"I am such a slut" (original) (raw)
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If I had the time or the energy I would take some racy pics of my self and spread them on this place like supper chunky peanut butter. But ahhhhh I am lazy and unmotivated and would rather sit here and make a lame attempt at writing erotica.
Name: Sarah
Age: 20
Territory: soon to be land of Mormon.
I am not amazing, but I get by.
I love to throw things out my car window when I’m going 80mph. Bags of chips are my favorite, after that it would have to be tin foil. When I get sick of that I usually sit down and read some Dostoevsky or Sigmund Freud.
Distasteful joke: what’s the similarity between celery and pubic hair? They’re both stringy and get caught in your teeth. (Note: don’t tell this joke, especially not when giving head.)
Favorite movie: highlight of the ice nymphs.
I am a bitch with STDs
And I am way to lazy for all that other shit, you can kick my ass out of here if you want.
That’s all.
DO IT DO IT DO IT IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND YOU WILL DO IT
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=lemagnifique oohh..yeah that's some badass shit right up there ^
So... even though this place looks dead ... enjoy-- here's my Name: >Age: pretty young >Territory: stroudsburg, PA >What makes you so…