SugaryLime the Mary Sue Assassin (original) (raw)

Parody Sue: Eleventh Installment.	[29 Dec 2004 @ 09:16am]
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Yay, more smut.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Previous Instalments can be found here.( Part Fifteen.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Tenth Instalment.	[29 Dec 2004 @ 09:14am]
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Yay, more smut.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Previous Instalments can be found here.( Part Fourteen.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Ninth Instalment.	[29 Dec 2004 @ 09:11am]
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Yay, more smut.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Previous Instalments can be found here.( Part Thirteen.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Eighth Instalment.	[29 Dec 2004 @ 09:10am]
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Yay, more smut.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Previous Instalments can be found here.( Part Twelve.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Fifth Installment.	[11 Jan 2004 @ 10:53pm]
Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Fuck all, really.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Parts 1 and 2.Parts 3 and 4.Parts 5 and 6.Part 7.( Part 8.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Fourth Installment.	[11 Jan 2004 @ 10:49pm]
Still moving the fic. I'll put new parts up soon.Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Yay, more smut.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: You know, I’m not really this pervy in real life. Oh, who am I kidding? This is a Mary Sue, which means it’s an exact representation of what I really am. Perfectly sexy and gorgeous. Yeah.Parts 1 and 2.Parts 3 and 4.Parts 5 and 6.( Part 7.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Third Installment.	[11 Jan 2004 @ 10:45pm]
Moving.Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: Aragolas. That is all.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. ( Parts 5 and 6.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: Second Installment.	[11 Jan 2004 @ 10:42pm]
Once again, this is not a new part. I'm just moving it to this journal.Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: The Council of Elrond and some other stuff.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. ( Parts 3 and 4.Collapse )
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Parody Sue: First Installment.	[09 Jan 2004 @ 09:34am]
No, you're not seeing double. I moved this from my LJ to my MST LJ. So, for those of you who have already read it and commented, thank you. I will be moving the rest of it here soon.Title: Every (Fan)Girl's DreamAuthor: seethingheathenFeedback: Please.Pairing: Everyone/AnyoneRating: Overall: NC-17.Disclaimers: Not true. . .blah, blah, blah. Tolkien's characters are his own, I just get them dirty.Summary: A girl gets transported to Middle Earth. Yep.Archive: Gay Shagging Cats.A/N: Blatant Mary Sue. Horribly written. The only reasons the het seks isn't disgusting are: 1) I'm the OFC. 2) It's humour. A/N 2: My apologies to Belinda for making mention of her fic. It's just that it's one of my absolute favourite Aragolas fics in the entire world. I love it. I've read it more times than I can say without embarrassing myself.( Parts 1 and 2.Collapse )
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Well.	[09 Jan 2004 @ 09:10am]
[ **mood** : busy ] For my convenience, I turned this into a community. Now I can post to it without having to log out and back in. That also meant I had to delete the entries I had here. I am going to repost them soon.I'm going to be moving the Parody Sue I'm writing to this LJ as well, and finishing up some other things. Cheers!
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