Impossible Things (original) (raw)

Firstly, welcome, you deranged little psychopaths. If you're here by invite, it's likely that you're well known to us as breakers of moral law, and are considered very valuable. <3 If you were not invited by us first off, don't feel bad :)

Please read the rules if you have not yet done so. They are very important and will help the community run smoothly. (They will cut down on questions that everyone will be able to answer themselves provided that they read said rules.)

This community, due to the nature of the content, will be closely screened. (Don't let that intimidate you!) We're nice people, but we're also picky to an extent. We don't tolerate spam, and we don't like stupid people -- to put it mildly, we'd like members of the community with something good to say. Please feel free to contribute any little bits and pieces, even if it seems vague or not-entirely-developed--that's what community discussions are for, after all. We like to help flesh out ideas. So speculate away. :)

Finally, please play nice. We like to invite aggressive debate, but there is a definite line between intellectual discussion and vicious wankery. (And guess which one is not allowed in this forum? :D) Do not test it. Flaming, above breaking any other rule, is subject to immediate banning without warning, depending on the severity of the offense. The mods, bloodwire and emudii, will handle all claims to abusive comments/posts, but please, please don't let it come to that. We rather like thinking of you all as

aristocratic sociopaths mature, capable people. ^^V