Transformers' Afts (original) (raw)

Hello and welcome back to the sporking of Accidental Transport by BossBot97, AKA "What do you mean its sexist?: The Fanfic". I know, I know, it took me a while. No, this fic did not kill me, although it's last update almost did.

So, last time, Pixie Dust woke up in the med bay, played a little music to put all the bots under her spell and did…nothing else, while Megatron planned to put his penis in her.

Now, let's continue with chapter 7, which has Pixie Dust and the Autobots talking and…that's it. How riveting. Seven chapters, and the main character has done basically nothing.

( How many Bots can you fit inside a medbay? And how many more gallons of Energon will the Sue cry this time?Collapse )

Just wanted to showcase this hilarious series of comic strips I found on DA. It's a crossover between Transformers and Garfield. You read that right.

Here's the first strip, but be sure to read the others in the artist's gallery, because they might be the funniest things I've seen in this fandom in a long time.

The Air Commander's Cat by Archaeopt-rex on deviantART

I was cruising around fanfiction.net, and came across a self-insertion fic.

You'd think it was just a regular one where a character ends up with a canon character, but no, this one is special, for it does one thing many don't even think of doing; writing about a world they hate, while ego rubbing another.

( To witness the ego rub within. . .Collapse )

New here. If this isn't aft worthy let me know.

Looking for fanfiction I came across this eye sore.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5225977/1/The-Sparkling

Summary: Sari gives birth to Prowl's child and names her Pantherine. She is taken in by Jazz at the Autobot Ninja Academy.

Grammar is severely lacking, Sari gives birth the human way, no one knew Sari was pregnant except Ratchet, and after giving birth Sari dies. Also, who names their child Pantherine?

Okay, I'm a huge fan of Transformers Prime, and absolutely adore Soundwave's character and design.
There are jokes and plot bunnies revolving around if he's secretly a femme, and in curiosity I found a story and started to read. . .

A Spy's Secrets.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7597841/1/A-Spy-s-Secrets by Mai-Pintian

I often see an alarming personality change in gender swapping stories, and ordinarily I enjoy the more humourous ones.
And I recall one long ago that basically had the message "she's a femme, just deal with it".

I'll cut to the chase and tell you that yes, Soundwave was always a femme in this story and didn't really care. . .that is until the story takes a HUGE nose dive after chapter one.

( where the character assassination beginsCollapse )

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9965184/1/A-Light-In-The-Darkness

You know what's worse than a Mary Sue that's a goody two shoes for the Autobots? One that's from the Decepticons who has a so called evil twin and Megatron just dotes on her because she's his baby. That's right it's a fic where Megatron was raped and had twin sparklings that are dragons and Primes at that. Only one takes after him and the sire and while the other is kindhearted not a Con what so ever. Megatron just dotes on the perfect little angel who loves Starscream while starting to make the other twin out like the evil one who just hurts his baby's feelings.

I freaking hate that because the Mary Sue is portrayed as a perfect little princess that bad stuff happens to while the other twin might as well not be around at all. One believes that the war is wrong while being raised in the Decepticons which is just stupid because her spark is all pure and crap. The other twin apparently has a darkness inside her that must be feared and eventually looked like she's a monster for believing in the cause it seems like. Seriously someone so purehearted like that should not be part of the Decepticons because it goes against everything that they are yet in Mary Sue's world it's perfectly fine to be like that.

Hello everyone! Long time no see! I haven't posted here since, what, July or something? Not really sure why, I've had some stuff to deal with in my personal life and couldn't find the motivation to seek out bad fic. My issues are not resolved yet but I thought posting here again might do me some good.

Oh and just a note, I might start posting on das_sporking soon. I'll x-post my Transformers sporkings over there, but I'll post for other fandoms too.

Anyway, if anyone's still looking at this comm, here's something I dug up from the crossover section for the TF cartoon on FF.net. I'm actually one of the few who liked the Ghost Rider movies.

Human Bones and Ninja by ProwlPony200
If you like ghost rider and you like TFA you'll like this. There is no kissing until the sequel is out. Please enjoy and review thank you. Oh and the bots are human.

A summary like this… speaks for itself about the quality of this fic.

( This fic is as batshit insane as a Nicolas Cage performance.Collapse )