When Turkeys Revolt (original) (raw)

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When Turkeys Revolt is the Thanksgiving Special of the 1st Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. When a turkey named Necky has finally had enough of Thanksgiving and all the turkeys that suffered from it, he desides to start a turkey revolt, tis all because his sister Leekey has been taken to another turkey farm and both of his parents and grandfather dead. blinded by ambition to better turkeys everywhere, he steals the weapons of his abusers and leads a new found "Turkey revulision" planning to attack on the Dragon Realm's Annual Thanksgiving Parade. It's up to the lougers who are spending their first Thanksgiving together along with The Turkey from the House of Mouse Thanksgiving Episode who is Necky and Leeky's cousin and a certain pegasus pony (who she and Rainbow Dash are spending Thanksgiving with the Louge along with taking part in the Thanksgiving Parade with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders representing Equestria's float) to find a peaceful solution to this sudden feather-fiended attack and tell Necky that hating Thanksgiving and causing a violent revelution isnt the answer before he's slained by Blooddog Rover, Mr. Knife, & The Piglet Brothers, his sworn enemies. Also in a side story, Spyro is chosen to host the Valley of Peace's Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace with all of the Kung Fu Masters from all the provinces of China coming and both Lord Shen and Kairi are attending as well but the downside is that all of the other lougers and Cynder are not invited because only those who mastered Kung-Fu are invited and Spyro is a Kung Fu Master now. How is Spyro going to celebrate the Autumn Festival Feast and his first thanksgiving with Kairi and the other lougers without disappointing evreyone.... Oh, and a vengeful immortal Elk warlock that was an enemy of Oogway, Tai Lung's sister, and an army of Komodo Dragons who have other plans are also after him. Can Po, Peng, Lord Shen, Shifu, Master Chao, The Five, Ox, Croc and the other Kung Fu Masters along with Twilight, Spike, the Celestial Sisters, Shining Armor and Princess Candence protect Spyro, save one of China's legendary holidays and bring this Elk Warlock who is after Spyro's blood to justice?

Script.[]

Chapter 1: The Louge's First Thanksgiving, The Autumn Festival Feast And Some House Guests[]

It is early dawn in the Dragon Realms and the Sun begins to rise above the temple. On the roof we see a familiar Purple Dragon looking at the rising sun as we hear him narrate in the background.
(Spyro): A legendary Kung Fu Indigo Dragon once told me. There is a balaence between light, and darkness. A wise dead lion king once said that Light and Darkness are apart of the Great Circle of Life. Well, I guess they are both right.
Spyro has something with him. It is a chinese purple latern with a drawing of himself, Sparx and Kairi with the yin and yang symbol.
(Spyro): Another importance to the circle of life are the seasons and their hoildays, because three days from now, me, Kairi, Spongebob and the other lougers are going to spend the fall's hoilady which is our first as a family. It's the season of Giving known as Thanksgiving.
Sparx appears.
Sparx: "Yo buddy, are you gonna come in or what? Preperations for the dinner are almost done."
Spyro: I'll be down shortly. Sparx, what do you think of this? (Shows Sparx the latern)
Sparx: Ooh, very nice. Uhh... What's it for?
Spyro: "It's a gift for Kairi. I know the drawngs are not perfect, and chinese lanterns are not very well related to thanksgiving, but I thought she deserves something nice."
Sparx: "Ok. I'm gonna go tell the others your coming down soon enough. You don't wanna miss the turkey."
Spyro: "Sparx, I am still, concerned, about Thanksgiving's traditions. I had a talk with Shen, and he said he kinda dislikes Thanksgiving because he thinks it's a legalised day for turkey geniside. I understand our bird friends finding the tridition, distasteful, but, "Legal genisde"? It concerns me, Sparx. It feels like an extreme injustice has been allowed to remain unanswered because, everyone doesn't seem to think or very well care about the sufferers. It's like what the snails are going through, no one cares for the suffering of who knows how many turkeys, and It's a mystery why they didn't went extint by now."
Sparx: Yeah, you and me both, pal. But don't worry about it. There will be no turkey eating this year, cause we are going to have diffrenet kinds of meat for the dinner in three days time. Rost Beef, Ham, Salmon. Alex and the other meat eating lougers went all out this year.
Spyro: "Maybe not us for obvious reasons, but other non-bird families clearly are having a turkey thanksgiving. I'm worried this unchanged tradition is a respie for deshaster."
(Spyro): Yes, I am a bit concerned about unchanged traditions reguarding birds watching their poor turkey realitives getting slaughtered, but the brighter upside is the Valley of Peace's Annual Autumn Festival which cearly doesn't involve eating birds plus the Kung Fu world has a legendary Autumn Festival Tradition that Kairi, Shen, Sparx, Po, The Five and I are about to become apart of.

The Temple

We now see Lord Shen's wolf and apes getting the place decorated for thanksgiving while being supervised and instructed by Shrek with Donkey, Puss, Alex, Marty and the Penguins helping.
Lord Shen: "Ah, I see the preperations are being accounted for."
Shrek: Aye, Shen. Everything is coming along nicely. This is going to be a first Shell Louge Thanksgiving no one will ever forget.
Alex: Yeah, and we asked Po's Dad, Mr. Ping to make us noodle soup for the dinner. That will really make the turkey impressed.
Marty: Speaking of the Turkey, where is he anyway?
Lord Shen: The square-one is still giving our honored guest a tour of the Temple. Now if you'll pardon me, I have something importaint to tell Kairi that will involve her, the Panda, myself included, the purple-one and the dragonfly. Shifu will make certain that he will tell them.
Ed the hyena is still crying!
Shenzi: "Ah, save your tears, Ed."
Lord Shen: "(Sighs), Let me guess, the mentally challnaged one is still upset that we're NOT going to eat turkey for thanksgiving?"
Banzai: "I'm not so thrilled either man. Shenny boy, mind telling us again why we can't have turkey on thanksgiving?"
Lord Shen: Because, Hyena, do you and the other carnivore lougers recall your promise to Spongebob and Ignitus before the Turkey choose to spend Thanksgiving with us?

Flashback

Spongebob: "I know this is hard you guys, but you must promise not to eat The House of Mouse Turkey, he's a good friend of King Mickey, a huge ally to the shell louge squad, and we must not eat him. Also, remember that some of your bird friends find serious offence of eating a bird realitive on thanksgiving. So, what is it I just said?"
Shenzi and Banzai (with Ed grunting in this familier rytim): "We won't eat turkey on thanksgiving."

reality.

Banzai: "I know. And all that stuff we got is appatising and all, but, it feels, untriditional for thanksgiving."
Lord Shen: "Believe me, I am from the land of tridition, I should understand the pain of changing it, but this tridition is not favored to the bird members of the louge."
Cynder: "Tridition by all means isn't bad, but some triditions are better changed then others. I for one find this legalised geniside thing distasteful."
Lord Shen: "That's my adoubted daughter, Cynder."
Banzai: "Peacock's pet dragon."
Cynder: What was that Banzai?
Banzai: Nothing!
Shenzi: (Sees Shen leaving) Hey, where are you going?
Lord Shen: I am going to find Kairi. I have somthing very important to tell her, and Shifu has the same thing for the Panda, myself, Purple-one and Dragonfly.
Banzai: Would you care to tell us what this important thing is Shenny Boy?
Lord Shen: "In good timing."

Meanwhile

Spongebob is still showing the House of Mouse Turkey around the Temple.
Spongebob: Gee, Mr. Turkey. We're really thankful King Mickey recomended you to be with us on Thanksgiving and would join us for dinner in three days.
The Turkey: No, Spongebob my boy. It is I who must give thanks to you for allowing me to show the world that I am more then a big, fat, bird who gets chased around to be eaten once a year and goes "Gobble".
Mimi: (Sqealing like a fangirl) The Gobble, Gobble House of Mouse Turkey! Please do the Gobble-Gobble thing for me!
Gobble the turkey: "(Gobbles like a real turkey)."
Mimi: "EEEK!"
Gobble: "Is that girl, alright?"
Spongebob: (Scoffs awkwordly) She's just excited as evreyone else.
Girl Sora (Appearing with Byiomon annoyed at Mimi): Never mind her Mr. Gobble. Come with me, I'll take you to your guest room for the next two days.
Byiomon: We'll get you something to eat while we wait for Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Crusaders and Mr. Ping to arrive.
Gobble: My guest room and more house guests? How droll. (Leaves with them)
Spongebob: Boy, this is going to be the best first Shell Louge Thanksgiving ever. The carnivore lougers are on their best behaviors, Merlin placed a spell on them to resist turkey eating temptation and nothing can possible ruin the festivities.
(Spyro): "And it would seem that way.... But liitle did we know.... My fears are more justifived then I hoped."

Chapter 2: Necky The Turkey Who Hates Thanksgiving[]

Turkey farm.

Turkeys are seen in pens, cages, and even a free-range. in one pen, is a small family of turkeys.
(Spyro): "Thanks to Turkeys being valued as only the main course of a thanksgiving dinner, farms like this, are allowed to run rampent. They are run by abusive owners and farmers who treat Turkeys like unimpourent products then living things. All this, is a repicide of certainly a thanksgiving no one will forget."
A young male turkey looked as abusive pig farmers drag a group of turkeys somewhere.
A female turkey walked up to him.
Female Turkey: "Necky, don't concern yourself with the unfortunate ones. Mom, Dad, and our little brother need you in their time of need, to mourn the lost of Grandpa, who was choosen by the choosers."
Necky: "Leekey, why must our kind suffer? Suffering, to become food for, every single carnverious creature out there? Why isn't there those standing up to this madness? Why must this torture and slaughter continue?"
Leekey: "Necky, we're turkeys. We're lesser forms of birds. Unlike, Peacocks, or even the famous bald eagles, we don't have nationalisum protaction or a unqite trait. We're just, poultrey."
Necky: "Does that justify madness? NO! I wish there was a way we can break out of this, nightmare!"
Leekey: "Necky, your just a turkey. The choosers are too powerful, other creatures are too powerful. Now please, come comfert our family. Grandfather's death was hard on them, as I know it's on you, but they need a strong spirit of their son to pull them through this."
Necky: (Sighs) Fine! I shall! ("But just wait, choosers! I'll be the one choosing someday! You'll always be the cruel murderous lackeys you are!") (Necky's mother and father sob) Uh, Mother? Father? I'm so sorry about what happened to Grandpa.
Necky's Ma: (Sobbing) I loved him more than anybody! He meant everything to me! I just... (Cries)
Necky: Well, why don't you just do something abo- (Leekey punches him in the arm) OW!
Leekey: (In a quiet tone) Shut up! You know they can't, turkeyhole!
Necky: My apologies.
Necky's Pa: Well, let's at least be thankful for the choosers. It's not like we can do a thing about it.
Necky's Ma: I agree. But I swear, if I lose one of you guys, I don't know if I'll ever live with myself any longer.
Necky's Pa: But in the meantime, let's be proud to give birth to our new son.
A baby Turkey chick is seen.
Necky: "But, it's a shame he has to grow up, here."
???: "Not for long, folks."
The Turkeys gasped and they look at an omious figure!
A skinny, aged, and angry looking bloodhound farmer opens the pen.
Bloodhound farmer: "Hello, turkey pen number 4. Good ol' farmer Blooddog Rover here. I heard y'all has a new turkey chick here. Y'all are aware of the rules: turkey chicks are to be taken to the chick pen. And no, expections. expsically, not you bunch, not after what Necky done did to my eye (points to an eyepatch) Now hand him over, or do I have to get the Piglet brothers in here and rassle in here with y'all, like I done did to Grandpa?" (Necky's Ma and Pa cry even more)
Necky: ("Man, that guy is an ASSHOLE!")
Blooddog Rover: Go on, hand him over!
Necky's Ma: Good luck out there, son!
Young Chick: Mama gida gobble! (Laughs, and Blooddog Rover takes him)
Necky's Pa: Is he gonna be okay where he is, Rover?
Blooddog: Relax, Mr. Gobblestien! He'll be fine with the others.
Necky: (looks madly at him)
Blooddog: Don't you gimme that damn look, son! You know the rules around here: any protesting turkeys get COOKED FOR THANKSGIVING! And that includes YOU! As long as you live in this turkey farm, you will obey my rules! Tell him, boys! (3 giant buff pigs appear, these were the Piglet Brothers)
Roger Piglet: Are we gonna have a problem here, shorty?
George Piglet: Yeah! Are we?
Harold Piglet: I sure hope not! Because if we are, it's the Gauntlet for you!
Necky: THE GAUNTLET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Hides behind parents as the Piglet Bros laugh while snorting)
Roger: That's right! We cooked your Grandpa, and we'll cook you if we have to!
The farmers walked away.
Necky: "I can't believed we allowed them to break our family again."
Leekey: "Necky, this isn't the first time our family, or everyone's family has been broken by Blooddog Rover and the Piglet brothers. They take away the young, the old, the fat enough, and the disobedient. Fortunatly, we don't eat alot because Rover has clear resentment of you, I mean, there is occational food, but not as much the other turkeys are getting."
Necky: "How can you be, ok with this? Besides, not all turkeys are cooked to death! This turkey named Blackey was just caged."
Leekey: "Because he's wild and dangerious! He became more cruel then the choosers, and was declaired not to be sold for any reason."
Necky: What happened to Blackey that made him become so wild and dagerous?
Leekey: "No one knows, not even the choosers. some say that he's just a wild turkey, others think the choosers killed off his family, and became a resentful, vengeful bird. Grandpa said it's because he was cursed by Darkspawn to become like this. All we know, is that Blackey is certainly, a beast among turkeys."
Necky: "Well, he's kinda of a hero for trying to defeat the choosers. But they really cheated with that giant butterfly net."
Leekey: That's because Blackey was too proud of his fights agaisnt the choosers, the farmers caught him before he could act and escape.
Necky's Pa: But don't blame the choosers, son! Those are the rules!
Necky: ALL I'VE HEARD ALL MY LIFE IS RULES, RULES, RULES! There should be a rule, no, a law that forbids cruelty like this! In fact, there tecnecally is, but the chooser's rich boss has ways to cheat around it!? No matter what those choosers do for the rest of their lives, they'll be nothing but cruel, stubborn, selfish, no-good, stupid, unfair, crazy, psychotic bird-eating barbarians! (Turns around to see Blooddog and the Piglet Bros staring at them) YIPE!
Blooddog: What did you just call me?
Necky: Uhh... I called you... Uhh... What were we talking about?
Blooddog: Piglet Bros, I think this trouble maker needs to learn how to respect superiors!
Necky: Oh, I hope you don't mean yourselves!
Blooddog: WHAT?!?
Necky: (Covers mouth)
Blooddog: That's it! Piglet Bros? Take him to the Whipping Room!
Roger Piglet: With pleassure, Blooddog!

front desk.

A business suit coyote was walking with a friendly looking farmer horse.
Horse: "Now, Mr. Knife, are you sure your running a friendly business?"
Mr. Knife, a dag the coyote look-a-like in a suit: "But alcourse, Farmer Steed. here in Knife's turkey farm, we have the best collection of the happiest turkeys we have."
Farmer Steed: "Nobody looked happy back there."
Mr. Knife: "Just trust me on this one! We treat our turkeys, with the upmost care."
Blooddog kicks the door open!
Blooddog: "Pardon us boss, (Necky is seen strangled by the Piglet brothers) But we gotta whip up this bird the meanest way possable!"
Mr. Knife: "NOT IN FRONT OF A CUSTAMER, YOU IDIOTS! HE'LL CALL ASPCA ON US?!"
Blooddog: ".... I did not put that into consideration."
Farmer Steed: "What's going on here?"
Mr. Knife: "Nothing! They were just gonna put him back. (Angerly) Right boys?!"
Blooddog and the piglet brothers nodded in agreement.
Farmer Steed: "Anyway, I came to buy a new female turkey, all my old ones got, well, old."
Mr. Knife: "Alcourse Mr. Steed, it's because..."
Farmer Steed: "Well, I just don't believe in killing turkeys, even on thanksgiving. Not just because I'm a horse and there for a vegitarian, but because, it ain't plain right to kill turkeys as a tridition. If I could, I would change the tridition of thanksgiving about that whole turkey geniside nonsense, because a death of a life even for a celebrated tridition is not right."
Roger Piglet: "I bet he's real fun at parties."
Mr. Knife: "SHUT UP, ROGER! (Valms down) But alcourse, Mr. Steed. The one good female we haven't already, "prepared', and still ripe and young, is a miss Leekey."
Necky: (Did that jerk just said what I think he said?)
Farmer Steed: "How healthy is she?"
Mr. Knife: "Well, uh, because Blooddog is getting, old, he forgets to feed the pens. She is getting, abit thin."
Farmer Steed: "Well, I'll buy her off of you, and money is not an object. I think I can raise a turkey better then you bunch."
Mr. Knife: "SLPENDED! We'll start by 40$."
Farmer Steed: "Done."
Necky: (Am I seeing things or did that jerk of a mutt just sold my sister to not just a farmer who won't murder my kind on Thanksgiving but a kind herbivore no less? God bless this vegitarian chooser!)
Mr. Knife: "Now, just follow me to.... What pen is Leekey on again?"
Blooddog: To #4 where me and the Piglet boys deal with you-know-who.
Necky: (Which he means me, the turkey who hates Thanksgiving. Who else?)
Mr. Knife: "Ah, yes, that's it. Number 4."

the turkey pens.

Leekey: "Necky made another mistake. Why must he be so, implusive?"
Necky's Mom: "He takes after your grandfather."
Necky's Dad: "Well, Grandpa was always a tough, stubborn bird."
Leekey: "Let's just be lucky the choosers won't pick on us."
Suddenly Mr Knife and Farmer Steed arrive with Blooddog and the Piglet Bros who are still holding Necky.
Mr. Knife: Here we are, Farmer Steed, Number 4, where we've kept your new female turkey, Leekey, as promised. A fine young speciemen of a female turkey is she not?
Farmer Steed: "Yep. I bet the male turkeys I got would be all over her."
Mr. Knife snaps his fingers.
Mr. Knife: "Boys, put Necky down, and pick up Leekey."
Necky: (As Roger puts him down): Well, I guess I'm not going to the Whipping Room after all, huh guys?
Farmer Steed: "What did he say?"
Mr. Knife: "Uh, we have, uh, a whip cream room for the turkeys! Turkeys love whip cream!"
Roger Piglet: "But I thought we pick up a torture whip and-"
Mr. Knife kicks Roger in his crouch!
Necky: Hey, you should've let the pig finished. (Mr. Knife growled.) Uh, yeah, uh, what Mr Knife said. I just love whip cream.
Farmer Steed: (To Leekey) Hello, there girl. I am Farmer Steed and I am your new owner. I won't kill you for thanksgiving because i'm a vegitarian.
Leekey: Whoa, I got the best one out of this place! Sweet! Now we're talking.
Necky's mom: "NO! I refuse to let you go, Leekey! NOT AGAIN, CHOOSERS! Even if the horse promise her a promise land, I can't let her leave! Listen to me, Farmer Steed! Mr. Knife and his assuiates did atroitys to us! They abused us, humiliate us, and kill us! They broken families and spirits! I aplore you, Mr. Steed, call the ASPCA! This farm volilates all forms of animal righ-"
Blooddog grabs Necky's Mom!
Blooddog streaches her neck, opens his mouth, and chomps down hard!
Farmer Steed was in shock.
Leekey was horrifived, tearing.
Necky's father begin to cry.
Necky was in terrable disbelief.
Necky's mom's body wasn't moving.
Blooddog open his mouth, reveling a gash wound.
Blooddog: "Uh, apologies y'all have to see that. You see, this one is a mental nutcase, and I had to put it out of her misery."
Mr. Knife: "Uh, Mr. Steed, can you, by any chance, don't revel this to the ASPCA? If you do, I'll give Leekey for free."
Farmer Steed: "Are you asking me to be dishonest? Clear volilations and acts of cruelty are taking place! You people are treating these turkeys like-"
Mr. Knife: "(Laughs), Farmer Steed, my farm is the biggest in Virginia, bigger then yours. With the right lawyers and the buying of your land, I can buy you out of exsicence! Now, are you gonna take the free turkey, and promise to SHUT UP about this, or, do I have you buy you out of house and home... And take away your Gazelle wife and horse-gazelle freaks of kids of yours in the progress?"
Farmer Steed: "Are.... Are you threating me and my family?"
Mr. Knife: "Threat is such a strong word, Steed. I prefer to say, "tough negosiation." Now, free turkey, or litterly nothing?"
Farmer Steed looks at the troubled turkeys.
Leekey: "Please vegitarian chooser, don't sacrivice your family for us. I'm willing to go with you."
Farmer Steed: "But-"
Leekey: "Please, maybe one day these choosers will face commupence for their sins, but right now, they're too powerful in lawyers and money. Please, just take me."
Mr. Knife: "I listen to the turkey, Steed."
Necky: Yeah, after what you have seen. I'd listen if I were you.
Farmer Steed (was silent but then sigh): Very well. I'll take your sister away from here.
Mr. Knife: (Dubbed as Hades) Good Answer.
Leecky: Good bye, Necky. I'm going to miss you.
Necky: I know, sister! No matter how long it takes, we will be together in freedom! I promise!
Blooddog: "You'll be dead before then, Necky!"
Mr. Knife: "Thank you, and come again, Mr. Steed."

Farmer Steed's farm.

Two horse-gazelle hybreed children play around, as a female Gazelle was feeding the turkeys.
A duck gardener walks over.
Duck: "Hello, Misses Gaz. Where's your husband?"
Miss Gaz: "Oh, he went to get another turkey. Alot of our females are getting old, and he perfers they go peacefully and buried instead of killing them and sell them on thanksgiving, Bill."
Bill the duck: "And O mighty appresiated that. I assume y'all are gonna have a great vegatarian thanksgiving?"
Miss Gaz: We sure are, and I hope you'll be joining us in three days.
Bill the Duck: Why thank you Misses Gaz. Mighty kind.
Miss Gaz (Sees Farmer Steed's truck coming): Oh, here he comes now.
Horse/Gazelle hybreed kids: "DADDY!"
Farmer Steed (Gets out of the truck while still holding Leecky) Howdy evereyone. Well Leecky, what do you think of your new home?
Leekey: "It's great... but, it's sad my family... What's left of them, can't come."
Farmer Steed: "(Quietly) Believe me, I wish I can help them."
Leecky: It's ok, Steed. You did what you could but my Brother will survive somehow. I know it in my gibblets.

Chapter 3: Autumn Feast Preperations & The Birth of a Turkey Revolution of Madness and trouble looms behind every shadow.[]

the dragon temple.

Soothsayer gasped!
Boss Wolf: "What's wrong Soothsayer?"
Soothsayer: "I feel, a disterbence in the engry of life."
Boss Wolf: "What is it?"
Soothsayer: "I must get visions first. They usually come after the feeling. I felt a feeling like this before when, Shen attacked the panda village. I feel, an equily malevolent force in the verison. I must look into this more. But try to keep this to yourself, I do not want to ruin everyone's fun... Not until, I know for sure."
Boss Wolf: Soothsayer, your secret is safe with this wolf.

Meanwhile

Kairi is helping Boy Sora, Girl Sora, Byiomon, (after escorting Gobble to his guest room), and Fiona finish off what's left of the decorations.
Princess Fiona: What do we do with this?
B.O.B.: "Do with what?"
Dr. Cockroach: She is talking about this decoration, B.O.B.
Kairi: Let's see, why don't we put it here?
Unknown to her is that Spyro was peeking through the doorway while standing upright and holding his latern gift for her behind his back with Sparx peeking with him.
Spyro: Shhh. Quiet. We musn't get Kairi's attention.
Sparx: WHAT!!! I can't hear you with your whisper- (Spyro puts his tail in Sparx's mouth)
Spyro: Ok, sneak quietly pass Kairi without-
Familier voice: Hey Spyro, whatcha doing?
Spyro and Sparx jump and see Spongebob right behind them.
Sparx: Spongebob, you crazy little idiot! You almost scared me and Spyro to death!
Spongebob: "You guys up to something?"
Spyro: (Still hiding his latern behind his back) Hey Spongebob, uh.. Nothing much, just Sparx and I going to meet Mr. Gobble.
Spongebob: (Noticing Spyro's lantern) Whatcha got there Spyro?
Sparx: "Ah nuts, he saw your gift thingie fot Kairi!"
Spyro: Sparx!
Then Spongebob just gave the two the same look when he found out that Squidward loved Krabby Patties.
Spyro: Uh, Spongebob, why are you looking at me like that?
Spongebob: "You want to give Kairi a purple chinese lamp with you and Kairi on it, don't ya Spyro?"
Sparx: Busted!
Spyro: Ok Spongebob, you got me. This is my gift to Kairi for the Valley of Peace's Annual Autumn Festival. I know the drawngs are not perfect, and chinese sun lanterns are not very well related to thanksgiving, but I thought she deserves something nice. But please don't ruin the surprise for her, Sponge.
Spongebob: Don't worry, I'll keep it a surprise for you.
Spyro (Sighs in releaf) Thanks Spongebob, I just need a place to hide it until after the two days.
Spongebob: "You better hide that thing before Kairi takes note."
Spyro: "Uh, right! Thanks!"
Spyro vanished!
Sparx: "Whoa wait up!"
As Sparc flew away, Shifu appeared and came up to Spongebob.
Shifu: "Spongebob, you wouldn't by chance seen Spyro anywhere, did you?"
Spongebob: "He went to his room."
Shifu: "Alcourse. Thanks."
Spongebob: "What do you need him for anyway?"
Shifu: I wanted to talk to Spyro about the Annual Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace.
Spongebob: "You mean like chinese thanksgiving, but no turkey?"
Shifu: "The Autumn festival feast is more then just "A chinese thanksgiving"."
Spongebob: "It is?"
Shifu: "Yes, but you're aware of what I have informed you, and many impourent details of it, so I must partake to Spyro."
Spongebob sighed.
Spongebob: "I know."

Spyro's room.

Sparx: "I think that thing is too fat for drewers, Spyro."
Spyro: "Said the dragonfly who told me to put there in the first place!"
Sparx: Why don't we try under the bed?
Spyro: (Sees that the space under his bed is big enough for the lantern) Sparx, your a geinus. (slides the lantern underneith the bed) The best part is that no one will know where it is except us.
Sprax: Incase you were going to say thank you, your welcome.
Shifu entered the room.
Shifu: There you are, young dragon.
Spyro: "Oh, hey Shifu."
Sparx: "If you were wondering why we weren't helping with the preperations, Spyro, had to take a very long.... Train of thought!"
Shifu: (Chuckling) No, I am not here to ask you why you didn't take part in the preperations for the louge's Thanksgiving because your preapring a speical gift to Kairi (Spyro and Sparx gasped) that I overheard cause of my, superb hearing, (Spyro and Sparx), and will promise to keep this to myself, (Spyro and Sparx sighed in relief), I am here to talk to you and Sparx about the Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace.
Sparx: "You mean that chinese thanksgiving holiday?"
Shifu: It's more than that, Sparx. The Autumn Festival is a festivel time when all of China bids farewell to the autumn and the bounty it brings us and welcome the coming winter.
Spyro: Shifu, are you inviting me and Sparx to the-
Shifu: No Spyro. You will be hosting.
Spyro: "Host, the autumn festaval?"
Sparx: "But, what about spending time with our friends?"
Shifu: "They already have their own feast coming. It's a time honored tridition, and the greatest king-fu masters are invited."
Spyro: "You mean, the others are not invited?"
Shifu: "While the 5, Po, Myself, and Lord Shen are invited, with Kairi as an honored choosen guest, the others can't come. But believe me, in light of what happened in the winter feast, I had try to ask Master Chao to think about, adjusting the tridition abit, though he was open to make changes, he however, said there isn't enough preperations for this year's feast for the members of the shell louge squad. Alot of time and energy was already spent on the visiting kung-fu masters, and more guests would exhaust things. There wouldn't be enough food for additional guests. And we are aware how the hyenas are, disappointed that turkey will not be eaten. Can you igmagine if they weren't given the best or enough food?"
Sparx: "We would never hear the end of it."
Spyro: "Does that mean, Sparx can't come?"
Sparx: "So what, I am still gonna- (like chris griffin) WHHHAAAAAAAT?!"
Shifu: Of course you are coming, for you are an honored choosen guest as well.
Sparx (Sighs with releaf): Well that's music to my ears.
Shifu: Still wonderful news is it not? As the First Purple Dragon Master of Kung-Fu this is one of your most critical duties.
Spyro: "CRITICAL?! as in, the other guests will judge the feast based on my preformices as a host?"
Sparx: "Relax, you know most of the guests, Shifu, the 5, Po, Shen, Chao, Kairi, Ox and Croc, and yours truly, will cut you some slack."
Spyro: "I'm more concern about the kung-fu masters I do NOT know?! What if I make a mistake? What if they think the feast was "Ok, but could've been better"? What if I end up making a bad impression to the rest of the kung-fu council?!"
Shifu: "Po, as host of the winter feast, had simuler concerns."
Spyro: "I mean, defeating Malefor, Dark Cynder, Gaul, and a mess of other villains is one thing, but hosting a time honored feast, where I would be judged apawn based on preformice?"
Sparx: "He's gonna be like this for awhile, so we better get the van ready while he has his, episode."
Shifu: "Alcourse, maybe he'll calm down once the van is ready."
Po comes in.
Po: Hey Spyro, are you excited that your hosting the Autumn Feast.
Spyro: More panicy more like it! I can't be sure if I can get this right! I might ending up screwing it up more then you did!
Unaware to Spyro, Sparx, Po and Shifu is that Spongebob is overhearing their conversation.
Po: "I didn't mess it up.... That badly. In the end, it was saved in the end in time for the masters to come."
Shifu: Spyro, this is a huge oppertunity for you. The first time you, Sparx and Kairi will meet all of the Kung Fu Masters.
Po: I know, The Autumn Festival is so legenday just like the Winter Feast after it!
Spyro: "Well, it certainly was, unexpected."
Po: "Look, if your worried about, "Screwing up" or not making a fantasic enough feast, Shifu said you can have me and the 5 help out on how to host properly. Believe me, there's more to being a host then what you think."
Spongebob sighed, and walked away.

Dinner room.

Icky: "WHAT!? SPYRO, SPARX, AND KAIRI GET TO GO WITH THE KUNG-FUERS BUT WE CAN'T COME?!"
Spongebob: "Guys, Shifu said he tried to have Chao make arrangements, but even though Chao liked the idea, alot of time and energy was made with the kung-fu masters, and that there may not be enough food for additional ones."
Banzai: "WHAT?! FIRST NO TURKEY, NOW THIS?! HOW IS SPYRO A KUNG-FU MASTER?! HE'S JUST A VERY GYMNASTIC DRAGON?!"
Cynder: "He's more then just "A gymnastic dragon", remember his lineage to Tyro?"
Banzai: "Oh.... Well, Spyro I understand, and Kairi is a princess and part of the linage, but SPARX?! Other then punching Shadow Demons, the guy isn't exsactly one of our more "fighting" lougers! I mean, Shenzi killed Cobra 2 times and totally pwned Merlock, so how come she wasn't invited?!"
Shenzi: Uh, Banz, are you forgetting one little detail? He came back again just about that amount. I am not the chosen one destiend to destroy Cobra for good. Merlock was someone I was MEANT to beat, Mang, it was morely a case of seriously dumb luck.
Marty: Ok, this not invited thing is definitely not crack-a-lackin'!
Alex: It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend.
Sir Hiss: "Now now, everyone. let's remember that Master Chao did intent on inviting us, but limited reshorses and massive time spending prevented such. Besides, we already have our own festtivites to attend too."
Melman: "Wow, Sir Hiss, you're really taking the whole Viper's going without you unrealisticly well."
Sir Hiss: "She told me about this herself. Though I am, sad we won't spend thanksgiving togather, I shouldn't be a pest about it and must respect chinese triditions. And I wish for everyone here to do the same."
Melmen: And on top of that, Spyro really deserves this since Yen Sid did dub him a Kung fu master after all. I did think that was, weird and all since he does just fine just doing those, freaky purple dragon powers, but Yen Sid know what he was doing, I guess.
Gloria: "Yeah, we should be happy for him, this is a really big honor and stuff."
Spongebob: Come on guys. We can have a good first Thanksgiving with or without Spyro, Kairi, Sparx and the Kung Fu Gang.
Evreyone: YEAH!!! (Laughs)
Icky: "Still sucks we still couldn't come."
Everyone: "ICKY!"
Icky: "What? We're all thinking it!"
Iago: "For Spyro's sake, could be at least somewhat glad for him."
Icky: "Ok, I'm happy for the lucky son of a gun!"
Cynder: "Close enough."

Soothsayer's room.

Soothsayer: "I am sensing a growing, misguided darkness. A tragic soul wronged again and again by the malevolent forces at work."
Boss Wolf: "Who's the guy and the malevolvent forces for that matter?"
Soothsayer: I don't know, but what I DO know so far is that the tragic soul is a turkey.
Boss Wolf: A turkey? Ohhh, man, this is gonna be a downer, isn't it?
Soothsayer: I'm afraid so. And I fear that if this soul continues to be wronged, he will soon be determined to ruin Thanksgiving this year. The question is.... When will it begin....?

Menwhile in the Main Hall

Spongebob: Now remember guys, I know this is harder than it already is, but we all agreed that Spyro and the Kung Fu gang will be given time off of Shell Lodger duty because of the Autumn Festival Feast, right?
Patrick: Right!
Bageerha: Well Spongebob, you and the other lougers are so calm about letting Spyro, Kairi and Sparx go with Po, Shen, Shifu and the Five to celebrate their chinese autumn holiday, I'm proud of you.
SpongeBob: Well, I wouldn't be the leader of the Shell Lodge Squad if I wasn't, you know. So, are you guys ready for our own Thanksgiving celebration? And just remember the one rule we promised Lord Shen. Especially you guys! (Points at Hyenas, and Ed cries)
Shenzi: Aw, save your tears, Ed.
Tai: I think we all are forgetting one more thing reguarding the Dragon Realm's Annual Thanksgiving Parade in two days.
Spongebob: What is it, Tai?
Tai: It involves Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the Cursaiders.
Spongebob: Oh yeah, they volenteered to represent Equestria's float for the parade and Rarity had send Kairi's beautiful princess dress, matching shoes and tiara for the Autumn Festival to the Jade Palace because Twilight told me it was beautiful like sapphires.
Girl Sora: Oh Yeah, and those three fillies love Kairi ever sinced she babysit them during the incident with your pet snail Spongebob.
Gilda: So, what are we gonna tell Dashie, Fluttershy, Scootaloo and her friends about-
Suddenly they see Rainbow Dash zooming into the Temple.
Icky: Well speak of the devil!
Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys! We're here for the Thanksgiving Party. But we'd better hurry it up because we're filming a new episode today.
Spongebob: I know Dashie but theres something we gotta tell you. Where's Fluttershy and the Crusaiders?
Rainbow Dash: "Catching up. So, Where's Kairi, the flout would be ruined without her, so ruined, I would be mad at myself for weeks not getting her for the flout to represent Equestia!"
Icky: "Uh, yeah, small problem, Shifu beaten you too it!"
Rainbow Dash: "Huh?"
Sir Hiss: "Kairi was made an honored guest for an exclusive chinese feast in the valley of peace and meeting the kung-fu masters. She can't afford to past such an honor up getting involved in, anything else."
Rainbow Dash: "SHE STOOD US UP?!"
SpongeBob: Well, not intentionally, it's just that-
Rainbow Dash: "AW, DARN IT!! I can't believe that, little anime slut! That stupid 3D whore stood us up!"
Icky: "Whoa! Cool it, horsey, it wasn't exsactly by her choice, Shifu dragged her into it because Master Chao wanted her to meet the other kung-fu masters for a holiday in their world."
Rainbow Dash: "Your just sticking up for her because your suppose too, pimps!"
Icky: "What did ya called us?"
Rainbow Dash: "PIMPS! SHE'S YOUR WHORE, AND YOUR THE FLANKING PIMPS?!"
Gilda: "Whoa, Dash, cool it before you make a flip-flop of yourself... Again."
Rainbow Dash snorted.
Fluttershy and the crusaders come in.
Fluttershy: "Helloe everyp-"
Rainbow Dash: "Fluttershy, we're out of here! Kairi stood us up so she can hang out with stuck-up asian guys!"
Fluttershy: "Rainbow Dash, wha-"
Rainbow Dash shoves Fluttershy and the crusaders out!
Rainbow Dash: "WE DON'T NEED THAT UNLOYAL BITCH! WE CAN DO THE PARADE FLOUT THAT REPRESENT EQUESTIA, BY, OUR, SELFS!" (leaves)
Gilda: "..... And, the Flip-flop just left."
Trixie: "Do you want me to cast a magic wind spell to bring the arragant one back here?"
Alex: "No, she just feels, betrayed. Fluttershy might reason with her, and before ya know it, she'll be cool with it."
Sir. Hiss: "But they will still require a replacement."
Mimi: "I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!"
Rainbow Dash (Suddenly comes back): Wait, you'll take Kairi's place? Really?
Mimi: "Why yes! I LOVE WEARING PRINCESS OUTFITS!"
Icky and Iago: "Why are we not surprised?"
Rainbow Dash: Well, that's great! Oh, and by the way, Trix?
Trixie: Yeah? What is it?
Rainbow Dash: I heard from the fellas as Hasbro that they need you next week. Apparently, they're making you reappear in the series. They say you're supposed to have a rematch with Twilight, or something.
Trixie: "WHAT!?! But, I, I thought I was gonna be a oneshot?! I was promised a come back before, but it never came!"
Rainbow Dash: "Well, concider this a make-up for the fluke. Oh, and by the canon of our show, your still on our badside, so, let me motivate you to get into character, by doing, THIS!"
Rainbow Dash bucks Trixie to straight into the sky!
Icky: JESUS!!
Gilda: "Dang. Was wondering when Hasbro starts praticing recuring characters. Oh, and uh, could you do us a favor?"
Rainbow Dash: What's that Gilda?
Gilda: "It's reguarding, your reaction."
Rainbow Dash: Sorry about that, I was looking forward to this parade all month, plus Scootaloo and I went all out this year. But now that we got a replacement princess, you guys and Kairi are forgiven. Welcome aboard, Mimi.
Mimi: "YEAH! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NOTHING COULD POSSABLY RUIN THIS DAY!"
Alex: Uh Marty, remind me not to get on Dash's badside.
Marty: Sure thing, Aley-Al.

Turkey farm.

Necky: "Father, what is wrong with you."
Necky's dad: "I ate, rat poison son. I don't wanna live anymore. Your mother's dead, your sister was purchesed, grandpa is dead too, the new chick is alone without us. I, I don't wanna be in this nightmare anymore. Good-bye, Necky. If you ever had the chance, to make these monsters suffer, take it."
Necky's dad gagged, then death rattles.
Necky: No, no, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
After the news of Necky's Dad's sudden death, all of the turkeys have prepared a funeral survice for Necky's Parents and Grandpa. Blackey was invited. Blackey was an old, wore-out, blinded in one-eye turkey with a scar acrossed his face and had black feathers.
Blackey: "Son, what happened to your parents, and your grandfather was horrable. This is why, the choosers can't be allowed to continue this."
Necky: "But what can we do? The Choosers are powerful, even you can't defeat them. you injured them, but they still have power."
Blackey: "But here's what they lack.... Numbers, by the doesns. If everyone here wasn't a coward, the choosers' reign could've ended already."
???: I'm afraid Blackey is right.
The turkeys turn to see their leader coming up to Blacky and Necky.
Necky: "Leady, our wise leader. But, you always say it's unwise to stand up to the choosers."
Leady: "I did, but look at what fear has lead: only death and suffering. Blackey, reguardless of your dangerious tendingcys, you brought a good point. The Choosers are but three pigs, a bloodhound, and a coyote. We are a million turkeys. Knife made a mistake not hiring more choosers. None of them realised that we are million, but fear and threat of torture and exicution was their weapon. Necky, we want you to become our fighting spirit. Next to your grandfather and Blackey, you are the only few turkeys that don't fear the choosers, and sees them, as the true weaklings. Thinking of themselfs, as strong, because they pick on the lesser."
Necky: "But, I promise Leekey I won't go that far, the choosers may be few, but they have size, and weapons. I heard they process guns, and farming equitment."
Leady: "That's why, we must make getting such weapons impossable. I propose that you and Blackey are to lock their toolshed. That is where the weapons lay. And when they can't access their weapons, that is when, we'll strike."
???: "Father, what are you saying!?"
A beautiful turkey walks up to him.
Leady: "Heiry, I know what I am doing!"
Neiry: "Father, please, it's too dangerious!"
Leady: "Theres no other choice! O finally desided I wasn't gonna stand by, and watch our people suffer and die, and our children growing up, to a horrable way of life!"
Neiry: "But, your only gonna make things worse! Even if they don't have weapons, they can still kill us, the piglet brothers can twist our necks, and you saw what Blooddog was capable of! And Knife holds a gun in his suit! All you'll do is lead more of us to death!"
Necky: "Then we'll have to be smart about it."
Neiry: "Necky, are you losing it?!"
Necky: "I know your scared, but obeying the choosers has lead to nothing but death. How can you just let go of the fact the choosers murdered your mother and sold her corpse to a family of Jackels!?!"
Neiry: (Gasps) Oh dear god........ Your right.
Blackey: Comrades, we will remember my old friend and Necky's parents as they gave their lives for us. And now we now have a duty to them. A duty our ancestors should've done a long time ago.... Revolution!!!
Necky: Yes! REVOLUTION! Let's show them what we're really meant for! Let's give them a taste of their own medicine! Let's save Leekey, and in the process, destroy Thanksgiving for good!
Leady: I second that notion!
Necky: Now we will make our plan a reality, today we will escape those bird-eating barbarians, the next day after that, We show thanksgiving what we're really made of! Whos with me?!?!
Turkeys gobble!

Mr. Knife's office

Mr. Knife looks at the gobbling Turkeys at his office window.
Mr. Knife: "Blooddog, Piglets, what is going on down there?"
Blooddog: "One of their dang Turkey marches no doubt."
Mr. Knife: "Well, I feel, uneasy about it."
Blooddog: "Why?"
Mr. Knife: "Well, if I didn't know much better then this, I say they might be trying to revolt."
Blooddog and the piglet brothers laughed!
Blooddog: "Trukeys, revolt? THAT'S A LAUGH!"
Piglet brothers laugh and snort!
Mr. Knife: IDIOTS! You know Necky was one of the turkeys to stand up to you and the pigs!
Roger: Puh-lease! They're just puny little turkeys! What could they possibly do to us?
Mr. Knife: "Oh really? Remember his grandpa, and Blackey?!"
Blooddog: "Shoot, he's locked up tight, boss."
Mr. Knife: "Oh, then who's the big black turkey cheering with them, Bloodface! You tell me?!"
Roger: This could be trouble!
Mr. Knife: "Take care of this, NOW YOU IDIOTS!"
Blooddog: "Boys, get the guns."
Roger: Sure thing, boss!

Later.

Roger: "Uh, boss? New problem."
Mr. Knife: What now?
Roger: The toolshed's locked and we can't find the key!
Mr. Knife: WHAT?!?
George: Well, as it turns out, those turkeys were way ahead of us! I think they said something about ending Thanksgiving forever!
Mr. Knife: "Boys..... LOCK THE DOORS!"
They suceed in getting the doors locked.
Blooddog: Well now what do we do?
Necky: (Outside window) You can die, meatheads! (Shatters glass, and turkey swarm the room)
Mr. Knife: "RUN!"
The Piglet brothers slamed down the door, as they, Blooddog, and Mr. Knife make a run for it!
Mr. Knife: "THE CAR! WE GOT TO GET TO THE CAR!"
The five villains quickly got into their car and drove away as fast as the car can take them.
Necky: Good Riddence! Not as satisfying just making them retreat, but it's something!
Blackey: "We'll deal with them again soon. But for now, we got prisoners to laliberate. We must free the caged turkeys, and gather up the free-rangers and children."
Leady: And we shall assemble our brethern from many other farms and commence a turkey rally somewhere our choosers won't find us!
Necky: Good idea. We shall make our plans for that tonight after we free our caged and free ranged brothers and sisters. VICTORY SCREETCH!!!!!!
All of the Turkeys Gobbled!

The Valley of Peace- The Jade Palace

Spyro, Sparx and Shifu enter to see the palace servants getting ready for the Autumn Festival Feast.
Spyro: "Look at all this."
Sparx: Boy, are the other lougers going to be so jealous of us when this is all over?
Shifu: Now that your here, Spyro, let's get started. (Gets a scroll of instructions from a box and gives it to Spyro) There are 18 gestures you must memorize for the right hand, 19 for the left. I'll be right back. I need to inform Chao. (leaves)
Spyro: Ok, 18 gesters for the right hand, 19 for the left, I got this.
Sparx: Now I sure hope you read them all, Spyro. Po screwed it up during the Winter Feast.
Spyro: I don't need to be reminded, Sparx. Nothing is gonna stop me from reading all these. (Screaming is heard, the screaming gets louder, and Trixie crashes through the building's roof, and lands on Spyro)
Trixie:...Ow! Alright, that's it! They want The Great and Powerful Trixie back on the screen? Then they've got her! I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, shall defeat Twilight Sparkle, and show her who she's messing with! I'll humiliate her so bad, she be blushing harder than when SpongeBob he saw Sandy naked.

Flashback

SpongeBob: (Comes in to Snady's room, not realising Sandy is completely hairless and nude, being censored by the camera on her upper top back area) Sandy, are you ready to get go-whoa- HOLY MACKAREL! (Blushes so violently, becomesa redish yellow,) Okay, we'll just wait outside. (Closes door)

Present

Spyro: Trixie, get off! (Flips Trixie off) Alright, Trix, you gotta get back to the Temple! If Shifu sees you here, he'll blame me!
Trixie: Spyro? Holy crud, did I get kicked all the way to the Valley of Peace? Oh, this is totally humiliating! Wait, this is on another world, how did i even survived space and re-entering a planet without bursting into a blaze of glory, I- Oh never you mind! I gotta go! (Teleports away)
Shifu came back
Shifu: Spyro did you say somthing?
Spyro: Ah, nothing. Just reading my instructions for the Feast.
Shifu: Then why is there a big hole in the roof?
Spyro: Okay, you got me. I was about to read the instructions on those... Uh... Sparx, what's 18 plus 19?
Sparx: Uh...I think it's 37.
Spyro: Yeah, that. Anyway, I was about to read them until Trixie came crashing through the roof, and landing straight on me! Then she said something about humiliating Twilight for some reason.
Sparx: Not to mention, she said something about SpongeBob seeing Sandy naked.
Spyro: After that, she teleported away.
Shifu:...Duly noted. Just be prepared when the time comes. And someone please fix that roof.
A Palace Servant got to work on fixing the roof.
Shifu: Anyway, Spyro. This is Feng, the palace artist. He will do your offical portrait.
Feng quickly paints a portrait of Spyro and shows it to him while bowing in respect.
Spyro: Wow, my very own portrait. It's probably like an autograph or something. But that's not important right now.
Shifu: (Shows Spyro and Sparx a huge round table) This is where you two and Kairi will meet all of the Kung Fu Masters.
Spyro: This is really incredible. I am going to meet all of the masters and the kung fu council here at this one table.
Suddenly a familier gong sound is heard.
Spyro: "Master Chao."
Sparx: "What is with this guy and using that gong EVERYTIME he appears into the room?!"
Spyro: Sparx!
Master Chao: Master Spyro, I trust your proud of this privilege to host the Autumn Festival Feast?
Spyro: "Alcourse, it's an honor, sir."
Sparx: "Ok, anything else we have to be aware of?"
Master Chao: I'm just going to tell you that the Autumn Festvial Feast is one of China's traditional holidays.

A Flashback Scene of what the Feast looks like.

(Master Chao): It is pure prefection. Always elegant, always formal just like the Winter Feast after it.
(Sparx): "(Snores)"

Flashback ends

Spyro: Sparx, wake up!
Sparx: (Wakes) Sorry about that. I just get tired during flashbacks.
Shifu: Are you ready to proceed with the rest of your instructions, Spyro?
Sparx: First things first, let me take notes for him in case he forgets like Po did. (Gets out a long peice of paper and has three diffrent pens) You want me to write in Blue, Black or Red? (Dubbed as Kuzco) Take your pick. I got more.
Master Chao: "Red is considered a very triditional color in chinese culture, I go with that."
Sparx: That's good enough for me. (Ditches the Black and Blue Pens and gets ready to write) Please continue Shifu.
Shifu: Anyway, young dragon. In your quest for perfection, these instructions must be exicuted to the letter, guard these scrolls containing the festival's ancient recepies, (As alot of festival suppplies and scrolls appear srrounding Spyro, Sparx has written down everything Shifu has instructed Spyro to do).
Spyro: Uh, Sparx, did you get all that?
Sprax: Don't worry buddy. It's all written in red.
Master Chao: Now, Spyro, there is somthing I would like to show you in case you get too stressed and depressed from your duties.
Sparx: "One of those cat posters that say "Hang in there"?"
Spyro: Sparx!
Master Chao: No, not that, Master Sparx. (Gets out a scroll) This Scroll contains a portait of the Autumn Feast many years ago before the Second Cartoonian War caused by Malefor, Mang and Master Xehanort broke out. A certain Indigo Dragon was our chosen host when that happened.
Spyro: "Tyro, was a host here?"
Sparx: "Yeah, typical Tman clishe: include Tyro into this."
Spyro: "Sparx! Show some respect for the co-producer"
Sparx: "Uh, let's just, go with what we have to do here. Anything else?"
Master Chao: I will tell you this Master Spyro. Just stay calm like Tyro did and you'll do just fine with hosting the feast.
Spyro: Thank you, Master Chao, I'll do my best.
Palace Pig Servant: Master Spyro, come quickly! There are Bandits at the Bridge! The Dragon Warrior and the Five have gone to fight them!
Spyro: "Ok! Sparx, stay here and write down what is needed to do in the preperations!"
Shifu: There is one thing left before you go Spyro.
Spyro: And What is that Shifu?
Shifu: Have Po and the Five return to the Palace with you so they can help you hire a chef to cook for the Feast and present him or her the Silver Ladel.
Spyro: Ok, I'll do that. Sorry to run, Master Chao, but Kung fu duty calls!
Master Chao: Of course. Shifu and I will go check on Lord Shen and Lady Kairi while Master Sparx continues writing down your instructions.
Spyro: Thanks, and good luck to you Sparx!
Sparx (Spyro runs off while Shifu and Master Chao leave): "Don't worry buddy, I'll be done as soon as I (Door slams close)..... Can......"

brige.

A gang of armored Komodo Dragons are seen fighting Po and the 5.
Komodo leader: "Destroy Kung Fu and it's idiotcys!"
Komodo Dragon Bandit: With pleasure boss!
Po: "Ok, what is with the deal with these Komodo Dragons, and their, weird, elk skull symbolisum!?"
Crane: "No idea, but they picked a real bad time to attack!"
Suddenly some bolts of electricity appear and electrocutes a Bandit.
Spyro (flys in and takes out two with a judo drop): Sorry I'm late guys!
Komodo Dragon Bandit: Boss, it's the Purple Dragon! What do we do?!?
Komodo Dragon Leader: "Capture him! The Master said he wants him captured!"
Komodo Dragons surround Spyro! Suddenly the Komodo Dragons that surrounded Spyro were beaten by Po and the Five while they and Spyro do a kung fu pose together.
Po: Watch out, Komodo Dragons, because the Dragon Warrior, Master Spyro and the Furious Five are about to bring the thunda!
They charge at the bandits and beated the lizards, all one by one.
Spyro: Hey guys, Are you excited and proud that I'm hosting the Autumn Festival Feast?
Crane (While doing an ariel swipe on the Bandits) The Autumn Festival Feast is intense. All of the Masters and the entire Kung fu Council at one table!
Viper: At one perfect feast!
Mantis: It's an honor to be invited.
Tigress: Especially since you're the host and both Kairi and Sparx are honored guests.
Spyro: Yeah, it might be a whole lot of work, but it sure wasn't for Tyro. (Breathing fire onto Komodo Dragon Bandit)
Crane: What? Tyro did this before?
Spyro: He sure did. (Tail lashing Komodo Bandit) Master Chao told me himself. So I'm sure I won't mess up like Po did. No effense, Po.
Po: None taken. It really was a real pain in the fanny doing all that stuff during the Winter Feast years ago. I just hope you don't screw up the same as me.
Tigress: In fact, I think we should help out.
Spyro: Consider it done. Shifu said I need help from you guys so I can hire a chef for the Festival and present him or her somthing called the Silver Ladel after we take care of these guys. (Horn dives Komodo Bandit) Do you guys know what this Silver Ladel is?
Po: Yeah, that, it's something you give the chef if you decide he/she should be the one to cook in the Autumn Festival Feast. I remembered when I accidentally gave this rabbit cook the Ancient Hansu Wave of Dismissal while waving at Monkey and shamed his village for all eternity. MAN, that was a bust. So I had to make it up to him by making him the chef for the Winter Feast and gave him the Golden Ladel to restore honor to his village. (Punches Komodo Dragon Bandit behind his back)
Spyro: Oh, that's nice. That shouldn't be too hard. Because you guys are going to be with me while I choose a chef for the feast and there wont be any distractions since you guys are gonna look out for them. I just gotta study those 37 hand gestures, even though I don't have any arms, and might as well have to do them with my front legs, and everything will be okay. Plus I'm so excited to see Kairi in her new dress Rarity made for her. (Gives two Komodo Bandits a headbutt knock out)
Tigress: I'm sure she'll look nice. (Kicks Komodo into another Komodo)
Spyro: I'm sure she will, too. After all, you won't believe what happened to Spike after Rarity presented that dress to him and Twilight. He had his expression on his face for 10 hours.
Mantis: Spyro! Incoming!
A Komodo Dragon was about to attack Spyro but Mantis knocked him into another group of Komodo Dragons.
Spyro: Thanks, Mantis! (Charges into Komodo dragon, and knocks him into other Komodo dragons) STRIKE! I sure hope nothing goes wrong in any way. And I SURELY hope Karma doesn't get the best of us again.
Then all was left of the bandits was the Komodo Dragon Leader himself.
Komodo Dragon Leader: Uh, I think my rickshaw is double-parked somewhere! (Tries to make a quick getaway)
Spyro: Oh no, you don't! (Uses electrical breath to zap Komodo Dragon leader to the ground, where Po and the Furious Five pin them down) And not a single scratch. (Laughs) This'll be the best Thanksgiving ever.
Mantis: Uh, Spyro don't you mean the "Best Autumn Festival Feast" ever?
Komodo Dragon Leader (Still pined down by Po and the 5): You haven't seen the last of us Purple Dragon.
Spyro: Monkey?
Monkey gives Spyro a pumpkin, he gets rid of the guts, makes a jack-o-lantern face and sets it on fire.
A female leopard with simular elk skull symbolisum appeared, throws a smoke bomb, and both her and the leader disappeared!
Spyro: "Oh no, we lost them!"
Tigress: "The henchmen are gone too! But we succeeded in protacting the valley, and Spyro."
Spyro: "But what did they want with me?"

meanwhile, in a secret, hidden lair underground.

Female Leopard: "Fing Fung Fong, you have alot of explaining to do."
the Komodo Dragon leader, Fing Fung Fong, was angry.
Fing Fung Fong: "Oh, sure, make me feel worse. I was close to capture the damn purple dragon, but if it wasn't for the five and thier panda friend, then-"
???: "FONG!"
A roped, skelital Elk warlock appeared behind, angry.
Fing Fung Fong: "DAH! Master Bao Sa Mao! The original, and rightful ruler, of the valley of pe- oops! I mean, the valley of the warlock!"
Bao Sa Mao: "That purple dragon, and his blood, is the only thing I need to keep my immortality! Ever since I first drank the blood of the purple chinese dragon, I was immortal! I ruled the valley, with an iron, clawed hand! (Revels a monstersious, skinney fingered hand) But Oogway ruined everything, with the creation, of kung-fu, and the many disshiples that dare follow! I want the purple one's blood! I must drink his blood, so I can anew my immortallity, for millions of years more! I was lucky I outlasted Oogway, but I can't afford to hold out anymore! I must have the purple dragon, NOW! His kind's blood, holds properties, that can enable immortal life, up to a million years or so!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Uh, just as soon as my men recover."
Bao Sa Mao: "Not soon, NOW?!"
Fing Fung Fong: "But my lord, my men were badly injured, could you try to hold it out abit more?"
Bao Sa Mao: "NO! I only have until the very day of the autum festival, before my immortallity runs it's course, and time finally consumes me!! Don't you get it?!"
Female Leopard: "My lord, your not gonna be able to keep a good supply of warriors if you keep sending them to their defeats in losing battles."
Bao Sa Mao: "(Sighs monsteriously), Your right, Dai Song. Fing Fung Fong, you and your men may very well have your chance to recover, but by tommorow, no matter what, no excuses this time, I want the purple dragon!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Uh, thank you sir. You will not be disappointed again."
Bao Sa Mao: "You better, or it will litterally be the death of me! And you will go back being like the scum bandits you are! And you, Dai Song, will lose your chance to avenge your brother, Tai Lung, and revenge on the panda for corrupting...... Your son."
Dai Song growled.
Dai Song: "Bellieve me, I will make him, and Oogway's prodosay Shifu, pay for their grim mistakes! Kung Fu will pay for what it has done!"
Fing Fung Fong and Dai Song: "Glory to the warlock!"

Chapter 4: Turkey Hunting[]

meanwhile, in a lone car.

Mr. Knife: "I can't believe those Turkeys took us by surprise like that!"
Blooddog: I thought you pork chops were suposed to keep an eye on those fat birds!?
Piglet Brothers: "IT WAS HIS FAULT! (They were pointing at eachother!)"
Mr. Knife: Cut the blame game crap, we got bigger problems here! We're almost in town, we'll spend the night at an inn, and then we're gonna take care of that Necky once and for all. Allright?
Roger: Alrighty then.
George: Fine with me.
Harold: Okay then.
Blooddog: Fine! (Breaks back) AAHHH! Oooh, my back! Ow, oh, my back! (Breathes in) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Bends back, cracking it) AAAAOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCH!... (Pants) Dad gum, I'm gettin' too old for this!
Mr. Knife: Oh, you ain't old enough for anythin', Rover! All you need is some exercise, that's all. You do exercise, right?
Blooddog: Yeah, just a little.
Mr. Knife: Well, then, just step up your game! I tell you what, once we stop at that inn, you need to do a few exercise routines before you get some shut eye. We are NOT gonna have you breaking your back like that once we take care of Necky and his turkeyhole army! Comprendo?
Blooddog: (Sighs) Fine, if you insist!
Mr. Knife: Good.
Harold: Blooddog? Are you really THAT old?
Blooddog: Well, tragically yes, Harold, I am. I'm about 59 years old.
Roger: DAD GUM! You're down right older than Mr. Knife.
Mr. Knife: FYI, Roger, I ain't old! I'm 30 years old. That ain't considered an old age. I think... Maybe an old age would be like...45-120 years or more. But that doesn't matter. What matters is that we have to end this turkey charade one way or another, starting tomorrow. We'll get all the weapons we can find, and take out Necky! And this time, we need flamethrowers.
George: Ooh, excellent choice, boss! Everyone knows that poultry birds fear fire.
Mr. Knife: Come on boys, today we just experienced some fowl play and now, come tomorrow, we got a turkey rebellion to crush and we're going to slaugther Necky! (All cheer)

Chapter 5: The revolt begins, and Bao Sa Mao attacks.[]

Dargin realms, new york, main street.

Rainbow Dash: "This is gonna be the best flout of the rest!"
Fluttershy: "I, uh, don't wanna make the other flout people feel bad about themselfs, Raindow, I-"
Applebloom: I thought this is suppose to be a friendly bonding experience?
Rainbow Dash: "Oh please, parents only say that to keep kids from being sore losers. The real deal is that you have to beat the other flouts, and thanks to Twilight giving us a serious "horn", our replica of the canterlot castle is gonna blow the judges away!"
Sweetie Belle: "But won't that hurt them?"
Rainbow Dash: "Not ACTALLY blow them away! I meant, wow them!"
Scootaloo: I am so looking forward to this parade, Rainbow Dash!
Fluttershy: "But girls, O don't wanna make anyone else feel bad about themselfs, they would hate us for making their hard work for nothing."
Gilda: "Oh, would you relax, Flutter "Butterflies in my stomich" shy? It's all in good fun."
Rainbow Dash: "Gilda has a point. While they are gonna be jealious of us being winners, there's no REAL or perament resentment being played."
Fluttershy: "Uh, are you sure?"
Gilda: Of course. Everything is going to be fine.
???: Here I am!
(Mimi comes in an a beautiful red version of her princess karaoke dress with orange and yellow bows and her tiara has autumn leaves on them.)
Mimi: This is my autumn thanksgiving gown. Beautiful, no?
Rainbow Dash: "Oh, I know a total fashtionista of a pony that would be so jelly of you right now!"
Mimi: "So, is the parade gonna start soon?"
Rainbow Dash: The Parade will begin at noon. We are so goona win this! I can feel it!
Gilda: Speaking of jelly, I'm glad you, Flutter-Butterflies and the blank flank musketeers are taking Kairi not helping us well, Dash.
Rainbow Dash: "It's cool... We could've gone without the names though."
Gilda: "So, think you guys can make it to our thanksgiving dinner after the Parade? And chill, we're not serving turkey, our bird members wouldn't allow it. We have alot of flowers, and, plant stuff you might like."
Applebloom: "Uh, Rainbow Dash, what's thanksgiving again?"
Rainbow Dash: Thanksgiving is this holiday about giving and its also a time to be thankful for evreything we have. Well, according to Twilight anyway. Now let's be at our flout!
Scootaloo: Right, let's go.
(The five ponies and Gilda head to their float)
Mimi: Hey! Wait for me! (Runs after them)

The Valley of Peace- The Jade Palace courtyard.

Spyro is preparing to hire a chef for the Autumn festival feast with Po helping him and the 5 as his bodyguards in case the Komodos come back.
Zeng the Palace Goose: (Clears throat) Master Spyro, we have brought you some of the finest chefs in China you will sample the dishes with Master Po helping you and you will make your choice.
Spyro: "Wow, alot of chefs are here."
Po: "Oh yeah, this is like, huge and impourent, so the best chefs of all of china are here! All you have to do, is pick the best one. Just, be careful what gestures you use, one false move, and you might disgraced the chef and his village for like, forever."
Spyro: "Isn't that, alittle harsh?"
Mantis: "China takes triditions, dead serious."
Spyro: "Ok, I got this."
Zeng: Now remember, the chef you select will recive the Silver Ladel. Now, let's begin.
(A Palace Goose opens a case to reveal a beautiful silver ladel with a silver chinese dragon carving on it)
Spyro: "Whoa. Ok, who's first?"
Zeng: (Clears throat) Master Spyro, I present the bearer of the Golden Ladel of the Winter Feast, Chef Wo Hop of the Hung Chung Province.
Wo Hop appears, with a nice looking meal.
Wo Hop: "Mister Purple Dragon, may I say that it is an honor, to be possably selected to cook for the upcoming- (In Spyro's eyes, Wo Hop's face suddenly turns into an Elk Skull with red eyes) Attunm feastival-"
Spyro fliched, gasped, and unknowingly raised his left hand that looks like a gesture!
Mantis: Uh, guys. Am I hallucinating, or is Spyro just doing somthing that I think he's doing?
Zeng Summons some gooses that takes away Wo Hop!
Wo Hop: "NO! NOT AGAIN!"
Spyro: "Wha-wha-wha-what's going on! What happened?"
Po: Whoa, buddy. What just happened?
Spyro: I don't know, When Wo Hop was talking to me, his face took the form into an Elk Skull with red eyes. And for some stange reason, I did the same gesture Po did that disgraced Wo Hop and his village.
Zeng: "Elk Skull?"
Spyro: "This is strange. It's like the symbolisum on the Komodo Dragons' armor. Are they, linked somehow?"
Tigress: "We have to inform Shifu and Chao, maybe they would know something. Zeng, Spyro's gesture was not offitcal, something foul is afoot, put the other chefs on hold until we can figure this out."
Zeng: "It'll be done, Master Tigress."

the hall.

Shifu: "An Elk Skull appeared on Wo Hop's face?"
Chao: "The Komodo Dragons' had elk skull symbolisum?"
Spyro: "That's right. Something weird is going on. The Komodo leader said something about destroying Kung-Fu, and that their "Master" wants me for some reason. Shifu, what is going on?"
Shifu: "No.... It can't be him, not after all these years."
Master Chao: "How could that monster still exsits!? I thought his immortally ran it's course!"
Sparx: "What are you guys talking about? I don't like it."
???: Did someone say Spyro saw an Elk Skull?
Sparx screams, and hides behind Spyro!
Viper: Don't be scared Sparx, look!
The sleeping spirit of Tyro appeared.
Sparx: "Dang it Tyro, don't scare me like that!"
Shifu: "Tyro, your here. Everyone claims there is a link between abunch of Komodo Bandits and Spyro claiming to see an Elk Skull on Wo Hop! Please tell me there is absolutey NO conecttion, and that it's all in Spyro's head, and that it doesn't mean that-"
Tyro: Oh no! I can't believe this! Bao Sa Mao, he's come back to get his revenge on Kung Fu after what Oogway did to get rid of him!
Shifu: "Oh no.... Why now of all days?! Right when we are celebrating the Autumn Festival feast, that, maniac desides to attack!?"
Sparx: "Uh, Who or what is a Bao Sa Mao?"
Lord Shen walks in.
Lord Shen: "The devil is everyone yelling about?! First Elk Skulls, Komodo bandits, now your saying something about this, Bao Sa Mao, whoever that is!"
Tyro: "Everyone, I have something to confess, the dark origin of the valley of peace."
Shifu: "(Sigh), or what it was once called, The valley of the Warlock."
Po: "You mean, it's THAT Bao Sa Mao?! But, I thought he was just a scary bedtime story! An anicent myth!"
Tyro: No Po, Bao Sa Mao is all too real. The Valley of the Warlock happened.

Flashback begins.

(Tyro): "Bao Sa Mao was once a friend, to the all-powerful Chinese Purple Dragon. He ruled the valley, and the skies of china with great benvolence and protection."
(Sparx): "And this, Bao Sa Mao guy is involved, how?"
(Tyro): Long before the valley was called, the valley of peace, it was once just a regular valley, ruled by the Chinese Purple Dragon, and the Elks. A benvolent warrior king, and a loving, kind queen, had a son, called Bao Sa Mao. Bao was horrable at learning physical fighting.... but, he learned of very powerful dark magic, and it began to corrupt him. by his teen years, he cruelly over throw his parents and turned them into stone! the Chinese Purple dragon tried to stop him..... But.... He lost his life. Bao Sa Mao drank his blood, and gain the immortal capabilites of our blood. He ruled the valley, which he named, "The valley of the warlock", in which he used an army of chinese zombies to enslave the valley dwellers, and had intent to congure China, the world, and even the united universes. He became a relenetless madman.
(Spyro): So when did this madman meet his "end"?
(Tyro): "When Oogway eventally came to china, and discovered Kung Fu. it was kung fu that liberated valley, and possablity all of the united universes from this elk! Bao was thought to be gone. He was abinte for so long, he became only a legend, then a myth soon forgotten."

Flashback ends

Sparx: Whoa, sounds like this elk guy is the boogey man of the Kung Fu World, Spyro.
Shifu: "We hoped his time had finally ended, and that he finally vanished from existence."
Master Chao: "But obviously, Bao is still alive. But not for long, if he is so desperate to entrust a bunch of petty criminals to get you, he is not to be around for long."
Shifu: "Which would make him more deserate to get Spyro. Spyro, if we had known about this earlier, we never should've brought you here, and made you our host."
Master Chao: "We have foolishly endangered you, Spyro. We'll have to put the feast on hold until Bao Sa Mao's plans are stopped and his exsitence is no more."
Shifu: "Now, we must evactuate Spyro from the valley, before Bao Sa Mao strikes again!"
BOOM!
Fing Fung Fong and Dai Song appeared, with an army of Komodos!
Fing Fung Fong: "GIVE THEM HELL, BOYS!"
Tyro: Po, you and the five get Spyro, Sparx and Kairi out of here and leave me, Shifu, Chao and Shen to deal with this! Go into hiding then think of a plan to save the Autumn Festival, foil Bao's evil plans for Spyro and bring him and his followers to justice!
The Five quickly set off to go get Kairi
Sparx: "No need to tell us twrice! WE GONE!"
Spyro's group tries to run, but Dai Song intersets them!
Lord Shen (Gets out his spear): I will handle that feamle lepoard. Now leave with the Purple-one, Kairi, The Dragonfly and the Five while you still can, Panda!
Song Dai: "My fight is not with you, Peacock!"
Song Dai nerve attacks Shen!
Shen lies motionless, and twiching!
Po: "A nerve attack?"
Song Dai: "Vengence is mine, Dragon Warrior!"
Po: "Uh, actselly, this is the first time I'd actselly meet you, so, who are you?"
Song Dai: Do you remember Tai Lung, of whom you defeated so many times and Peng?
Po: "Yeah, but what do they have to do with thi- (Remembers the Nerve attack after Tai Lung and Peng were referenced.) Wait, you mentioned Tai Lung and Peng, and, that would make you-"
Song Dai: Tai Lung's Sister and Peng's Mother, you big fat sorry excuse of a panda!
Po: "Ok, I know you have OBVIOUS resentment on me for making a moron out of your brother, but you didn't had to be rude!"
Song Dai roared!
Po: "UH-OH!"
Song Dai charged!
Tyro attacks above and Hits Song Dai and sends her flying into Fong knocking him, while unleashing his Indigo Dragon fury on them and all of the Komodos blasting the villains out of the jade palace!
The Frious Five arrived with Kairi!
Kairi gasped!
Kairi: "Uncle Shen!"
Shifu: "He's fine, but we're still in danger!"
The villains land, and resume charge!
Shifu: "They're coming back! Go now!"
Tyro: (getting his magic ready to teleport Spyro's Group) I'll send you nine to a hidden part of China where Bao has no power over! You'll be safe there untill his evil is banished from the united universe for good!
Suddenly, a shadow engulfs Tyro and makes him into stone!
Voice: "Not gonna get out of it that easy, Oogway's son! (laughs maniacly!)"
Sparx: Ok, that Elk Warlock Son-of-a-bitch/bastard is seriously messing with the wrong Dragonfly!
Spyro: "Guys, we must get out of here, we're on our on from here!"
Kairi: But What about Tryo?
Tigress: He'll be fine, Kairi. We'll find a way to break the statue spell on him and make Bao pay for what he has done. Our time to bring him to justice will come, but it's not now.
Po: "Yeah, we have to go no- Hey, are we getting shorter?"
Spyro, Po, and the 5 are sinking!
Bao's voice: "YOUR MINE, PURPLE DRAGON! YOU, AND YOUR BLOOD OF IMMORTALLITY! (laughs maniacly!)"
Spyro's group sinks into the floor completey as the group scream!
Fing Fung Fong: "You lost big time, Kung Fu dopes!"
Fing Fung Fong, Dai Song, and the Komodos retreated!
Shifu: "Spyro, Po, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Mantis, Monkey! NOOOOO?!"
Sparx: "Guys..........."
Master Chao: "..... I'm sorry Shifu..... We lost them....."
Shifu gets determined.
Shifu: "Not yet. Bao may have won a battle.... But not, a war."

the hidden underground lair.

Spyro, Po, and the 5 reappeared in the outskirts of the lair.
Spyro: "Sparx's gone! Lucky bug wasn't anywhere near the floor!"
Mantis: "Good thing Kairi went to take cover when the villains charged!"
Monkey: "Yeah, but we're stuck here now!"
Po: "Let's find a way out of here before- (Song Dai, Fing Fung Fong, and the Komodo army appeared) Yeah, before this happens."
Fing Fung Fong: "Take them to the master."

the parade, noon.

the parade is moving forword.
Rainbow Dash: "I tell you guys, nothing is gonna ruin our- (Gobbles are heard in a distence) What the?"
An army of turkeys are seen charging!
Fluttershy: "Are those, turkeys?"
Gilda: "Weird, I thought they would vanish and be scarce when Thanksgiving comes around."
Necky: "ATTACK! DESTROY THE PARADE! VIVA REVOLUTION!"
Scootaloo: "I do not like the sound of that!"
The turkeys barged right into the parade! people run and panic!
Turkeys try to get on the Equestian flout!
Gilda: "Yo Dashie, what do you say we nail some turkeys?"
Rainbow Dash: Way ahead of you Gilda! Fluttershy, you Mimi and the girls get yourselfs into hiding. This is about to get turkey ass-kicking ug- WAHHHH!
Fluttershy, the crusaders, and Mimi are already tied-up by the turkeys!
Blackey appeared, and gave a menacing squack!
Gilda: "WHOA! That's a mean looking turkey!"
Rainbow Dash: "HEY YOU STUPID GIANT CHICKENS! LET FLUTTERSHY, THE KIDS, AND MIMI GO, OR DO I HAVE TO-"
Blackey: Oh spare me the death threats, Pegeaus pony. You and your griffin friend are out numbered and are hoplessly out gunned.
Leady: I suggest you two give up now while you still have your lives intact unless its more important then those fives lives.
Gilda: "Never, ever, threat a griffin and her friends, jerk faces! (Enhales deeply!)"
Blackey: "Huh?"
Leady: "Wha?"
Gilda roars loudly and feriously!
Turkey: "RETREAT!"
All turkeys, including Blackey, Necky, and Leady vanished into a cloud of smoke.
Gilda: "Yeah You better run, losers!"
Rainbow Dash and Gilda high-fived! Well, high-hoof-to-talon.
Rainbow Dash: Now, what do you say we get Fluttershy, Mimi and the girls untied, find those gaint chickens and kick some ass, huh?
Gilda: "You took the words out of my beak."
The two got Fluttershy, Mimi and the Crusaiders untied.
Gilda: Come on girls, lets find those turkey punks and kick some ass!

Chapter 6: Everything is ruined, for all.[]

Underground lair, throwne room.

Bao Sa Mao was sitting impatiently.
Bao Sa Mao: Where are those fools? My life will soon be over when the Autumn Festvail arrives!
Grunting sounds are heard.
Bao Sa Mao: "What is that?"
Then the door burst open and Fing Fung Fong, Dai Song bring out Spyro in chains while the Komodos have Po and the five trapped in animal shapped cages.
Bao Sa Mao: "At long last..... The purple dragon. bring him closer to me."
Spyro: (While struggeling with Dai Song who drags him to Bao Sa Mao by his chain) Why? Why are you doing this?!
Bao Sa Mao: "Because I need your assetence... A simple.... Blood donation."
Po: Ok, ruining Spyro's first Autumn Festival and turning Tyro into stone are 2 things, but doing it so you can drink Spyro's blood, which is gross by the way, and get your revenge on Kung Fu and the loss of the Valley?
Mantis: (Dubbed as Timon) Boy, does this guy need a serious hobby. I'll tell you that. (Laguhs)
Bao Sa Mao: "SILENCE, BEAR AND BUG! I am the rightful ruler of the valley, and will be treated, and addressed, as such. Kung fu and that imbacile Oogway, unrightfully usurped me of my title! Once I get the purple dragon's promising blood, I will be restored, and the Valley of the warlock, shall be mine again!"
Spyro: I'll NEVER help anyone as heartless as you! What kind of cruel unfair tyrant turns his parents to stone and become immortal just to become ruler of a thousand worlds?
Bao Sa Mao: "My parents were ignorent fools! Mother was weak and pathic! And Father was controlling, and abusive!"
Crane: "Wait, is this one of those "Evil because of bad parents" cases?"
Viper: "I think it's more of a "Misconnection with parents" kind of thing!"
Po: "Wait a minute, Tyro mentioned Bao Sa Mao was horrable at fighting physically! Bao, if you thought your dad was a HUGE jerk to you about being crappy at physical fighting, he wasn't being cruel, he was a physical dad! they tend to be like really rough gym couches!"
Bao Sa Mao: "SILENCE! By the time I get your purple friend's assetence, I'll be unstoppable and nothing can ruin my hard work now! Dai Song, be quick and bring the dragon closer to me. The Autumn Festival Eve is coming to an end and it's almost midnight!"
Dai Song: "Forgive me my lord, but he's putting up a struggle! He won't budge!"
Bao: (Uses powers to zap Spyro into unconsciousness) There! He won't be a pest for a while. And just in case he gets any ideas, Fong, give him the Collar of Paralyzation.
Fong: Yes, sir! (brings out a box, and revels a collar of unholy magic.)
Dai Song grabs it, and places it on Spyro. Dai Song picks up Spyro and effertlessly hands him over to Bao Sa Mao.
Bao Sa Mao: "Finally, at long last. (Opens mouth, revels horrendus snake-like fangs!)"
Fing Fung Fong: "Oh boy! Here comes the nasty part! Get the popcorn guys!"
Dai Song only stares.
Po and the others closed their eyes, helpless to help Spyro now!
Suddenly the villains hear a loud rumble!
Bao Sa Mao: What was that?
Fing Fung Fong: "Just a brief tremor sir, they happen all the time down here."
Dai Song: I don't thank that was just a brief tremor!
Fing Fung Fong: "No one cares what you think, song! My men and I actselly lived down here for generations! We know our underground anomamellies! And It was a brief tremor, they're common in underground areas."
Suddenly Shifu, Chao, Tyro's Spirit (No longer a stone statue) and all of the Kung Fu Masters break through wall!
Bao Sa Mao: "What?! How is this possable?! My lair is unfindable!!"
Suddenly a familier turtle shell appeared.
Oogway: "Well, now I wouldn't say that."
Bao Sa Mao: "YOU!!? I should've known!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Oogway?! But, I thought he was dead!"
Oogway: (Chuckles) I AM dead. But my spirit still lives on.
Tyro: Father appeared just in time to free me from your wretched stone-cold prison.
Oogway: Bao Sa Mao, You have dishonored Spyro's first Autumn Festival, and for that, I will make sure you won't do any more harm.
Bao Sa Mao: I don't think so, Shelley! Spyro's NEVER leaving this place until he donates his blood so I can gain my immortality back! (Uses powers to block off all exits with dark magic)
Suddenly the block offs vanished by a bright light.
???: Not if my sister and I can help it you dispicable demon!
All the komodos, Bao Sa Mao, Dai Song and Fing Fung Fong are blinded by the light.
Komodo Bandit: MY EYES!!!!
Bao Sa Mao screeched!
Dai Song: "NOW WHAT?!"
Suddenly The Light turned out to be Princess Celestia with Lord Shen Mounted on her, Peng mounted on Princess Luna and are with Twilight and Spike who have their keyblades drawn with Princess Candence, Shining Armor, Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Rarity with them.
Fing Fung Fong: "Hey, Dai Song, isn't that your son over there riding a little horsey?"
Dai Song: "WHAT?!"
Po: "Peng?"
The 5: "Peng?"
Shifu: "Peng?"
Peng: Hey guys, I'm here to help save your friend and confront a dark past of mine.
Bao Sa Mao: "Enough of this! SEIZE THEM!"
Bao Sa Mao vanishes, with Spyro still in his prosession!
Fing Fung Fong: "ATTACK!"
The Komodos charge but they are hit by cakes thrown by Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Take that you big meanies! (Throws more cakes)
Twilight (After hitting a Komodo with her keyblade): Pinkie Pie, stop giving the villains cake!
Pinkie Pie: "I'm not giving them cake, I'm ASSULTING them with cake!"
A komodo with a club tries to attack Pinkie from behind!
Spike: Pinkie look out! (Lets out a fire brath on the Komodo)
Komodo Bandit screams like a scared girl as he runs away while being covered in flame.
A Komodo grabs Spike!
Komodo: "Why you little pest!"
Komodo tries to pull a sword on him!
Rarity: You leave my cute little Spikey Wikey Alone! (She bucks the Komodo while he gives a Goofy Holler in the progress) Ha! Take that you Ruffian!
Fing Fung Fong: " You bunch, take the prisoners out of here!"
Some Komodos take the imprisoned Po and the 5 away!
Tyro: Father, Bao's followers are getting away with Po and the 5 as their hostages!
Shifu: "No they will not!"
Shifu and Chao charged forword! A large wave of Komodos try to interset!bMasters Ox and Croc bashed the Komodos out of the way allowing Shifu and Chao to proceed. Suddenly Komodo Archers began to fire arrows!
Candence: Shifu, Chao, whatch out! (uses her alicorn magic to turn the arrows into flowers)
Fing Fung Fong: "D'OH! CHEATERS!"
The Komodos that have Po and the 5 are about to escaped! But then Shifu and Chao have intercepted the Komodos in time and knocked them all out while freeing Po and the 5 from their cages.
Po: Thanks Shifu and Master Chao.
Tigress: But Bao Sa Mao just got away with Spyro!
Tyro: Don't worry about him, Tigress. I wasn't the only one father freed from that wretched stone-prison of his. And when they find him and take his powers away, there's nowhere for him to hide.

meanwhile.

Bao Sa Mao: "Finally, alone with the blood so pure of immortallity! My return, is now!"
???: SON!!! Release that purple dragon at once! You are in so much trouble!
Bao Sa Mao looks to see his parents and fellow elks.
Bao Sa Mao: "WHAT?! HOW IS THIS POSSABLE?!"

Back to the battle.

Komodos still surround our heroes!
Applejack: Oh come on. Where are y'all coming from!
Pinkie Pie: SOMEPONY HELP US!!!!
Fing Fung Fong: "You are fools for daring to invade the hidden warrior kingdom, of Komodoious! Now, crush them, my warriors!"
Tigress: "Po, what's the plan?"
Po: Guys, I gotta be honest I got nothing!
Crane: "Oh dear."
Lord Shen: "Ok, anyone else had any ideas!"
Dai Song: "Hold off your men, Fing."
Fing Fung Fong: "But they are about to finish them off!"
Dai Song: "NOW!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Aw, your no fun!"
Fing Fung Fong raises his hand, and the Komodos stop.
Lord Shen: "The devil?"
Dai Song: "I am tired of sending wave after wave of unwrothy oppendents after you, Dragon Warrior. It's time you fight someone of your true level! Someone like me."
Po: "I'm not gonna fight Peng's mom?!"
Fing Fung Fong: "He doesn't wanna fight you."
Dai Song: "How about a motivation, Dragon Warrior? Fight me, and I'll let him live."
Po: "Him who?"
Dai Song: "Bring in the secret weapon."
Fing Fung Fong roars an order to two Komodos, who bring in an imprisoned Mr. Ping!
Po: Dad!
Ping: Po! Those mad Lizards took me hostage just when I had my noodle soup for the Louge's Thanksgiving finished!
Dai Song: "Meaning no disrespect for Bao Sa Mao's wishes, I had your goose father captured to use as, reinsureence, that I will fight you, and get my revenge for my brother!"
Fing Fung Fong: "I still say he's gonna be mad if he found out about it!"
Dai Song: "The destruction of the dragon warrior, Oogway's choice, none of the less, would help make him over-look the deception. Your choice, Dragon Warrior, fight me, or are the Komodos' gonna have goose for lunch?"
Peng: You leave Po's dad alone Mother! (Chages at Dai song and slashes her with his claws making her roar in pain and she now has a scar on her left eye!)
Fing Fung Fong: "Dude, you are so grounded."
Dai Song: "My battle, is not with you, son!"
Fing Fung Fong grabs Peng and disables him with an accmepuncher restrants!
Fing Fung Fong: "The same kind of stuff used on your uncle, kid! It is THE best cuff!"
Dai Song: "For the last time, are you going to fight me, or what?"
Fing Fung Fong: "Yeah, or the duck gets it!"
Dai Song: "Goose."
Fing Fung Fong: "Oh yeah, goose!"
Po: Ok, fine! You and the lizard are mine!
Dai Song: "Fing is unwrothy to fight you, considering not even his finest soldiers can lay a claw on you! Your one true oppendent, is me!"
Dai Song charges at Po!
Sudden Dai Song is hit by a plasma blast while the Komodos holding Mr Ping where hit by the same thing and them a familair roar is heard.
Dai Song got up.
Dai Song: "What was that?!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Now what?!"
Suddenly Hiccup, Toothless, his Friends and their Dragons brake through the wall acoumpined by Stoick mounted on Thornado the Thunderdrum Dragon and Gobber on his former nemesis The Boneknapper Dragon.
Po: Hiccup and the Dragon Gang?
Celestia: It appears they came just in time.
Fing Fung Fong: "DEFEAT THOSE DRAGONS!"
Komodos charge!
But Thornado lets out a powerful sonic roar which sends all of the Komodos flying.
Fing Fung Fong screams like Farquaad as Thornado chomps on him and devours him up! But Fing Fung Fong struggles the mouth and escapes!
Fing Fung Fong: "THAT WAS NOT COOL, BRO!"
Dai Song charges at Po again!
But Toothless and Stormfly intercept Dai Song while Hookfang, Meatlug and the Zippleback block her attempts to get to Po.
Dai Song: "OUT OF MY WAY! I MUST GET MY REVENGE!!"
Fing Fung Fong gets on a giant crossbow, and aims for the dragon team.
Tyro: Oh no you dont'! (Breaths Electricity breath on Fing Fung Fong.)
Boom!
Fing Fung Fong is now cartoonishly singed.
Fing Fung Fong: "Ow."
Dai Song leaps over the dragons, and goes after Po once again!
Twilight frees Peng from the cuffs.
Twilight: "Peng, do something!"
Peng Pounches at his mother and the two fall over a steep cliff!
Po: "Peng!"

the far bottom.

Dai Song and Peng crashed down!
Dai Song wobbled getting up.
Dai Song: "My battle, (coughs), is not, with you, son. It is with the Dragon Warrior. That Panda must pay for his outrage!"
Peng: I'm sorry mother, but I'm afraid I can't let you do this!
Twilight: Maybe this will stop her! (Aims her keyblade at Dai Song)
Spike: Twilight what are you doing?
Twilight: Something Boy Sora and Riku did to vanquish Xemnas the first time.
Dai Song: "My battle, (coughs), is onto the panda, and the panda alone. And nothing will stop me until I athived my goal."
Peng: "Don't you understand? Tai Lung is a disgrace to our family!"
Dai Song: "He and I are orphans! Where he was adoubted by Oogway's apprentise, the Komodos took me in, and raised me. I swore myself to the warlock, so the injustice known as kung-fu pays for what it has done to Tai Lung, to anyone ruined by the corrupting influence!"
Peng: No! You don't understand! Lord Cobra turned Tai Lung into the monster he is today, just as Bao Sa Mao has did to you!
Dai Song: "How dare you say that! Bao promised he punished Oogway's followers for what they did! He was gonna liberate the land from it's influence!"
Peng: Mother, Bao is an evil monster who wants Spyro's blood and to rule the United Universe!
Dai Song: "STOP YOUR LIES! You have become a bigger fool then the panda! I brought you into this world, and by, relucent desidtion, I will have to take you out of it."
Peng: Then The Mom I once had really IS gone and only a dark vengeful part of you remains!
Spike, Candance and Shining Armor put their hand/hooves on Twilight's Keyblade and a powerful beam of light hits Dai Song's eyes, completey blinding her and taking her sight away for good as she screamed!
Fing Fung Fong appeared!
Fing Fung Fong: "Song! What happened!"
Dai Song: "Fing? Where are you! I can't see!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Uh, right in front of you?"
Dai Song: "What's going on?!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Uh, I don't know how to say this sis, but, you're blind now."
Dai Song: "WHAT?! I can't fight without sight!"
Fing Fung Fong: "Hey, that kinda raymes though."
The heroes surround Dai Song and Fing Fung Fong.
Fing Fung Fong: "Uh-oh!"
Dai Song: "What? What's happening?"
Fing Fung Fong: "You, don't want me to tell you."
Shifu: "Are you Fing Fung Fong, king of the Komodo warriors?"
Fing Fung Fong: "Yeah, what's it to you?"
Shifu: "You and I, have a very great deal, to talk about."

Meanwhile, at another cliff edge.

Bao Sa Mao was at a defencive position, a hand glowing of black energy.
Bao Sa Mao: "Back, all of you, I have too much at stake, I can't let Oogway's idiotcy continue!"
Bao's Father: No my son, it is your OWN madness that musn't continue. You were given your darkpowers but Oogway has givin me, your mother and the rest of our kind the power to take your magic away form you!
Bao Sa Mao: "YOU LIE! You're trying to scare me into surrendering! I need his blood! I must regain my throwne on the surface world! I have an army, and two of the greatest warriors I ever came across!"
Bao's Father: I'm Sorry my son, but you leave me, your mother and the other members of your species no choice.
The Elks hands begin to glow white energy and hit Bao and drain all of his powers, taking them away from him forever!
Bao Sa Mao notices his monster hands aren't glowing anymore!
Bao Sa Mao: "NO!"
The heroes, a still blind Dai Song, and Fing Fung Fong appeared.
Bao Sa Mao: "Fing, Dai, help me, please!"
Tyro: I don't think Fing, Dai and the Komodos won't be of survice too you anymore, Bao. Would you care to tell him Fing?
Bao Sa Mao: "What?! No, what are you doing! Fing, what happened to freeing your people from the opression of Oogway's idiotcy!?"
Fing Fung Fong: Master, with all due respect, me and my army are stepping down as your followers. Also your scheme for the purple dragon and Dai's revenge on the panda cost Dai her eyesight for good.
Bao Sa Mao: "She knew what the price was! She's a warrior! Sacrivices have to be made, for the fall of kung-fu!"
Po: Unfortunatly for you Bao, the bloodbank on Spyro is closed for good.
Tyro: Because, do you see what I see?
Bao's eyes in his skull holes widend in horror as the Clock on his throne strucked Midnight. The Autumn Festival Feast is here and his time to get Spyro's blood is up.
Bao Sa Mao, in his paniced state, unknowingly throws Spyro into the void edge, who he was saved just in time by magic from Celestia.
Bao Sa Mao: "NO! I THOUGHT I HAD MORE TIME!!!"
Bao Sa Mao noticed his monster hands begining to fade away as he is in panic.
Bao Sa Mao: "Someone! Anyone! Please! Help me!"
Bao's Father: I'm sorry my son. You now must pay for your crimes against Spyro and his first Autumn Festival along with the murder of the Chinese Purple Dragon in the afterlife.
Bao Sa Mao: "No! Please! Give me another, I-I I'll make amends! I'll do anything! Just don't let this happen to me! Please! (Skelical eyes began to tear) Please help me!"
Tyro: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you attacked Spyro during the Festival's preperations and turned me to stone.
Bao Sa Mao: "No! PEASE! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! I'M SORRY! I DID THIS ALL BECAUSE, I JUST WANNA IMPRESS MY IGNORENT FATHER, YOU, PHYSICAL FITNESS OBESSED THING YOU! And, because, I lost the love of my life... Sue Ming, that beautiful antolope, slaughtered by an ape warlord for refusing to marry him, I, I didn't know how else to react! All this, was so I can find that warlord and make him pay! His army was powerful, so I tried, to make a greater one! That's why I dispised you, Oogway! YOU ALLOWED THAT APE WARLORD GET AWAY WITH KILLING MY SUE MING! PLEASE! DON'T LET ME GO!"
Spyro, freed from the collar, struggles to get up, and heard everything.
Bao Sa Mao: "I'M SORRY! (CRIES), PLEASE!"
Spyro (turning to Bao's Father) I.. Is this true?
Bao's father, Bao's mother, other elks, and everyone else was just as surprised.
Bao's Father: "Son.... Why didn't you just say so in the first place? Why, I would've been more then happy to bring this warlord to justise. Why didn't you?"
Bao's Mother: "Ahem."
Bao's Father: "Yes, dear?"
Bao's Mother: "What do you think made him do what he did instead of telling us? Because he thought you wouldn't care for him because of your, harsh training methods!"
Bao's father: "Would it make things worse, that, I forgot to destroy the snake warlock's book of dark magic like you asked me to, and instead, put it in the libary, where our son hangs out alot?"
Oogway and Bao's mother stared angrerly at Bao's father.
Bao's Father: "(Nerviously laughs), Well, thoundson year dragon egg on my face."
Mantis: "Oh nice one, ya big horned idiot! You unknowingly created one of the most dangerious threats to our China!"
Bao Sa Mao: "How sad, while I found out you cared, I just had to die finding out that YOU WERE SUCH AN IDIOT?! DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU NOT TO LEAVE A BOOK OF DARK MAGIC IN REACH FOR CHILDREN?!"
Gobbler: "Well, to be fair, you did kinda lost track of what's impourent. I mean, how did avenging your girlfriend went to becoming a madman?"
Bao Sa Mao: "That book can do things to your mind... Being in power, and having a zombie army, didn't help."
Sparx: "Well, it sucks your gonna die anyway, so, have a nice life... I mean, the very few seconds of it."
Everyone: "SPARX!"
Bao Sa Mao: No, he's right. You all had the right to me angry with my father. My desire to avenge Sue Ming has brought ruin to the Chinese Purple Dragon and many countless others during my reign of terror on the Valley and nearly did the same to Spyro and his friends. And now Im ready to pay for my sins in the afterlife and Spyro, (Dubbed as Shifu) I'm.... I'm so sorry.
Spyro: "You can't! You were only dealt a wrong hand, and your father was just a bit of... Well, he wasn't a very good exsample of parenting! Here! (Points out his front leg) Here! Take a good bite! Now, I know you might already accepted your fate, but-"
Bao Sa Mao bites hard on Spyro's front leg!
Spyro: "OW!"
Afer 5 seconds, Bao Sa Mao let's go.
Spyro: "It was only gonna be THAT fast?! And, I'm still, alive?"
Bao Sa Mao: "You didn't actselly think I wanted ALL of your blood, or to kill you, did you? I only wanted a small, generous pint, that's only is good for another dosen years or so. And don't worry, (turns into a normal elk), my parents and fellow elks, undone my powers, so there's very little chance i'm gonna be a threat again... Or show my face at all."
Spyro: "But, why did you killed the purple chinese dragon?"
Bao Sa Mao: "Book's fault. Again, that dark magic can mess with your head, make you do things you don't normally wish to do."
Spyro: Well, I guess there's only one more thing to ask you then.
Bao Sa Mao: And what's that?
Spyro: Would You and your parents like to come and celebrate the autumn Festival Feast with us?
Bao Sa Mao (Dubbed as Humpty Dumpty): Really, after everything I put you and your friends through?
Sparx: "Oh please, he has a girlfriend that did ALOT worse!"
Spyro: "SPARX!"
???: "If I may interupt."
Everyone looks at Soothsayer and Boss Wolf.
Lord Shen: Soothsayer? How the devil did you and Boss wolf get here?
Soothsayer: "I am sad to inform you that everyone's problems are only begining! A turkey revolt has broken out!"
Sparx: Holly Cranberry Sauce!? When did that happened?
Boss Wolf: It happended just now!
Spyro: Well, looks like we got one more mess to deal with. Oh, and Soothsayer when this is over, Tell the Louge that we're still going to go through with the feast.
Soothsayer: Of course.
Shifu: "Change that last part. The feast is terrably under-prepared, and it's too drasticly late to get it properly ready. We will instead re-joined their thanksgiving feast... If they're not too mad at us for not inviting them in the first place."
Spyro: "Shifu, are you sure?"
Master Chao: "Spyro my boy, there will always be another Auttum feast, but next year, i'll make sure the rest of the lougers are made honerary guests this time. I am sorry for not doing so in the first place."
Spyro: "You sure about this?"
Master Chao: "We may be about tridition, but that doesn't mean, we should forget, the impourence of family."
Shifu: "And it was something I already learned, but nearly forgotten, from the winter feast. Po, opened my eyes for that."
Spyro: Then we better tell Kairi about this.
Po: (To Bao Sa Mao and his family): And you guys can come celebrate with us too.
Spyro: Consider this a my way of saying your forgivin.
Bao Sa Mao: Thank you so much, Master Spyro (Hugs Spyro)
Sparx: "Uh, yeah, great and all, but don't we got revolting turkeys to stop?"
Boss Wolf: One more thing before we deal with those turkeys. (Turns to Fing Fung Fong, Dai Song and the Komodos) What do we do with them now?
Fing Fung Fong: "Don't hurt us! Dai's blind!"
Spyro: We'll need someone to go get Kairi from the hall and tell her the change of plans and escort these guys that were dragged into this mess by Bao to prison while we deal with the revolt. What do we do?
Celestia: Luna, Candence, Shining Armor, Twilight, Spike their ponyville friends and I will pick Kairi up and get her back to the temple safely.
Sparx: Now that just leaves Bao's former lackies.
Hiccup: "We'll send them packing to jail real quickly!"

Dragon realms city.

The turkeys retruned, with weapons this time.
Necky: "DEATH TO THANKSGIVING!"
Suddenley they see a familier car coming for them.
Mr. Knife: WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NECKY!!!
Necky: Oh, no, you're not! (Turkeys shoot at car with rocket launcher)
Blooddog: GET OUT OF THE CAR! (Everyone hops out of car as it explodes) (Blooddog lands) OWW! MY BACK!
Necky: GET THOSE MUTTS AND HOGS! (Turkeys gobble as they surround the gang, and beat them up)
Mr. Knife: STAY BACK! (Takes out flamethrower) BACK, YOU SAVAGES!
Necky: (Gasps) FLAMETHROWER! Turkeys! (Turkeys snatch their flamethrowers and smash them to bits) You savage BARBARIANS!! (Turkeys surround the gang) At long last! Vengeance is OURS! Turkeys, rip them to pieces! Then we'll eat them for OUR Thanksgiving!
Roger: (Turkeys jump all over the Piglet Bros) AHHHHRRRGH! GET OFF ME, YOU OVERSIZED CHICKENS!
George: (Turkeys peck George's head) OW, OW, OW, OW!
???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU TURKEYS!
Necky: What the hell?!? (Sees Rainbow Dash and the other fighters) YOU AGAIN?!?
Shifu: What is the meaning of this incessant outrage?!?
Necky: Thanksgiving cost me my FAMILY! Now I shall get revenge!
Sparx: All this because you lost your parents on Thanksgiving?
Necky: Not exsactly, my parents died a few days ago, BUT I STILL BLAME THANKSGIVING?!
Rainbow Dash: (To Spyro's group) Why are you guys here? I thought you guys were celebrating your chinese festival thing.
Spyro: We're here to help with this crazed turkey revolt. We've had to deal with a lot of trouble lately, and had to stop a elk warlock on a blind quest for vengence from being immortal again. Right now, the Dragon Crew are on their way to turn some of his former minons to jail, and Celestia and the ponies are currently escorting Kairi safely back to the Temple. Now, we're gonna help you with this crazed turkey infestation.
Gilda: Well, that's good to hear. We really needed some assistance sooner or later.
Necky: DESTROY THOSE PARTY ANIMALS! We'll find my sister one way or another. (Turkeys charge for gang)
Po: Oh, boy, this is gonna hurt! (Turkeys jump all over the heroes)
Shifu: (Tries fighting off swarming turkeys, but the turkeys overwhelm him)
Tirgess: "MASTER!"
???: "PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, FRIENDS!"
Spyro: "Spongebob?"
The van appears, as the superman theme plays.
Icky appears with a frying pan, and a mallet!
Icky: "BRING IT, YOU GOBBLERS!"
Turkeys charge, but Icky is surprsingly kicking some serious ass!
Icky: "Is that the best you got, Turkey jerkies!?"
Icky slams away another turkey
Icky: "You wouldn't hit the broad side of a farm!"
Alex appears, and smacks away a ton of turkeys!
Boy Sora, Donald and Goofy fights off a dozen Turkeys
Cynder And Riku in their Avatar forms scare some turkeys off.
Gilda was facing off with Blackey.
Blackey: "This time, a roar will not deter me so easily?!"
Trixie appeared!
Trixie: "How's about the trip to the oven then, poultry?"
Trixie uses her magic to slam Blackey into the oven, and sets oven to the setting "Hot as death valley".
A BLOOD CURDLEING GOBBLE IS HEARD!
Neiry: "Blackey has fallen!"
Leady brings out a sniper rhifle.
Leady: "Then he shall be avanged."
Kaa appears and devours Leady whole!
Kaa: "So much for a non-turkey thanksgiving!"
Neiry: "FATHER!"
Necky saves Neiry in time, and away from a second strike from Kaa!
Necky: "Neiry, are you alright?"
Neiry: "This is what I am trying to warn you and father, everyone's being lead to their deaths, LOOK!"
Necky sees the massicure going on!
the Hyenas trap some turkeys into a giant pot of boiling water!
Turkeys are seen being flung everywhere by the 5 and Po!
The penguins do serious soldier tactics on some turkeys!
Lucky Jack slams a dish into a turkey's face!
Turkey: "OWCH!"
The tweedle brothers bounce around turkeys!
Necky: "No....."
Lefou and the villagers chase turkeys around!
Mushu fries a good number of Turkeys!
Mushu: "Now that's what I call a chinese thanksgiving."
Sam and Max karate chop and other moves on advancing turkeys!
Creeper kicks a turkey into the sewers!
Pain and Panic: "IT'S GOOD!"
Djon: "Good one, mister Creeper."
Sandy slams away turkeys!
Turkey: "IT'S TOO MUCH! RETREAT!"
Surviving turkeys retreated!
Neiry: "Necky, what have we done?"
Necky: "Neiry, I should've listened. Your father should've listened. Now everyone is either dead, unconjustus, or ran off."
Blooddog, and the Piglet Bros surround Neiry and Necky.
Mr. Knife: "You were quite a nuisence, boy. But thanks to the misfits, you lost the game, Necky. Now, time to finish we we had started."
Blooddog and the piglet brothers smile, as they ready to smack around Neiry and Necky.
Necky: "It's me you want! Leave Neiry out of this!"
Mr. Knife: "Fair enough. Blooddog, put that thin turkey in a cage!"
Blooddog did just that!
Spongebob: So, what are you going to do this trouble maker behind this revolting madness anyway?
Mr. Knife: "How am I gonna be decent but straight forword about this? (mimics a knife slighting across his throat as he makes a slice sound.)"
Spongebob: "YOUR GONNA KILL HIM?!"
Blooddog: "Dang bird's been nothing but trouble. We're gonna put an end to it."
Suddenly a truck appears.
Farmer Steed, and his family come out. Leekey appears as well!
Leekey: "NECKY!"
Necky: "Leekey!"
Steed: "Knife!"
Knife: "Steed?!"
Donkey: "DONKEY!"
Everyone looks at Donkey.
Donkey: "What?"
Spyro: Who are you?
Mr. Knife: "Uh, Farmer Steed, what brings you and your lovely family here?"
Farmer Steed: Mr. Knife, you have a turkey that doesn't belong to you anymore.
Miss Gaz: We have come to buy Necky and that female turkey with my rich uncle's money.
Mr. Knife: "I'm sad to say, you can't buy Necky, he's trouble, and he'll bring nothing but trouble. Right now he just started a turkey revolusion! If it wasn't for these, asorted misfits, they could've destroyed Thanksgiving! You don't want a dangerious threat around your turkeys and your kids, would you? But we are willing to give up Neiry for a generious price. 5 dollars, 10, 11?"
Icky: Hey, whoa there, coyate john, I may not be a lawyer, but would refusing to sell a poor turkey that did all of this just so he can be reunited with his family be a viloation of the mercanidsing law?
Mr. Knife: "Well, good thing your NOT one, because then you would've also know, that if such product is defetive, like say, a turkey that has the potaintional to cause mayham, like we just went through now, then that's asking for a lawsuit! Also, it's not a volilation if we know Necky is a faulty product, and you can't sell a custamer a bad product! That's bad for business. So, trust me, it's better for everyone, if we, terminate the faulty product."
Farmer Steed: I'd figured you'd say that. Because we got another surprise for you. Honey.
Miss Gaz gives Mr Knife a paper that shows that Knife's Farm is due for a lawsuit.
Mr. Knife: You and your family are suing us?
Miss Gaz: Did I forget to mention that my uncle is also a judge in the Dragon Realm's suprime court of law?
Mr. Knife: "(Laughs), You guys have no idea what your dragging youselfs into, I have the best laywer in all of the dragon realms, Hammy hammerhead."
A hammerhead shark in a suit appears.
Mr. Knife: "Aw good, Hammy, your here. I got some, childish free-spirits trying to sue me."
Hammy Hammerhead: "We'll win this no sweat, we'll use every tactic in the book to win this case! In fact, I think we should counter-sue for everything Mr. Steed owns, house, farm, animals, even marrage lisence and child coustity. Like we did to a Mr. McDonkey."
Mr. Knife: "I look forword to have my 90th wife."
Icky: "Your married 89 times?"
Mr. Knife: "When your rich, you can have quite a heram."
Hammy Hammerhead: "Your lucky you have a great lawyer like a-yours truely sir, not even the fact Miss Gaz's uncle is a judge can prevent the ineditable."
Mr. Knife: "Your fault, Steed. You should've been happy with the thin turkey."
???: That is enough!
Mr. Knife: "Who was that?"
Then The Emperor of China acompined by the Galatic federation have arrived
Mr. Knife: "What the, who the jumping peppers!? What's going on here?!"
The Emperor: I've heard a great deal about what has happend regarding this Turkey Revelution and Young Spyro's First Autumn Festival being ruined.
Mr. Knife: "I don't know what's going on here, but this does not concern you! I am just handling out yet another business cut as usual."
Spongebob: Wait a minute, Spyro's first Autumn Festival is ruined?
Po: "An immortal elk warlock problem. Long story."
Mr. Knife: "Look here, gramps, this is none of your concern! I am just handling another business deal is all! I am not one of your, china dish sellers or junk like that! I am an amarican business owner, and I have rights that protact me, from the affars of outside goverments, monarchys, or other things non-amarican related, and those things aplly to space aliens as well, so don't even think about it, you butt-probeing cattle thiefs!"
The Grand Concil Woman begins to look mad at what Knife had just said.
Blooddog: Uh, Boss. Maybe you shouldn't have done that.
Mr. Knife: "SHUT IT, BLOODDOG!"
Blooddog: "Just saying you might had ticked them off."
Mr. Knife: "I am an amarican, dragon realms protacted cidisin and I have REALLY great connections with a miss Senator Tri-Corn, I have diplomatic ammueity! So I can do what I want, to a bunch of lesser, bird-brained turkeys!"
Familier Voice: Well Mr. Knife, insulting the Federation and mistreating Turkeys into a revlot I see?
Mr. Knife: "Oh no."
Icky: "Oh no."
Kolwalski: "Oh no."
Spongebob: "Oh no."
Koolaid guy: "OH YEAH!"
Iago: "Not a good time, Koolaid guy."
Koolaid guy: "Sorry. (Vanishes)"
Mr. Knife: "Missus Tri-Corn, I am just doing fairly legal business and reminding outside goverments that they have ABSOLUTY no juristicion on me! Let's remember that turkeys are useless, mindless birds, and serve NO greater purpose, other then getting eaten on thanksgiving day, and has been that way, since the first thanksgiving. These turkeys tried to destroy our way of life, and TRASHED your city! So by all means, you, the great and wise, and may I add, beautiful Senator Tri-Corn, wouldn't be foolish enough to actselly side to abunch of terrorest birds, of who I add, are practicly respondsable, for ruining, your city, of which you worked practicly hard, to perfect. And I run a strictly legit, fair, and profitable for both of us business. I am the biggest benufacter in the marketing business and the reason why you stayed in power for so long, Miss Tri-Corn. And besides, you my lady, always had a turkey thanksgiving, so by no means would care for these lesser birds, of who I add again, ruined your town, tried to trash your parade, and who knows how many lifes were threaten by Necky, their leader, who I will promise to kill, and deliver his body personally, on your thanksgiving table."
Mr. Krabs: "WE'RE DOOMED!"
Senitor Tri-Corn: Actually Eugene Krabs. I do believe Mr Knife and his boys here are the ones who are doomed.
Mr. Knife: "WHAT?!"
Po: "What?"
Furious 5: "What?"
Shifu: "What?"
Kaa and Mr. Ping: "WHAT?"
Donkey: "What, who where and why?!"
Nostagila Critic (camio): "(In this video)"

Mr. Knife: "Miss Tri-Corn, (laughs), your kidster you! She's a riot at parties, folks! But seriously, I can bet a fortune that you have my back at this!"
Senitor Tri-Corn: That Turkey storm that caused our Annual Thanksgiving Parade to be interupted came from your farm did they not? And your mistreatment of the Turkeys has caused this revolt to happend so,..... (shows Officer Axle and the Dragon Realms Police force have rounded up the surviving turkeys) Are these abused turkeys yours?
Mr. Knife: "M-m-m-m-m-missus Tri-Corn, by no means, would I ever abused turkeys! Who would told you such an outrageious lie! By all means, in fact, we farm the turkeys are strict but reasonably fair rules. Ain't that right boys?"
Blooddog and the piglet brothers shaked their heads yes.
Turkey: Cut the lying act you jerks! We told Miss Tri-Corn evreything and why we did this revolt. These are the ones who abused us miss, and I got the video of Blooddog and the Piglet Brothers whipping Necky on my Iphone to proove it! (Shows a video of Necky getting whipped by Blooddog and the Piglet Brothers)
Blooddog: "I thought I told you pigs to convidsate all e-lecttronic de-vices!"
Roger Piglet: "Thought we did."
Mr. Knife: "Please, listen to reason, Miss Tri-corn, it's for the good of thnksgiving! It's a matter of symbolisum of our power, as dominate beings, miss senator!"
Blooddog: "And for the sake of everyone that has a turkey thanksgiving! Y'all would be called a tyrant for taking away thier turkey dinner!"
Mr. Knife: "Exactly! Thaksgiving, behind chrismas and hallowween, is a fairly popular holiday, and taking away the turkey would soil a time-honored tridition! And goverment offitcals that mess with tridition, can't get re-elected."
Tri-Corn was silent.
Senator Tri-Corn: "I never thought of that."
Mr. Knife: "You see, Miss Tri-Corn! What fun is thanksgiving, without turkey! And other then hippie veratrains and herbavores, or, predictably, other birds, there is a HUGE majority of sentient animals and other forms of exsitence, that depend, nay, crave for a turkey thanksgiving! For who, other then veg-heads and birds, can resist, the delsiousness of a turkey leg, and the statisfaction, of a turkey thanksgiving! So, be smart about this, and allow us to, approbeately punish, the terrorest known as Necky, and we call all go home, and have an enjoyable thanksgiving..."
Sneator Tri-Corn: "Well......"
Mr. Knife: Yes?
Senator Tri-Corn: I understand Mr. Knife, but first I like you and your four employees to come with us so we can ask you a few questions reguarding why you've made Necky do this and talk about charges for insulting the Federation and the Emperor of China.
Officer Axle and the other cops surround Mr. Knife, Blooddog and the Piglet Brothers.
Mr. Knife: "Miss Tri-corn, what is the meaning of this?!"
Officer Axle: You gotta show some respect for who your talking too and dealing with. (Handcuffing Knife) That's the Galactice Federation and the Emperor of China you've just insulted. Boys, get that turkey out of his cage.
Blooddog makes a run for it with Neiry still imprisoned, gets in the car, and floors it!
Axle: "Aw nuts, we got a runner! (to radio) Calling all cops, be on the look out for a car driven by a crazy farmer bloodhound dog and has taken a female turkey hostage. Interception, capture and arrest are requested!"
Trixie: "I already have a plan!"
Trixie magicly makes oven revive Blackey!
Blackey: "WHA- WHO HUH WHERE?! DID WE WIN?!"
Necky: "Blackey, Blooddog kidnapped Neiry! We must help her!"
Viper: "Uncle Kaa, you need to regurgitate that turkey you ate!"
Kaa: "Ok, but, I don't know how to get sick first."
Icky: "Try to pretend you're on a boat, and got seasick in waves that go up and down, up and down in a sickening matter!"
(Censored vomiting that maybe graphic for the auddience to see).
Icky: "Maybe that worked too well."
Leady: "What happened, where's my daughter?"
Sandy: "We'll explain later, we got a bloodhound to catch."

highway.

Blooddog: "Once I find a secluded and unfindable enough place, I am gonna kill you for a turkey thanksgiving for myslef."
Neiry was crying.
Blooddog: "Oh, don't cry so much, I'll be real quick-like, just like on Necky's momma. (Laughs evily, with occational weezing.)"
Suddenly the car's tires blew out by the needles the cops laid out on the road to stop Blooddog.
Blooddog: "Aw nuts!"
Blooddog grabs Neiry and makes a run for it on foot!
Then we see a police chopper circling and gets a light on Blooddog.
Officer (Radio) Electric Eel, this is Chopper 2349. We got the suspect in sight making a run for it.
Then Blooddog's hope to escape is dashed when he sees many police cars and the turkeys lead by Blackey and Leady intercepting him.
Turkeys: DEATH TO BLOODDOG!!!!! (Battle Cry Gobble)
Blooddog brings out a knife and holds it to Neiry's neck!
Blooddog: "GET BACK, YA VARMITS! OR NEIRY GETS IT!"
Officer Axle: Your gonna get yourself into even bigger trouble if you take that turkey's life! And instead of life in prison, your gonna hang from the prison gallows for it too!
Blooddog: "Make it easier for everyone, let me off the hook, and this turkey won't become a thanksgiving feast!"
Blackey: You don't have the guts to bargen with the law ya bastard!
Blooddog: (getting ready to kill Neiry) Try me!
Officer Axle: Somebody stop him!
???: "GRANDPA!"
Blooddog: "Henry?"
Everyone Else: "Henry?"
The van appears.
Lord Shen appears with a bloodhound puppy.
Lord Shen: "If O may, did Mr. Knife so happen to have this young lad working in one of his turkey farms that so happens to be of sheer impourence?"
Blooddog lets Neiry go and goes over to his grandson hugging him.
Blooddog: Oh Henry, I thought I'd never see you again.
Axle zaps Blooddog into unconjustness.
Icky: "Aw gees, man, couldn't you let them have their moment?"
Axle: "Have you vigleantes forgotten this guy is guilty of mass torture and turkey cruelty?"
Soothsayer: "It's because his heart was lead astray by the malevolent force: Mr. Knife. He has not only ruined the family of turkeys, but those that are his followers or any who challnaged him.He has done the same to the piglet brothers and denied them of seeing their parents again."
Axle: "You're saying this is all that coyote's fault for this?"
Boss Wolf: "The evils of big business, what are ya gonna do?"
Henry: "Is grandpa gonna be alright?"
Icky: "I give it a few hours, and he wakes up woozy from it."
Axle: Alright, then, if this goat speaks the truth, then I guess I can call this mission a success. Mr. Knife, you're under arrest for turkey abuse and murder. You have the right to remain silent, blardy blardy blar against you.
Mr. Knife: Dag nabbit! Well, I guess prison won't be all bad, right?
Axle: Oh, you'd be surprised. We've got nightsticks, which are much worse than whips. I will assure you that you are gonna be beaten so hard, your great great great great great great great grandmother will say 'ouch'.
Mr. Knife: Okay, maybe I spoke too soon. (Gets into police car and the cops drive away)
Necky: I can't thank you guys enough for saving my life.
SpongeBob: Well, don't get your hopes up just yet. You may have to do one thing for us before you live your happy lives at Farmer Steed's farm.
Leekey: Anything!
SpongeBob: I think you should clean up the Thanksgiving Parade after how much damage you and your turkey friends did to it.
Necky: Well, I guess that'll be okay.
Gobble: It's okay for me, too.
Necky: (Gasps) COUSIN!

Chapter 7: The Time To Make Peace and Forgive Has Come[]

hours later.

Blooddog is seen cuffed up, and sitting with the Piglet brothers in a cop van, as the doors closed and left.
Necky sighed.
Necky: "This feels, bitter sweet. The choosers are being punished, but, why isn't it as enjoyable as I hoped?"
Leekey: I guess it's because Blooddog and the Piglets were just as much victims as us. But the greater thing is that Mr. Knife finally got what was coming to him, and we're together again. Plus, all of the turkeys are finally free.
Blackey: But what will the misfits do with us now?
Fluttershy: Why don't we make peace instead of fighting?
Spyro: You're right, Fluttershy. Nobody's gonna cause anymore violent bloodshed today.
Boy Sora: Not on our watch right guys?
Everyone: Right!
Spyro: It's time to make peace and forgive. Spongebob, let's invite these birds to our thanksgiving dinner. No turkey eating involved.
Spongebob: So Mr. Steed. Can we borrow Leecky as a dinner guest?
Mr. Steed: "Why not? I'm a sharing horse."
Trixie: "Hello, Ms Sparkle. The Rainbow one said I will come back to the show soon to get even! And she certainly motivated me by bucking me all the way to the valley of peace, irrguardless of it being in another world! So you better watch thyself!"
Twilight: "You sure Hasbro is gonna bring you back? They said they were in season 2, but it never happened."
Trixie: "Oh, believe me, Miss Sparkle, the fact the rainbow one told me so herself AND assulted me is prove Hasbro wants to do it! You better prepare yourself."
Twilight: "Uh, right. We'll just have to wait and see first. I'm still skectical of them bringing you back AFTER that they said you were gonna come back in season 2."
Icky: "Uh, I hate to interupt Trixie's revnege plan because of a real show's canon that will not effect Trixie's membership and/or our series canon, but will joke on how we bust her out of a bad pickle and/or maybe make an episode about this thing, but we have a thanksgiving to enjoy. Could we put our vengence lust on hold until the ACTUAL day of the episode that Twilight is spectical of?"
Trixie: "Very well, Trixie is generiously benvolent enough to ease off.... For now. But since the lougers aren't canon to the show we're from due to copyright concerns, they won't be around to safe-guard you, Miss Sparkle."
Twilight laughed gently, softly, and un-concernly.
Twilight: "Don't worry guys, I can handle myself."
Icky: "Just in case, here's my card to call us after the maybe episode, and we'll handle Trixie from here."
Iago: "Well, now that we got THAT out of the way, it's off to our feast!"

Epilouge[]

the thanklsgiving table.

Shifu: "This, is perfect."
Po: "And everyone's at the table."
Lord Shen: "I believe it's a tridition we do this, "pray" to thank the devines for a benitful feast."
Spyro: "Alcourse, everyone fold hands, or wings, or, any other kind of appendage one uses to move about."
Sparx: Well, we may have not have gotten our first Autumn Festival Feast but at least we'll still spend the louge's Thanksgiving with Kairi.
Marty: Speaking of her. Where is the princess lady?
Twilight (Coming in with Spike): Ok evreyone she's ready.
Kairi comes in, dress astoning!
Spike: (Jaw drops, and his expression freezes)
Twilight:... Not again.
Icky: "Nice dress, blah-de-blah! Let's eat!"
Spyro: "Pray first, eat later."
Everyone did just that.
Spyro: "Devine ones, we are thankful of this feast apawn us, and that those around us can enjoy it with the rest of us."
Icky: "Now can we eat?"
Spyro: "Ok, we can eat now."
Icky: "FINALLY! Past the fish down here!"
Everyone is heard talking and eat, as the camera shows Spyro's lantern hanging on the celling before it pans out of the sence.
(Spyro): "Like I had said..... It was certainly a thanksgiving, we won't forget anytime soon."

The End