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I cannot believe this community only has three members! And only two of which really know the seedy underside that is the Vatican Guard fascination.

I am saddened! Yea, saddened. So to lessen the pain, I demand every member of this community caption this picture. I decree it. By order of the pope. I'll go first. Ahem...

"The closest he ever got to being laid."

I'm going to hell.

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With this in mind, is it time for the SG to expand its role?

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This story never fails to make me cackle each time I search online for Swiss Guard porn pictures and it pops up. In case you're…

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Joy of joys! Another Swiss Guard fancier! He loves them so much, he bought the outfit. Well, probably made it himself.