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More suckitude [Feb. 2nd, 2009|01:08 pm]Temporary workers Megahell
[Tags**|asssholes, drugs, graniteville] [Current Location** hospital] [mood annoyedannoyed] [music Nine Inch Nails Hey piggy]For a long time it was pretty lucrative to work the Graniteville chlorine spill cleanup but the work conditions were godawful. There were several different temp agencies that were sending people there. There was very little parking available, so my particular temp agency would have people park at Westside High School in Augusta, GA and they'd take us on the bus to Graniteville.There was a lot of ruckus on the bus, and a lot of drug use. A guy locked himself in the bathroom on the bus pretty often and smoked crack.They had such high turnover they didn't drug test anybody.Most of my co-workers were verbally abusive and prone to threaten violence. The plant itself treated us like scum, we were absolutely forbidden to step into the breakroom or use the shitter in the building, they had portapotties outside. Oftentimes people would fuck in them, I know this, on two different occasions I went to take a piss (they were so nasty I would hold in my shit until I got home) and walked in on two motherfuckers going at it. The work itself was worthless and they were wasting money. It was a lot of sitting around, everytime we'd move to a new area we'd spent just hours watching people set up plastic sheeting and makeshift cooling tubes. Then we'd be given buckets of acidy liquid to wipe down the areas with, and water, and scouring pads. The bosses were really treating us like shit and getting us to do extra, apparently the train wreck also caused 20+ years of grime and grease to build up somehow.They'd feed us lunch in a tent set up on the grounds, they'd bring us a bag lunch. The assholes would always destroy the folding chairs in the tent and fight over the remainder of the chairs.I did not know this my first week and nearly got the shit beaten out of me because I found a chair to sit in. I either had to sit on boxes or just sit on the ground. We had to wear these spacesuits and harnesses and they were impossible to take off so I'd eat lunch in mine even though it stunk and that made sitting down and getting up awkward. They'd line us up military style, tallest to shortest before work, and after lunch, and the guy behind me always kept trying to feel me up.It (the cleanup and all that money) ultimately shut down around May 2006, permanently affecting the drug economy of the CSRA. Oh fucking well.
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Not worth it [Aug. 31st, 2006|04:11 pm]Temporary workers Megahell
I tried to squeeze in an extra day of work, I called the temp agency. I was dispatched to pass out some promotional items at some wrestling match at a crappy arena. The guy said he wanted us all to look uniform, so we should wear white t-shirts.I didn't have one. So I bought one. I looked like my slobby father, all it needed was cigarette burns in it. I hate wearing white t-shirts.We all went to the arena, the asshole didn't show up until the match was nearly over. We walked around and around, nobody knew who he was or when he was coming. We ended up ambushing poor assholes coming out of the match and taking most of the product home. Also, it was such a short time I spent about 1/4 of my earning on the damn white t-shirt. Useless, fucking useless.
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2006|02:36 pm]Temporary workers Megahell
I thought I'd start off with one of my worst temp jobs:I was Al Bundy. Sort of..sort of. They were remodeling a store in the "preppy" mall the next city over. I preferred the "thug" mall, you know, the kind with nothing but baby shoes and beepers. They had a good movie theater. Nine hour shift. For five of them, my solitary job was to walk around dusting off women's shoes as the construction workers kicked up dust. For the rest of the four, I moved stuff around the store with my nearly homicidal co-workers. One guy was always completely fucked up on crack and had just saw "Star Trek: The Search for Spock" (this was 1996, loooooong after that movie meant anything to me)and wouldn't shut the fuck up about logic and Katras.They had real behavior problems. My on-site supervisor for some reason couldn't take a piss indoors, he would walk out the back and piss on the dumpster. Oh joy, I go to find him, smoking a big long Black 'n Mild and he's just hosing the dumpster down. Maybe he was trying to get the graffiti off with the power of urine?After the final day most of the assholes figured out which car was mine and bullied me into giving them a ride downtown. I would usually slip away with ninja stealth and get the hell out of there, smirk at them waiting for the bus. The one guy thanked me by taking a piss on my new hubcaps. Thanks! Maybe I can attract the "wimmin's" with your musky piss all over my car. It must've worked for you, since you have so many "baby mommas" to support.
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