The Lesbian Dragon (original) (raw)

The Lesbian Dragon

artbytesslyn:

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Solar engineer uniforms (feat. Grace) for my comic!

The field work getup is gold since it reflects the most UV radiation (and is absolutely unbearable to wear). The designs are a combo of real world welding and hot-temp safety equipment and some guesswork on my part.

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

The body is a canvas you dumb piece of shit!!!!!

It is literally not possible for a body to be unnatural you stupid mother fucker.

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captainrufflebanger:

Various Alcina arts from 2022 I did on Twitter. Fun fact that first one was started in January 2022 and lived in the abandoned WIP folder until the following December lmao

captainrufflebanger:

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She is not escaping the allegations (gay AND European) šŸ«³

That Miranda gif set reminded me I drew this on twitter last year. Hilariously this was the first time Iā€™d drawn Ethan after 2 years of making re8 art lmao

captainrufflebanger:

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ā€œAh yes. Me. My wife. And her 50,000 Lei four foot tall officially licensed tsumtsum of me.ā€

Drew this in 2022 and goddammit I still want that to be a real plushie šŸ˜­ did you know thereā€™s a part 2 to this meme? I never got around to drawing pt 2 then but itā€™s still on my to-do list lol

wingedrobot:

because you had a bat day

you hang upside down

you echolocate just fly all around

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fearnes-malewife:

I donā€™t normally take videos of my co-workers but I think everyone can agree to an exception this time.

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And some stills of the two cubs, almost 5 months old and so full of personality.

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fleshdyke:

tsamired:

meowmeowmeowimacat:

captainscarletsc:

heatandapathy:

magnetictapedatastorage:

if-you-see-gay-me:

epilepticsaints:

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Needs the last part

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@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

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you are never living this down

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

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raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

raptorific:

I think we as a society tend to forget that the movie ā€œFreaky Fridayā€ starring Jamie Lee Curtis and Mark Harmon hinges entirely on the narrativeā€™s assertion that Chinese people have magic powers

The 2003 movie. The movie that came out like 20 years ago. There is no plot without the movie asking the audience to believe, without explanation, that a random middle aged Chinese woman has the ability to very easily place mystical curses on people

The funniest part of it is the running joke that this Chinese lady/Restaurant owner/Wizard has a daughter who implies she does this shit all the time, to customers, and is FED UP with her motherā€™s mystical nonsense. Like obviously itā€™s a blatantly racist plot element, the writers would certainly never wouldā€™ve had the plot kicked off by a curse cast by Mama Ravioli at the Spaghetti Warehouse, and it was specifically the Orientalism of it all that led them to write ā€œand their bodies switched because they had a fight in a Chinese restaurant in front of the owner, and of course Chinese people have Powersā€ but also like. The dynamic with the restaurant owner and her daughter, who desperately wants her to stop supernaturally meddling in the lives of strangers, is so much more interesting than whatā€™s going on with Jamie Lee Curtis and whoever played the daughter in that movie. They could make a banger Disney+ show out of ā€œThe Chinese Restaurant That Curses You To Resolve Your Issues If You Have A Fight Thereā€ except that it would absolutely remind people that Disney, in Avril Lavigneā€™s America, released a movie that depended entirely on the audienceā€™s willingness to believe Chinese people are secretly wizards

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Obviously old Italian ladies have magic powers in real life but this is a post about how different groups are portrayed in movies. Also, I canā€™t stress this enough, when an Italian puts a curse on you itā€™s not to help you come out happier and healthier on the other side. Itā€™s to make bad things happen to you until you die.

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cardentist:

cursedā€“alien:

ramshacklefey:

cardentist:

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if youā€™re asked ā€œdo you struggle with thisā€ and your answer is ā€œno, Because I Have A System,ā€ then your answer is actually yes

Also, for ADHD symptoms specifically, if they ask something like, ā€œDo you have trouble waiting your turn in conversations?ā€ and your answer is, ā€œNo Iā€™m a grown up I donā€™t interrupt people,ā€ but you are constantly finishing sentences for people in your head and have formulated three replies before they finish talkingā€¦. the answer is yes, yes you do.

And if you can stay in your seat but are constantly bouncing a leg, clicking a pen, tapping out a rhythm on your thigh, or otherwise fidgeting, the answer is, yes, you do have trouble staying in your seat.

Neurotypicals do not require iron clad self control and three coping techniques to sit still during a meeting.

What if your answer is ā€œNo, I donā€™t have trouble waiting my turn because I canā€™t tell when itā€™s my turn so I never take my turn.ā€?

*taps sign*

fellas, I hope you all realize that avoidance is Also a systemALT

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