep 2002\|02:35am]
ahoy maties! p-day ("talk like a pirate day") has arrived! ARR!i be bringing plunder! sea shanties for everyone!now for my song to do the sailor's jig by... ahemohhhh...my name is pirate glenni sing my pirate songand when the song be overthe grog all be gone!ARR ARR ARR! ARR ARR ARR!ARR ARR ARR! ARR ARR ARR!
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lonely pirate song.	[10 Aug 2002\|02:23pm]
[ mood \| nerdy ] insert accordion music and scurvy hereooooohhh....i lost me lover from under o' me...over ye lumber and far past the sea...hair like a raven and toe like a pea...a'vast all ye sailors, now were could she be?AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG!end accordion music and scurvy
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SCUM	[07 Aug 2002\|08:05pm]
Where are all original Space Pirates?COMMUNITY of �ber-ELITE Space Pirates being taken over by EMO-SCUM.Suggest mass killings.
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The Phattest Lewt	[04 Aug 2002\|07:59pm]
Here be some loot (lewt) I have discovered, hidden secretly in Warcraft III.Here be the lewt. Phat Lewt!As you can see, it be the Phattest Lewt.Here be the scurvy sea-scum who guard this here Lewt.
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lonely pirate song.	[10 Aug 2002\|02:23pm]
[ mood \| nerdy ] insert accordion music and scurvy hereooooohhh....i lost me lover from under o' me...over ye lumber and far past the sea...hair like a raven and toe like a pea...a'vast all ye sailors, now were could she be?AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRG!end accordion music and scurvy
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