Literary Lovechild (original) (raw)

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I HAVE LOST ALL MY HARRY POTTER FICS.

That is all.

Unless you happen to have them. Then, you know, let me know.

Also, just for the record, I don't come here anymore. I'm at Tumblr! I'm lissadiane over there. If anyone's still around here. I don't even know.

Anyway. That's all.

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a little lost

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November 9th, 2011

1. On Wednesday, I killed my car battery and then the bank turned me down for a credit card because I don't make enough money to pay my bills.

2. On Saturday I blew up my car and called a tow truck.

3. On Monday they finally got around to towing me.

4. On tuesday they were too busy to look at my car and I got stuck in a sixx hour town council mEeting.

5. On wednesday I got in a fight with my boss and my friend/co-worker threw me under a metaphorical bus.

6. I'm doing three and a half people's jobs at work.

7.My car is unfixable.

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MikeyHamster

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November 6th, 2011

Things are so rough right now.

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MikeyHamster

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October 20th, 2011

I have officially signed up for NaNoWriMo!

The problem is, I wanted to turn a short story (the one I posted a few months ago about William and the boy with wings in the alley) into a novel but I don't think that's allowed. But that is the story in my head! What do I do?! It was going to be awesome.

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MikeyHamster

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August 20th, 2011

Holy crap. It'd 5am, I can't sleep, and so I decided to come write in here and then wondered what I was doing 10 years ago. I checked my archives and realized this journal was only 9.5 years old so I read a few weeks from 9 years ago...

I should have beeen medicated.a long time ago. Kinda appalled.

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MikeyHamster

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August 14th, 2011

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix came on tv and I was watching with my mother, who has not seen any movie since the first one nor read any books. She was understandably confused, and I had to narrate and catch her up every few moments.

That is when the following conversation happened:

Mom: Who's that?
Me: That's Draco Malfoy. He--
Mom: Oh. He's the gay one!
Me:... Uhm...
Mom: He's got a crush on Harry Potter. I listen when you talk!

I worry that I've somehow corrupted my mother's innocent view of the world and a series of children's books. Somehow.

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MikeyHamster

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June 19th, 2011

My LJ is like 12 years old or something now. That's crazy. I realized at my high school reunion that I'd started it in high school, and I graduated ten years ago. I'm a little scandalized. Time goes fast.

So, I went to my reunion last weekend and I had an awesome time. I drank a little too much because a guy I used to like offered me a drink. And it was peer pressure, or something. And I caught up with a lot of people I hadn't seen since graduation. And it was actually nice. And two guys I spent all of high school madly in love with actually remembered my name. Win.

In other news, I had my three month job-iversary, yay! I get a raise, yay!

Also, Aiden's turning four very soon.

Time goes so, so fast.

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MikeyHamster

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June 5th, 2011

Son of a bitch. I was fully comfortable with not going to my reunion and now I have to. And I don't know what to wear and no one I like is going to be there.

This is a bad idea.

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MikeyHamster

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May 29th, 2011

I know that I missed out on dating and all those awkward things young people do because I was too scared and fucked up and hated myself too much... But I didn't know I'd missed having my own family too until my best friend told me yesterday.

I feel kind of sick. I was scared this would be forever and now apparently it is. I don't know what the point in getting up every morning is when you're alone all the time.

I was looking at my yearbook last night because I've been covering grads for the newspaper's special section and my reunion is in two weeks and I don't know if I want to go.

I'm so filled with regrets right now, I just want to cry.

I can't though. I'm at work.

Informal poll: Going to the reunion as a chronically, perpetually single woman doomed to live alone forever and ever amen will elicit jealousy from the multitudes of married and/or happily committed people I graduated with, or will elicit pity and/or mockery?

Why do I feel like I'm the only one who never grew up?

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MikeyHamster

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April 30th, 2011

Dear writers/people who've read my stuff:

What does "show, don't tell" even mean? Do I have a problem with that? What parts of writing do I suck at? Which parts don't I suck at? What can I do to get better?

Thank you.

PS my story about valkyries and what happens when you sell your firstborn and then back out of the deal and an epic love between a prince and the boy who loathes him retelling of the Orpheus myth is 62000 words. Hurray!

PS uh, bloodplay-ish scene with wings and terror and desperate sex is a goood if accidental addiction to my novel, yes or no. Huh