spazticmonky - Profile (original) (raw)
75,347 place in User ratings
on 22 June 2001 (#198014)
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| The name is bobby. One day, when I grow up I hope to be an Occupational Therapist. I am pretty much a goofy dork, I like: movies (comedy, fantasy, horror), music (rock, indie, 80s pop and hair bands), video games (RPGs, fighters, old school), roller coasters, drinking out of coffee mugs, soy cafe' mochas from Starbucks (because the coffee there is consistent), human anatomy (I'm in a human cadaver lab now), watching surgery shows while eating spaghetti, putting things in parenthesis, being witty, puns, jokes that make you go "awww" and then laugh, jokes that make you go "what the fuck!?" then laugh, being politically incorrect, ironic people who have no idea how ironic they really are, smelling Comet (btw the smell is a certain type of sage essential oil), being a Fatty McFat-fat while working in a health food store, telling vegans that I use to cut meat, eating jerky in front of said vegans, talking shit about people, being bitter on the outside sweet on the inside, creating run-on sentences, talking with my hands, being myself, attempting not to care about what people think about me, singing only in the shower, luke warm showers, painting (I need to do it more), crawling into a freshly made bed, really really good beer, and really really good cheese. LiveJournalTrading CardsPaid Account Edition
spazticmonky User Number: 198014Date Created:7/14/01Number of Posts: 577 SpazticMonky is a furry little half-monky. He spends most of his time sleeping in a hole in the ground. When he emerges from "hybernation" he is often found scurring around to find food. Carnivorus in nature, he prefers meat, but will settle for a little green once and a while. Strengths: Sharp claws; Vicious, fast-growing hair; and a good listner. Weaknesses: Evil Organ grinders; fire; country music; bananas; shiny objects. Special Skills: digging, sleeping, eating, sleeping, climbing, sleeping, naping, sleeping, grabing stuff with feet, sleeping. Weapons: Sharp Claws, tail slap of death, mighty pinching toes. Note of Caution: Never sneak up on a spaztic monky, they can be easily provoked. beware the claws and toes. When confronted destract with a shiny object or food. Make your own LiveJournal Trading Card!Brought to you by crossfire Current "George Bush Scare America" level:
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