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giving oral sex sounds pretty damn good right now

i had this friend once who made me call her Mistress Chocolate...she lived up on Meridian in those apartments behind the post office.

Anyhow, she invited me over once and told me to strip. So I did. And then I asked her what for, and she responded with "Shut your white ass up! You speak when spoken too."

So I was like "Uhhhhhhhhhhh. K."

And then she took me upstairs and introduced me to her friend, who was thin and white and blonde which was, well, pretty much exactly the opposite of Mistress Chocolate.

Well, as it turned out, her friend, Kim I think her name was, but I had to call her Mistress Kunt, her husband was in the military

So I thought, "Oh okay. She isn't getting any, so Mistress Chocolate thought she would import some white chocolate from Tacoma for this poor lass.

But alas, I was wrong. It turned out that her military bound husband really sucked at going down on her. Refused to do it in fact.

Lame.

So I went down on her. And on Mistress Chocolate. Twas kind of like eating chicken and hamburger in the same meal: good at the time, but doesn't sit on your stomach well during the drive home.

This was a factual occurance, as related to a friend this evening at work. The actual events took place approximately one year ago. The names, well they were changed to begin with. So. Ya.

Better get back to work.