teloian_complex - Profile (original) (raw)

on 6 May 2006 (#10182727)

The Official Teloian Complex Community

Do you believe you are perfectly normal yet are made fun of constantly?
Do you ask random people if you can borrow their pituitary gland?
When confronted with members of the opposite gender, do you ask them not to beat you with sticks?

If you answered "yes" to any of these, you might be suffering from the Teloian Complex. We can help you!

With our innovative plan to make computers and calculators less divine in our eyes, which includes consecutive 6-hour sessions of Devo, we can help you overcome your urges to make out with random electronic devices, including toasters.

Remember, There Is Power In Pride!!!

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