Tegaki E (original) (raw)
My neck is so huge I can't turn my head.
Hello again, everyone. I'd like you all to meet Abnegation (formerly Rishaga-chan). I had the pleasure of stumbling upon her art during my short stint in the Onceuponatime group I wrote about earlier. While her early art is gone and I can no longer show any comparison (she frequently deletes her entire gallery only to fill it with similar stuff all over again), I can assure you that really... she's one of the few artists I've found who actually seems to get WORSE as time goes by.
At least she keeps her themes in her entries consistent though! As you can see by this old character app for Onceuponatime, her characters have always suffered from a form of scoliosis, and I've noticed a rather disturbing amount of chronic nosebleeds, bloodshot eyes, and characters coughing up blood. It must be something in the water. Also, many of her subjects seem to have atrophied arms. Actually, holy crap, all of that anatomy blows.
I mean, look at that old character application. Back in the day... her people still looked like PEOPLE. Now I just see so many tree-trunk necks and WONKY anatomy that I can barely even register her characters as being human, or humanoid, in the first place. I can't even read any emotion in any of her pieces. It's just... a boring gallery. There is no real colour, which is a shame because when she DOES colour stuff, her work shows SO MUCH MORE POTENTIAL. That is... if she could get past that awful anatomy first.
In a way, I feel that I can attribute some of this to her being inspired by Liberae, since I've noticed a bigger change in Abnegation's art once Liberae became more popular and there's a similar vibe. While Liberae's style has never been my cup of tea, I can at least recognize that she has some sort of base that she's worked up from. I can still recognize that her people are meant to be people. Abnegation, however, can't seem to wrap her head around the fact that you need to learn the basics before you can really start to bend the rules a bit.
I dunno... all of this might feel nitpicky, but it's just that I feel as though her art could be so much better if she REALLY applied herself. <8C
October 25th, 2010
Second post on BG/Kady. This time, she decided to start some dramu dealing with the group Lakewood. Now for those unfamiliar with the group, it has pretty solid activity through a network of fake facebook accounts that players have created. Kady's LW character is Adele Hyde. She recently made an OOC post which has since descended into her leaving the group. While yes, her intentions had always been Adele's desu dramatic death and leaving the group, the drama that erupted out of said facebook post rather rushed her into not even RPing it out. She proceeded to make a public apology that did not go quite as planned. She proceeded to baaawwwwlete it, as she does with any and all drama (such as another FB post that went uncapped, to my knowledge) after this douchebag made a post.
tl;dr deleting shit does not make you magically not a self centered bitch.
edit: MY BAD here is the other FB post. That's right kids, grabs for attention/pity and ignoring the rules of a group is a great idea. Make sure to play it off with 4chan jokes to make sure everyone knows wat a bro you are and that it doesn't matter to you! TEEHEE B(
IT'S NOT PORN BECAUSE I SAY SO
October 15th, 2010
Well, I know I've already posted an entry on Foolishdemon, but this... THIS was just too good to pass up. It's been very rare that FD's been called out on the crap she posts (since most of her porn RP posts in the past have been in groups organized by her friends), but the moment she decided to upload some Pokemon gijinka 'erotica' in a Pokemon RP... yeeeeah, the mods obviously weren't too pleased.
Of course, we all know that it isn't porn unless the almighty FD says so. Geez. Y'all gotta stop being such pussies over this stuff.
...
And c'mon, I HAD to bug her after all of this FD retardedness I've been watching for a year.
Also, just in case something happens to that entry, I have saved it all for all your viewing pleasure. 8>
Erotic Pokemon boob licking
how many ways can you say 'do not want'?
I like to be a dick, ok.
October 12th, 2010
This is centuries.
Let's take a look at her OC's.
These two are 25-years-olds. What. The. Fuck.
This guy used to be like this. So, why the change? Apparently this is the answer. Congrats, centuries. You just made your OC worse than he already was. Oh, and not to mention... What art improvment?
It's funny she says this.
WTF is this? Oh, those are Pokemon.
October 8th, 2010
Let's play a nice little game of Cognitive Whiplash, shall we?
AstouuaAAGH saggy butt farting feathers.
Actually, that last guy is an interesting case. Just some kid, right? Probably fresh out of junior high, cuttin' his teeth on some art blog. Hell no, he's a college graduate. SHIT, son.
He roleplays, too. Of course. In a way that's rather distinctive. At least, it seems to be; maybe this happens all the time and I haven't come across it yet. Anyway, thanks for those chat commands, there, skippy. It really added a sense of realism. Totally sucked me into the story. No, really.
Is this something that people do a lot? 'Cause... I get that there's no rule about this sort of thing, but holy shit, what's the point? If you're going to go the route of drawing out your actions, it'd be a hell of a lot more interesting to see him carrying the bags or what the fuck, you know? Or at least stop being so god damned redundant.
Seriously, quit it.
Oh, here. Have a severe case of LEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFT...
October 6th, 2010
I'm back again, TEsnark. You guys should post more! I want to see some action when I get home and open this comm up. :) Alas, I digress.
The Tegakian I'm introducing you to goes by the username Slave.
The concept of hands eludes her, forcing her to assume that people have oven mitts with Legos-like fingers attached to their wrists.
She also has a very terrible habit of giving people bizarrely gigantic heads, as well as misplaced ab muscles that resemble eggsacks.
She strives for original designs, but they usually come out as so stupid or ugly that no one in their right mind would ever think to steal them. I mean, really. What kind of uncreative idiot would steal shit like this?
She might learn one day that armless men don't grow vaginas on their stumps, collar bones aren't handlebars for bikes and scaly beings logically wouldn't grow hair.
October 3rd, 2010
Say hello to Puppet-Dementia.
This apparently super-depressed young man has pages upon pages of "art" that looks like it could have been made by a five-year-old.
I mean seriously? Most of it is just a pile of unfinished scribbles including nothing but gray lines. Any time he does 'outline' something, -- or even more rare than that, COLOR -- it is quickly overwhelmed by these seemingly endless fountains of entries that look like the infant's imaginary friends from that older Cartoon Network show, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. I swear, he has the most entries I've seen on Tegaki E yet.
And have you ever seen someone whine more about their art? Whine... whine... whine, whine, whine whine whine WHINE WHINE WHINE!! Look man, if you're so unhappy with the way you art, then either fix it, or stop filling everyone's lives with it.
Better yet, THAT HANDWRITING. How does anyone read it?
Want to get a better look? Well you can find him overloading even LCC at any time of the day.
And those are only a few examples.
October 3rd, 2010
Greetings once again, snarkers! I bring you all yet another gem once thought lost in the depths of Tegaki.
Story time, children. Gather around now. Does everyone have their favorite pillow? Good.
Once upon a time, a user by the name of WretchedZombie had a fairly novel idea: Why not create a fairy tale-based RP group? Now to my knowledge, nothing of the sort had been made previously, and, if it had, never lasted long at all. So, WZ set out to make her vision come true and, lo and behold, Onceuponatime was born.
( WHOA, THAT'S A LOT OF TEXTCollapse )
October 3rd, 2010
Good evening and welcome to our sickfuck edition of tegsnark! I'll be your host tonight, bringing you into the disturbed mind of Red Robin.
Now before getting into TegRP, she seemed to spend most of her time drawing out of character superhero slash. But haven't we all bastardized one fandom or another in our tender youth? It's when she starts joining RPs that it we have a problem (ALWAYS with brothers, usually twins.) At least she is honest, mentioning in multiple entries how she is in it for the twincest. Unfortunately she has bawwwleted her two BEST apps for the high school RP group Lakewood after causing multiple bouts of dramu.
However, from entries still left, we get a good idea of WHY she deleted the entries. Here we have her character Marcus entering an RP as a teacher for detention. His method of punishment for students does not go unquestioned. One deleted entry which produced a long chain of drama in the group included this same character proceeding to attempt to rape a student, but getting caught before the rape occurred. Robin, less than pleased that such actions would be met with actual consequences since the RP was not a sexual fantasy outlet for the rest of the players, retired this character via his running away to mexico instead of going to jail. But he comes back and lives in a trailer with a gimp and they have a lot of kinky sex or something. Most of the entries seem to have been deleted by the mods of tegaki for breaking the TOS. Despite deleting his app, her other character for this group has some quality entries still kicking around.
Luckily one of the bawwwleeted entries was saved and here for your viewing pleasure. Now I'm all for exploring some twisted things with your characters, but on a site which drawing pubic hair can get an entry deleted, I have to say this is beyond inappropriate. Not to mention the callous way in which she handled comments on this entry, as well as private communication attempting to reason just why people might be offended by this sort of thing. Then proceeded to blog about it. Boohoo no one wants to hear your sob story you sick fuck.
Even her thirteen year old brother realizes she is not worth listening to.
October 3rd, 2010
Hey, snarkers. I'd like to introduce you to BillionGauge.
She's a 17-year-old lesbian who... for some reason, draws an enormous amount of 'men'.
I say 'men' because... let's face it. These aren't men.
One might ask, "Maybe she has a surplus of transvestites, or transsexuals, or maybe she likes androgynous men!"
And I will reply, No.
No matter what way you cut them, it's very obvious that she's too fucking lazy to learn that a woman without tits =/= a man.
She seems unable to realize how facial anatomy works, how ears are constructed and the silly concept of skeletal structure.
Women are just as hard for her to draw, as their breasts come across as hardened rocks.
She also throws shitfits if you say, "Hey. All your 'men' look like the same puffy-lipped broad-nosed woman."
(Original critique given to here here on her formspring.)
"Critique" in BillionGaugenese must be "Ignore what everyone says: Draw men, not women."
Maybe some day she will learn of a funny thing called sexual dysmorphism.