Sailor Mamushi... (original) (raw)

Characters:
Kaidoh - Moon
Ryoma - ChibiMoon
Kiku - Mercury
Oishi - Mars
Kawa - Jupiter
Momo - Venus
Kamio - Pluto
Shinji - Saturn
Tezuka - Uranus
Fuji - Neptune
Inui - Tuxedo Mask

Alarm clock rings. Hand reaches out for the clock from under covers. Brother(Hazue) appears in door calling for Kaidoh to wake up. Sudden look of brother's shocked face. Back of Kaidoh's head in foreground. Then close in on Kaidoh with Sailor Moon hairstyle under bandana. Brother laughing in the background. Then picture of house with wail of horror on the house and words 'SailorMamushi'.

Grumpy Viper waiting at bus stop. Luna approaches tentatively. "Excuse..." Kaidoh turns and hisses. Luna 'eeps' and runs away. Kaidoh's forlorn expression as he watches the cat disappear. Bus pulls up. Kaidoh gets up, nods at bus driver then stops with a shocked look on his face. Picture of all the Seigaku in their respective sailorgirl fukus with different expressions.

Kaidoh stomps past blushing at Momo and Ryoma's snickering and sits right at the back. Stares at his loosely clasped hands, still scowling.

Next panel, Inui sitting next to Kaidoh and says, "Kaidoh.." Kaidoh starts and turns to him, "Inui sempai.." Then notices that Inui is in shirt and pants and hisses in half surprise and annoyance. "Why're you in shirt and pants?!" Inui turns and starts jotting feverishly in notebook, ignoring Kaidoh, "Ii data..." Kaidoh sweatdrops.

At school, Kaidoh, still glowering, sitting in class and blushing while staring out of the window. Momo still snickering behind him with Kiku, while Kawa tries to shush them. Then a conversation between several nameless students is heard.

"Strange things have been happening in school." "Yeah! A strange face has been appearing on all our objects."

Then suddenly, someone runs in screaming, "OMIGOD! My water bottle!!" Kaidoh turns to look and sees Ryoma's face all over the bottle. Kaidoh twitches. Kawa gasps, "Demonic activity!! We should investigate, Kaidoh!" Kaidoh hisses in annoyance, still distraught of his clothes and hair.

Kaidoh walks on the road ont he way home, and notices a few students with items baring Ryoma's face on them. Kaidoh twitches. More students pass with Ryoma's face on their items, Kaidoh twitches more. Walks faster. An entire mob of people with Ryoma items pass. Kaidoh twitches more and sprints home.

Door opens with a 'bang' into Kaidoh's room. Ryoma is on the floor napping, cap over his face. The entire floor is littered with cans. Kaidoh starts, "Why is your face.." then stops. Close up on floor at the piles of cans. Piles of cans on the dresser. Piles of cans on the shelves. Then big finish, BIG Ponta machine in the centre of the room.

Kaidoh's expression is flabbergasted. "Wha...?" Then suddenly, other Sailors appear behind him and siddle past to get into his room. "Wha... What are you all doing here?!" Momo clearing a space on the bed and lying down, "You're Sailor Mamushi," Momo grins. "Therefore we use your house." Kaidoh hisses and glares at Momo. Exchange glares. Crackling tension in foreground.

Kawa in the background sheepishly rubbing his head. "Erm... Demonic activity?" Everyone in various positions around the room tidy it up, but Ponta machine still stays in centre of the room.

Kaidoh glares at the machine and twitches while Kiku speaks, "So.. It's not ochibi doing it?" Ryoma shakes his head and everyone thinks. "So.." Kawa says, "Are we sure it's a demon? It seems pretty harmless so far.." Kaidoh stares at everyone and sweatdrops. Kawa, "Uhh... So what do we do about it?"

Scene changes to show a bag lying in the middle of an open field. Completely plain-shaped bag. Words and arrow pointing to it saying 'Obvious Trap!!'

Sailors are lurking in the bushes nearby. Momo standing up while everyone half stooped over. "Ano.. Are you sure this is going to work? It is pretty obvious.." He is sudden;y dragged won by Kiku who shushes him.

Slight figure appears by the bag. Hand reaches out - a glow - Ryoma's face begins to appear on the bag. Kiku bounces out, "Wah! We have caught you!" Kawa, "Ah, gomen, Demon-san." Kaidoh slinks out after, while Momo and Ryoma follow.

Sakuno stops, stares and then eyes fill with tears as she chokes out, "Demon..? Demon..??" Starts to blubber and Momo gasps. "DEMON ATTACK!!" Cue dangerous sequence. All dodge the tear attack. They counter, successfully, then attempt to attack her with attacks of love, kindness, fluffiness etc etc. All not successful. She absorbs and becomes even more powerful.

(Insert action sequence)

Then when it all seems hopeless, a rose thuds to the ground in front of a kneeling Kaidoh, who has a 'huh?' expression on his face, then a sweatdrop as a trickle of blood appears on his knee where the rose whizzed by it. Oishi suddenly appears and starts fussing over him with a bandaid.

A cough. Everyone turns to see Inui standing on the school's rooftop as Tuxedo Mask(full page pic). Kiku nudges Oishi and whispers, "Is he going to jump down from there?"

Inui straightens, pushes his glasses up and stares down. "The probability of me surviving a jump from this height is... *pause*... 0.02%. Chotto, I will take the stairs." He disappears from the roof and starts walking down while everyone sweatdrops. Inui challenges Sakuno, but she seems invunerable.

(Insert fight again)

Everyone's tired and panting, with cuts and bruises etcm while Sakuno is glomping a disgruntled Ryoma. Kawa, "So what do we do?" Nothing sems to work. Kaidoh glowers, stalks over with a pose to unleash the ultimate attack. Turn page over, he hisses. Sakuno 'eeps' at the scary sight and suddenly disappears, DEFEATED.

Everyone turns to Viper with new-found respect. "So that's why you're Sailor Mamushi!"

Last scene of Mamushi hissing in annoyance.

(THE END... FOR NOW.. )

o_o t3h long to type out..