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[11 May 2005|12:37am]
[ **mood** | bored ] Name: LauraAge: 18Location: Redmond, WAAre you a Jew?!: no... =(Are you proud?: i'd be hella proud if i were a jew, but alas, i am not.How do you feel about Christianity?: well, i'm christian, so i'm probably gonna get rejected because of it... but i hate christian... so does that help??How do you feel about me >:} : i lava lava lava you!!Make me laugh: *cheesy stripper comes on in the background* -- laura starts taking off her shirt... now comes the pants... ooooh bra and panties... OMG the panties... NOOO!! they have "hello kitty" on them!!!! *crying*Tell me something unique and wonderful about you: i love kimmy!PLEASE POST 3-5 PICTURES OF YOUR HOT SELF. :P
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APPsapsapsap [10 May 2005|12:27am]
Name: Matthew E. PearlmanAge: 18Location: BRIDLE TRAILS HOMIE, kirkland in the house... oiAre you a Jew?!: technically "Cashew" because me mom's a shikse but uh, look at my last name, and I was mackin' the hoes in preschool at the JCC and I have crazy Jewish grandparents that moved to Israel, so houha I am the win. Bitches ain't shit.Are you proud?: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AMHow do you feel about Christianity?: Meh, either way. But let me be the first to say that I'm all about Catholic school girls >:DHow do you feel about me >:} : LESSTHANTHREE KIM4THEWINMake me laugh: see next questionTell me something unique and wonderful about you: this one time on a family trip to Florida I screamed (literally, belted out at the top of my then-squeaky little voice) at my sister for eating one of the chocolate pastries I had hoarded from the Club room because breakfast had ended (so fucking fabjewlous, really). Apparently the people in the rooms next to us thought I was being murdered or that Michael Jackson was visiting me in my room, because they called the hotel security guards up. I was really embarrassed obviously and the guard probably thought I was the screamo-iest little kid in the hotel. Damn you megan, don't touch my chocolate pastries.PLEASE POST 3-5 PICTURES OF YOUR HOT SELF. :P WELL OKAY, I HOPE YOU CAN HANDLE IT BITCHES**( pictures a la myspaceCollapse )**
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App! [09 May 2005|11:20pm]
[ mood** | jewtastic ] Name: KristenAge: 18Location: Issaquah WashingtonAre you a Jew?!: YESAre you proud?: I have been ever since I found out in Feb. :DHow do you feel about Christianity?: Depends on if they are asshole fundamentalist, or if they are just chill about their faith. I don't discrimate unless you're an asshole.How do you feel about me >:} : Kim, you know I love you!Make me laugh: "GOD! I'M SO UPSET! I NEED TO CUT!!!" *pulls out scissors and start cutting paper into little bits*Tell me something unique and wonderful about you: There is nothing about me you don't already know Kim hahaha.( PICS FOR TEH ART!Collapse )**
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My app! [09 May 2005|10:36pm]
Name: MichaelAge: 19Location: Mill Creek, WAAre you a Jew?!: YesAre you proud?: More than ever!How do you feel about Christianity?: Meh.How do you feel about me >:} : Kimmy is sexy.Make me laugh: "Woo! Yay! Shalom!"Tell me something unique and wonderful about you: I have to pee during this post. Oh, and I can read "Shalom". Haha.My pics are here on MySpace
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[09 May 2005|08:43pm]
ATTENTION:One of my Jewish relatives gave birth to a Jewish baby in a Jewish part of Los Angeles today. OUR NUMBERS INCREASE. Let's rejoice in the streets.
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