S.S.F.F. (original) (raw)
Wed, Feb. 2nd, 2005, 10:35 pm
On December 28th 2004 at approximately 10:00 AM, the SSFF packed their supplies and drove to warren county, NJ, ending up at a huge Viaduct that needed to be explored. They grabbed their flashlights, knives, and camera, and were off to check it out...
Sun, Jan. 30th, 2005, 10:47 pm
das_bruce: Operation Sex Panther Power Puff
De-Breifing
At Aprox. 9:00 Saterday night, the SSFFs successfully carried out their third operation. The Target was the Toys "r" Us corporate headquarters. There was no actual plan in place when entered the structure, and at the time there was no real reason to go. However, once arriving at the building's dumpsters we found and harvseted aprox. 50 posters rangeing from Scooby Doo to Tupac. Upon aquirring the posters, we headed back to the car and on the way were almost caught by an unknow vehicle. The teaqm then proceeded back to a safe place and held the first official meeting.
Sun, Jan. 30th, 2005, 11:30 pm
das_bruce: (no subject)
SSFF Oath of Honor
I hereby promise to share the contents of this crave case freely with my friends. I promise to run from security guards but not the police. I will do my best to fight authority, destroy/steal property, and take part in dangerous activities. I will think before I act and take responsibility for my actions. I will never leave a team member behind and while they are distracted grab several burgers for myself.
Instructions In Case of Capture
Do not give the names of fellow freedom fighters, instead recite this phrase:
That’s outrageous, I’m not involved with that, I don’t know who is.
SSFF List of Regulations
1. SSFF takes priority over girlfriends
2. Compensation for gas money will be paid to the driver
3. Do not tell non-members of our exploits
4. There is no system of rank, all members are equal
5. Think before you act
6. Do not run from the police (unless the situation calls for it), only security guards
7. No drugs or alcohol on trips
8. If you don’t put in money to buy equipment, then you don’t use it