May The Farce Be With You (original) (raw)

28 February 2009 @ 12:43 pm

Hey!

So, my friends, your mod has been thinking today (never a good thing) and there is a small addition to the profile- a new link: How to recognise the germ

The

~~justification~~

reason for this? We're not only trying to increase the production of flames (and of CO2 ). The most glorious of purposes (and resulting from my most naive views, I know) is to make some *coughs* writers *coughs* learn. The best way is by example, right?
So, here you have the site with intentionally written bad fics from many fandoms, including SW, with notes saying exactly what point in the certain fanfic is bad.

And I strongly suggest you go see Interview with Mary Sue- it's funny, it gives insight why so many authors tend to create the little devils, and it might help avoiding it.

Have fun!

Yenneffer

Sparring in: Gdańsk

Sparring while: weird weird

Sparring to: Decode- Paramore

26 February 2009 @ 07:17 pm

Crime: There's A Silver Lining To Every Solo. (Hint: they're hard, shiny and are used to buy things in Republic space.)
Criminal: jeanwolverine52895
Scene of the crime: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4314576/1/Theres\_a\_Silver\_Lining\_on\_every\_Solo
Victim: Han Solo, Leia Organa, Jaina Solo, Jacen Solo, Anakin Solo, Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, Mon Mothma -- basically, the entire cast of the EU. I swear.
Evidence: Han finds out he has a daughter unfortunately he takes after her and she is a jedi training drop out and a rebel it seems shes changed from when shes been in school. when Jania's bf is the man who betrayed her husban she well just read

And that, my darlings, is the summary of this vile thing. You want to read more? You SURE?

( Hey, don't say I didn't warn you.Collapse )

Sparring in: London, England

Sparring while: bored bored

Sparring to: fall out boy

25 February 2009 @ 08:56 pm

Crime: Path of Love
Criminal: Anduli_Vader
Scene of the crime: http://boards.theforce.net/the\_saga/b10476/29815986/p1/?0
Victim: Dark One in the mask, a.k.a. Darth Vader
Evidence:

( Take fire extinguisher with you when you enter the comm. Sincerely, the crew Collapse )

Sparring while: cold cold

Sparring to: Skin- Machinea Supremacy

25 February 2009 @ 08:34 pm

Crime: Where Does Love Go? Oh, I know! It goes away. Far, FAR away. From you, that is.
Criminal: The Real Jaina Solo. Call the cops, Jaina, someone's masquerading as you!
Scene of the crime: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4848572/1/Where\_Does\_Love\_Gor

Sparring in: London, England

Sparring while: blank

25 February 2009 @ 08:06 pm

x-posted over at marysues Crime: Loveless? Yes, I'm serious. That's really what it's called.

Loveless?

With the question mark.
Criminal: Katie Ladmoore
Scene of the crime: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4826878/1/Lovelessr
Victim: Oh, I don't know, what about the entire PREQUEL TRILOGY?
Evidence: Chapter-by-chapter rant below.

( Warning: severe Sue alert.Collapse )

Sparring in: London, England

Sparring while: blah blah

Sparring to: Shake It - Metro Station