Starchild Blue's Ethereal Dream (original) (raw)
(no subject) | [Jun. 13th, 2007::08:38 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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~_~The Basics~_~Name? Jasmine KAWAII ^_____________________^Sex? I do not know.Birthday? Should have never occurred.Location? Spreading out over several zipcodes.Height? 5'somethingWeight? 368 poundsHair Color? I have a beard.Eye Color? Beard.~_~Social Life~_~Who is your best friend(s)? What is this 'friend' thing you speak of?Would you rather be alone, hangout with one other person, or in a group? There are other things aside from being alone?What would you consider a typical Friday nite?Jerking off to Ron Jeremy.How often do you go out on the weekend? during the week?Only when I can bring my Ron Jeremy porn with me.~_~Love Life~_~Are you single? I am taken by my hairy goddess Ron Jeremy.If so, do u have a crush? Ron "Do Me Up The Ass" Jeremy.What is his/her name? Ron Jeremy!!!!!!!1How long have you two been together? Years and years and years. Sometimes he gets lost in my rolls of fat. Oops.~_~This or That~_~Night or Day? No one can stand looking at me in broad daylight.Cat or Dog? Something large and smelly.Ugly and Sweet or Hott and Mean? Ugly and mean. I want the best of both worlds.Hot or Cold? I am like a cold shower to anyone who ever wanted to have sex.Tall or Short? My penis is short.Prep of Punk? My penis is a prep.Winter or Summer? My penis is autumnal. Fuck you.McDonalds or Burgerking? OH MY GOD ALL OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LIKE BEING FAT AND EXPANDING THE BOUNDARIES OF MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS. WHEN I SAY MAXIMUS I MEAN MAXIMUS.~_~Other~_~Do you drink? I swallow the bottles when I practice giving them blowjobs.Are you smart? NO.Are you ugly? The ugliest ever.Are you pretty? If you think so you obviously never looked at me.Are you trustworthy? No.~_~Random~_~How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Ron Jeremy.How many pairs of shoes do you have that actually fit?None. Even my feet are fat.What size bra do you wear?No bra sags that low.Have you ever colored your hair?Even that would not help me and my hideous features.What pieces of jewlery do you wear everyday?A cock ring.Do you have a cell phone?Up my ass. Or wedged between rolls of fat.Name three things you "can't live without"Being fatRon Jeremycopious body hairWho do you talk to the most on the phone?Ron JeremyWhat color(s) is your room?HairyDo you have a computer in your room?It is stuck in my fat somewhere. I hired a zebra to go in there and type for me.What time do you usually go to bed? wake up?Fat people never sleep.What's your favorite clothes store?No store makes anything in my size. Perhaps I should look into tarps they put on ships.Do you wear makeup?As I said nothing could ever help my hideous features.Do you paint your nails?I should paint my face. But every time I try to the paint runs away or chips or peels or screams.What size shoe are you?The old woman who lived in a shoe wants to kill me for flattening her house. | |
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Voice Post | [Jun. 13th, 2007::10:36 am]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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VoicePost 291K 1:30 “Apparently my LiveJournal ___ & my email were hacked into by some person. I will not say their name but yes. And disregard the last post, it wasn't mind, but the person trying to be me, which they obviously can't. It's ok, I'm fine about it. I have other things on my mine. I have a math test final today; wish me luck on that & when I come back, I'll do stuff about this. But just to let you know, I'm good. You know, it's not like I'm surprised really because, yeah. But that's the good thing about the internet, you can re-create yourself & other things. So, ok. Bye.”Auto-Transcribed Voice Post - spoken through SpinVox | |
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Voice Post: | [Jun. 13th, 2007::10:32 am]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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VoicePost 414K 2:08 “Hello everyone. I take it up the ass from Ron Jeremy every single night because he's really fat and hairy just like me. I am a slut and that email was something I sent to a friend of mine, or my only friend since 'friend' is a concept that is quite foreign to me. I had to look it up once and was floored at just HOW foreign that concept was to me and my insignificant, tiny, miniscule, disgustingly small mind. IF you could even call it a mind. Furthermore, I ride the short bus. I like the short bus. I pretend to be cute because I really, really am not. I'm worse than a sweaty old horrible man with copious body hair (oh right I talked about Ron Jeremy before sorry) and if you ever see me walking around the streets, like that song says, look away. But for different reasons. The pain of seeing me. Seeing me in my horrid glory. I have eclipsed many a planet due to my overwhelming girth and it does not end here. It never ends until many a herpes-infested whore has been forever trapped in my equally herpes-infested thing that should not, SHOULD NOT ever be used to procreate.If I ever express the desire to procreate, shoot me.”Transcribed by: starchild_dream | |
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(no subject) | [Jun. 13th, 2007::02:54 am]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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Oh god you don't know how good I feel right now. UN...I just realised how much of a blessing Jess was to me, with your parting, she gave me a thicker skin and so MUCH confidence! God I'm doing things now with no alternate thought that I would usually be nervous about, because I was a slut all along, it just took some time to realize. I swear, the old me DIED on that day, and my rebirth was in RADCON! Why do I say that? Shit I felt like doing ANYTHING. I made out with George for fuck's sake. I would have NEVER did that, not without being ashamed of myself afterword. And yanno what? I wasn't goddamned ashamed. I was feeling like I coulda did MORE. I wanted to do more. I wanted to have a no-strings-attached fling. Shit, and I still do want that. I would NEVER think about having anything lesser than a relationship but now I'm just saying 'screw it' and I just want, somewhat of a fuckbuddy now. Someone that I can do stuff with without any of that chain holding me down. Crap, Jen really got me out of it by going on about 'saving for marriage' but that's her. She has Tycho, how many people do you know will find their 'true one and only' within such a short time? I don't want to be a fucking virgin forever. But I will not be a slut, I just want release, damnit. God normally I'd be nervous in openening myself like this, which makes no sense since i open my legs for EVERYONE. And I think George was the fabled 'rebound' that I was waiting for. Christ that was a short time. Now Foster, shit I think I'm very attractive to him. Damnit remember when the third day of Radcon you all were playing that game and I was tickling him and he was wimpering? Damnit I wanted to do so much more, he turned me the hell on. It was like...music to my ears and I never wanted to stop making him do that. Fuck.... Yeah I feel like I don't fucking care anymore over rejection, and it feels so damn good. I LOVE feeling like this. Shit I'm so hyped up right now. I just want to live my life and not wait. I don't wanna wait anymore, I just want to do what I want to do with no worries! I want you to help me with this! You're my only connection to the world outside of Connell, please help me! I am DYING for someone to cling and kiss and fondle and stick my tiny mandick in.. ...yea I won't go on. XD I hope I'm not scaring you with this whole thing. XD And yanno what, it doesn't bother me either way. I'm A SLUT. It feels great! | |
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Here is where I get lost. | [Jun. 9th, 2007::09:33 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ | ||
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[Tags**|love shit] [Current Location** | my roomz, bitches. D:] [Current Mood | head hurty] [Current Music | Brian Regan Loller Special]I feel like posting at ljpersonals.But here's the problem. I have no clue if I'm ready for it. >_>Okay well, I mean, I've been single since November/December...I forget when. I miss the knowledge that I have someone to share intimate feelings with. I miss that feeling of weak-legs whenever I get near a person I love....and other feelings I won't speak about. :XI'm disliking the single life more and more, cuz mostly I am alone more and more. Which is the suck. I'm a naturally loving person too, I enjoy giving my affections to people.It doesn't really help when my RL friends are discussing 'fuck buddies' and getting themselves new girlfriends/boyfriends. And that ONE person who sets others up with other people and yet can't see anyone for me. Yea I get it, you don't wanna.I came to the realizations that IRL, people who can actually see you're a 'fat' person won't even dare to go near you.I'm not fat, I'm full figured. >_>But then, I've always found myself better with those things online. I had a wonderful boyfriend back then, and...I won't really speak of the one who came after that, she doesn't count anymore.It's also hard living in the area I live in, and there's no one around that can even match your preference.I might do it...but I dunno if I should. For some reason it feels weird.My last relationships were actually brought to me, I never was really actively looking. They both came from LJ too, so...yea.Maybe I should do the searching for once. >_>*shoots self* XD I'm so confused.Maybe that says something right there. :P |
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Note to self: | [Jun. 9th, 2007::08:10 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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[**Current Mood** |bored] Buy a thesaurus. If you're determined to go to Radcon this winter, do NOT take money out of your bank account. Ever. Stay away from Paypal. >_> Get back to writing/drawing after school is out. | |
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(no subject) | [Jun. 8th, 2007::08:48 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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[**Current Mood** |annoyed]Dear Internet, Stop labeling my fandom as Emo (or Punk or Goth).Kthxbai. | |
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Damien, the other white meat. | [Jun. 7th, 2007::05:31 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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[Tags**|art things] [Current Mood** | mellow] I'm returning to my old ways of shading...it looks a whole lot better. |
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Dream Log #91 | [Jun. 6th, 2007::10:44 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ | |
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[Tags**|dream log] [Current Location** | in your closet - wearing your shooz.] [Current Mood | tired]Let's hope the daily ritual starts up again...I actually enjoy doing these.This dream took place in that part of town, where it's always lit and the nightlife is booming. I can't find the dream, it's somwhere in there...but with 90 entries, it would be hard. XD So, to recap:I usually have re-occuring dreams in the same area. This area is my RL town at night, where EVERYTHING is pitch black save for the downtown area down the hill (which is lit up with white flourescent-like lights), but instead of it being what it really is, the area is full of nightclubs and resturaunts, sin centeral and a pretty neat place.This dream took place there. I'm finally going inside one of those clubs. This once was a dance club/japanese resturaunt. The walls and floors were white, everyone was wearing gray. I had money! XDI order lots of oddly shaped onigiri, some sweet potato soup, a long strip of sliced steak, and some other thing...I forget. XDThe total was more than I expected, 49 bucks. I had 20. ...well, I THOUGHT I had 20, until I pull out a 200. XD Whoo!I then start forgetting parts of my dinner, including the chopsticks, in which I keep asking how to work them after I fail to pick up my food.A separate part of the dream involves me being stalked by a strange creature. Same town, except it's normal this time. I'm around the post office and there's teenagers (stuck up ones, mind you) going to prom. I hitch a ride with them and they ask me if I wanna go, soon laughing afterwards and saying they were joking. Though, they were annoying and I didn't wanna go anywhere else with them....whatever. XD |
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Dream Log...er...what number are we at now? Oh, #90 | [Jun. 5th, 2007::11:30 pm]Razzle Dazzle ♫♪ |
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[Tags**|dream log]Ah damn it's been so long. There's always a reason if I remember some dreams, sometime's it a sign. I just know it. XDD I haven't been remembering my dreams for a long time and now it's just great that I can.It also means something if I'm pushed by my own consience to take these down. So...yeah, double signs. XD *shoots self* I'm such a weirdo.I have two! From this morning and yesterday!First, one I just remembered now. XD ...so I guess, three.Well, okay I don't really remember this one. But I do recall I was Jaz (my chara), and I was with Gabriel. We were sent underground to do some strange secret-agent like work. Well, there were tunnells everywhere and they all went down. We both rode in one of those mining elevators/coal boxes or whatever it was..I think Gabriel was handcuffed to something. Ah well, but he...he wanted me and shit, and that was just weird. XDThis one has no special qualities in it.The second, from yesterday.I was a student in some strange academy. The class took place in the library, but for some reason we all had to hide...well, some of us. I made myself hide behind the bookshelves, which were strangely light and easy to knock over, as if they were made out of foam. Hah. Well, then we get this news that Daniel Radcliffe is arriving in the room for prom on horseback (Daniel on a horse...WHAT COULD THAT MEAN? *gasp* XD) Okay...he arrives, but in this black and purple tux, and he wants to pose for pictures with people who get in line. Well, for some reason I start heading down the hallways. Now the place is more like a castle made of white marble, and the alternate hallways are steep and sometimes just drop off into darkness. Though, there are rooms down the way. I just keep heading forward, even if I was curious to go down the other halls. Eventually I go down these series of elongated steps to a white marble chapel decorated with colorful plants and flowers. It's in the basement, and the place is ran by elven-like maidens with long hair and bare feet, the lovely plain robes and stuff.Not much on that one, no connection.The one I had last night. This one was freaky. It took place at my own house, during the thunderstorm and its harsh rain. I was outside in the rain cuz I wanted to see the thunder and the clouds. Though, the clouds were very few and the sky was black and shining with stars. Though there was one thing about those clouds, which hung lower than normal clouds. All the neighbors outdoor items were stuck in the clouds, as if they were being carried by them. That didn't look right to me at all, so I call my parents out to see. Though, they didn't believe me. It was then that a giant spaceship - a round one with many lights - came close by. It stayed high up, though it was covering more than my back yard. The lights shone down upon me and the house and it was breathtaking. Eventually, the ship lowered itself, and also made the clouds drop everything, which landed into my backyard in neat piles. I went to get our neighbor, cuz some of the stuff was his. He complained and also had the feeling we stole it. This is much like him IRL. XD *coughdrunkcough* Well, after he gets his half of the stuff he then leaves. My parents are outside now, seemingly in WTF mode about the whole thing. They don't notice the UFO though, and it's now closer to me. It lowers a speaker-like decive so I can hear them and they me, and tell me I can request something. I request that they do something with our shed, which is teeny and shit. It isn't long until there's a stack of wood panels in our bakcyard, a kit to make a wooden shed. I then ask if it could be two stories, and then there's more wood. Don't ask why I asked that, it's a dream. >_> Well, um, after they grant my requests, I want to ask them one more thing but they refuse. I ask why and they tell me 'We already run your life' or something similar to that and leave.I had a few dreams in the past with the same UFO in my backyard, not touching down. Either it means something or not.But then 'We already run your life' could mean my obsession. XD Lawl.I shot myself down. Isn't it grand? XDOh, and note to self:** I usually have re-occuring dreams about my east facing window, and every time I look outside of it, I see outer space and an active space station. You MUST draw that. | |
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